I Know Your Secret!
Brian: Stewie, can i talk to you for a sec
Stewie: (stops playing with blocks) sure
Brian: ok, (sighs) here goes, I'm sorry! I don't know how it happened but it just did you see, i err...
Stewie: Brian, you're scaring me (worringly)
(Brian looked at the crazy once year old baby, happily but scaringly at the same time)
Brian: I love you!(closes his eyes then slowly opens them again to see the expression on his face)
Stewie: What!(quickly and simply but freaked out at the same time, then thinks for a sec then smiles which made brian smile sighingly) yeah I know
Brian: you do? (surprisingly) why didn't you tell me you know?(angrilly)
Stewie: huh? we already did
Brian: when?(puzzingly)
Stewie: yeah, remember at the bank, we got locked in the bank, you pierced my ear, we got drunk, you told me... well you know( thinks "that your feeling suicidal") then i said i love you as a family member and you did too-( does movements with his hands)
Brian: no, no, no, no, not that! you misunderstood me! I love you like i loved jillian!
Stewie: (stares past brian blankly like he wasn't there) what(squely) ooh i get ya, you funny. i'm totallyy being pranked aint i, hahaha(laughs squelly then looks at brians serious face) your kidding aren't you! Please tell me you are... oh my god!
Brians: I... it's not my fault... but i want you to know i so do, I'm sorry( tries to hold stewies hand but he jerks away shockingly)
Stewie: Don't touch me!(looks at brians shocked face) I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that just...surprised or something, i can't believe this. I'm 2 years old how could this happen!
Brian: no idea(whispers)
Stewie: i er... gotta go, man! I... need... air!(scrambles up then leaves the room leaving brian stare at space)