Disclaimer: I do not own either Anakin or Frodo (shudder). Although I would very much like to see the former of this list in my possession…muahah—are you still reading this?

1: The Opening

Arden walked out onto her stage, hundreds of loyal fans—housewives and young teenage girls mostly—who awaited the two guests to the show with mouths gaping open and eyes streaming with excited tears. Arden felt this way a lot when she had a "heart-throb" on her show. Now, with two of them sharing the stage, she was sure that those bodyguards would be put to the test today.

She waved to the fans who she was sure had no interest in her today, and took her seat in the middle of the three-person couch. Reading from her clip-board she told the viewers that Anakin Skywalker and Frodo Baggins would be on the show today (thunderous applause).

The first guest approached the spotlight with a clunking helmet and heavy black attire. Breathing heavily, he took his seat to the right of Arden. He always did like being the right-hand man. Next came the shorter of the two, skipping onto stage and raising his arms to increase the cheers before sitting down. Now with the crowd thoroughly insane, Arden began the interview.

"Alright boys, we had an online survey of which questions the viewers at home most wanted you to answer. First one is open to both of you. What's up with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Sam Gamgee?"

Frodo and Anakin stared blankly.

"Oh come on, don't be shy now!"

"Shall blow up her entire family…yes…yess, that's gonna be good…" the helmeted one muttered under his breath.

"What was that, Anakin?"

"Nothing," he said, eyes darting back and forth. "What?"

Frodo spoke then "Well, Arden, for me Samwise is a dear, dear friend."

("Awwww" echoes from audience and Frodo grins cheesily)

Arden continued "Okay, next question is again for both of you. Why, when faced with the choice of the dark side, did you both give in? Any reasons in particular?"

"It is something that I regret deeply. Yet I am glad you asked," Frod answered, Anakin rolling his eyes from under his helmet.

"The power of the ring was so enticing and strong, that it seemed glued to one's hand. It wasn't so much the power it promised, but the power it had over you. Like listening to a bad friend for too long, finally, one becomes numb to how far is too far." He glances heavily at Anakin.

"I saw that, tiny ignoramus!" Anakin shouted.

"Bring it on, you skirt-wearing pansy!"

(crowd begins to chant Frodofrodofrodo and Anakinanakin)

Arden tried to calm them down. "Now, now, boys, let's not fight under breath just yet. Normal Anakin, would you care to answer that question?"

"Actually, I would. I was trying to save my wife, Padme from death in childbirth. It was a prophecy I had. So, when my friend Palpatine offered power that could possibly save her life, I of course did whatever it would take."

"But then?"

"Then that bastard Obi-Wan Kenobi turned my wife against me!"

"And that made you angry, didn't it?"

"Oh yes…"

"Did you and Padme ever have any children?"

"No, no I do not believe so. Palpatine told me that I had killed her in my rage."

"Well, we've got a surprise for you, Anakin."

An: breathes

"Bring out Luke Skywalker!"

"What!" turns to the door where Luke is jauntily walking out "Oh great, my only living heir is a fruit…"

"Hey Daddy!" The skipping blonde said.

"Um…hello, son, it's…uh…been a while."

"Hug?" he extended his arms hopefully.

An: "…breath…"

L: (hugs Anakin)

"GAHH!" (punches Luke off of him and pounces on him so that they are both rolling about on the floor)

(Crowd again begins to chant Anakinanakin and Lukeluke)

(Frodo turns to Arden with a broad smile while the two Skywalkers are punching and kicking)

Frodo spoke up "So, does this happen often?"

"Oh yes. I had Obi-Wan Kenobi waiting backstage too, but something tells me that would be a bad plan."