Story notes:
This takes place shortly after Gamzee goes on a killing spree but instead of actually killing his friends he just K. them and thought they were dead, thusly managing to escape death at the hands of the clown and ran for it. Those that Eridan killed were majorly wounded and not killed and are still laid up healing from the attack. Kanaya was the only one who's story line hasn't changed, she's still going to be a rainbow drinker due to Eridan. The Kids will be here soon.
This Is Your Pile
Chapter One: Moirallegiance
Be the clown one. Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you are looking for your moirail. You need to have a feelings jam... NOW! The voices are back and more incessant than ever before.
Be the clown one's moirail. You are now KARKAT VANTAS and you are huddling in a pile of blankets, and pillows, what the fuck ever, watching one of your shitty, they are not shitty, amazing rom-coms. Your in the middle of one of your favorites, "In which a troll has flushed feelings in a pale relationship, but they don't know how to bring it up... etc." 'Man troll movie titles are long' you think to your self. Never mind that Karkat! Anyway this movies main plot you feel like your living it, with some adjustments. Your flushed for your moirail, and that frightens you, not that you'd ever admit to it. You know that Gamzee needs a moirail, and you wont risk him calling off your moirallegiance because your flushed for him. You know he could never be flushed for you, but you like to night-dream about the what ifs of the nonexistent matespritship. You don't know that if you ever tell him about your flushed feelings he'll call off the morallegiance to get away from you completely.
Be the insanely cool kid. You are now SOLLUX CAPTOR, your not entirely why you are being involved in this story so you wait for the author to explain it. Well Sollux you are about to find out so shhh! Suddenly the scary looking clown like troll storms in in a panic filled fury. Gamzee sees you and asks if you've seen your kismesis. "kk? Fuck no that athholeth been hiidiing from me lately. Not entirely thure why though," you reply.
"GOG DAMN IT! so not mother fucking cool bro. NOT FUCKING COOL!" Gamzee says. You flinch recognizing the speech pattern.
"Whoa there gz, chill dude. Ii'll hack the labs monitoring thythtem and help you find hiim." You state trying to get the awakening subjugglator to calm down and put that shit back to bed.
Be the awakening subjugglator. You are once again GAMZEE MAKARA and gog damn it you are pissed and getting more pissed that your pissed which results in a never ending cycle of being pissed and more pissed. Did that confuse you? GOOD! honk. MOTHER FUCKING HONK! You need your moirail. You wished he was more than your moirail, but he doesn't feel that way for you so, you settle for being moiraills just to have at least that with him. His kismesis is looking for him with the labs security system and you hope he finds him soon cause HIS BLOOD WOULD LOOK MOTHER FUCKING GREAT IN YOUR MIRACULOUS PAINTINGS! "sol-bro, HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU LOW BLOOD PEICE OF SHIT! the mother fucking voices sol-bro, THE MOTHER FUCKING VOICES, they won't be quiet, NOT QUIET AT ALL!" You watch Sollux flinch every time the voices speak through you. "sorry sol-bro, i'm trying, but they're SO MOTHER FUCKING LOud." You say visibly struggling to keep calm.
"Iit'th cool gz ii get iit… kiind of… not really, but ii can thee you thruggliing two keep calm. Ii - oh hey ii found hiim" he says. He shows you where and gives you an easy quick route to your moirail. You follow it taking further short cuts through the vents.
Be the adorabloodthirsty troll watching shitty rom-coms. You are now KARKAT VANTAS and your rom-coms are not shitty fuck you very much. Anyway when it was getting to the best part in "In which a young business troll learns that all they need to help their life get better is a long therapeutic pailing session with the troll from two floors up… etc" what's up with these long ass titles anyway? Never mind that your vent cover in your respit block just slammed into the far wall from where it once hung. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?!" You shout. Then suddenly Gamzee.
Authors note:
Anyway tell me what you think. This is my first published fanfiction so let me know what you think in a nice lovely review. I'll continue this for a couple chapters whether anyone likes it or not.