The Ice King is Horny.

One day the Ice King was lonely. That in itself was not unusual, but now he was also horny. He was horny for some sweet sweet ass.

"Gunther, I'm so horny!"

"Wack!"

"Oh Gunther, I've tried that already! I want some sweet ass!" the Ice King moaned sadly.

"Wack! Wack!"

Immediately the Ice King perked up. "You're right Gunther! I shouldn't be sad! I think I'll make a, heh-heh-heh a dirty phone-call to Princess Bubblegum!" he told Gunther making sure to add emphasis to the word dirty.

The Ice King grabbed his phone, dialed a number, and as soon as he heard someone pick it up he begin his dirty talk.

"Hey! How's it going Princess? I'm so horny, and I want some sweetass. I've been thinking about that ass of yours. Princess, I just want to bend you over a table, and stick my icicle into your sweet sweet cave of wonders! I want to plow you from behind like a snow plow while I chew that delicious hair of yours. And if you're good, I may want to drink the gum from that sweet sweet snatch of yours. Oh Princess, I'm getting so horny just thinking about this."

Meanwhile back at the tree house, Finn was listening to the Ice King on the phone, and Finn had a raging boner. He didn't know why, but for some reason the thought of the Ice King doing that stuff to PB made him feel hot in his cock. Come to think of it, the idea of the Ice King doing that to him was also turning him on.

As the Ice King continued to talk dirty, Finn pulled out his dick, and started jerking off. In no time at all he was breathing heavily, and just as he climaxed, "HEEEEYUGH! Oh glob, that's the first time I've been able to jerk off without using Bubblegum's piece of hair!"

"Huh, wha? Finn, is that you?! This was meant for Princess Bubblegum's ears only!" the Ice King shouted.

Finn snapped out of his haze, and picked up the phone. "You sick freak! If you think I'm going to let you do that stuff to Princess Bubblegum, you've got another thing coming! I'll cut your globdarn balls off if you so much as look at her, you got that you piece of crud?!"

There was silence, followed by a sigh. "Alright," the Ice King said sadly. "Gunther? Gunther? Come here."

"Wack!"

"WACK WACK WACK!"

"Oh oh oh, Oooh Gunther! OH GUNTHER YES!"

"WAAAACK!"

Finn quickly hung up the phone.

"Hey bro, whatcha doing?"

"Jake! How long were you listening?"

"Enough to know that the idea of Princess Bubblegum being plowed from behind turns you on."

Finn blushed, "Oh geeze."

"Hey, it's alright bro! Guy's gotta have his fantasies! By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what did you want for your 18th birthday?"

"I want...CAKE!" Finn shouted happily.

The End.