I love Bon Clay and hate the VMC, so this happens.

"Momo-san" shouted the VMC members as they crowded around Momo Deviluke in the school hallway.

"Ah?" said Momo, but she was thinking 'Aw not again'

"We have a list of new VMC members that are ready to wait on you hand and foot" said the freak with glasses, whose name I can't remember, nor do I want to.

"Ah, you don't have to tell me that (whatever his name is)" said Momo.

"But we want the world to know of our adorable, innocent angel that even god himself would bow before"

'So annoying' thought Momo.

"Jeez" said Nana as she stood by her friend Mea "What do those chumps see in Momo?"

"Momo-san is so popular" said Mea.

"They just think she's sweet when she's really a big perv"

Before more could be said, something crashed through the window, knocking the freak with glasses... you know what, I'm calling him Jim... knocking Jim across the hall.

"JIM!" shouted the VMC members as they widen their eyes.

Momo, Nana, and Mea didn't see if Jim was okay, for they were looking at the thing that crashed through the window. He was tall and had short black hair, but he wore a pink uniform thing and had makeup all over his face. He didn't seem to notice that he crashed into the school, for he was spinning around.

"Spinning, spinning, spinning-ing-ing" said Mr. 2 as he spun around.

"Wha-what is he?" asked Nana as a sweat drop formed around her head.

"A clown?" said Mea.

"Um, excuse me" said Momo.

"Ah, can I help you?" asked Bon Clay as he kept spinning.

"Um, who are you?"

"I'm" he stopped spinning and posed "Mr. 2" he dropped the pose "But you can call me Bon-chan"

"HEY YOU!" shouted Jim as he got up "How dare you kick me in the face and talk to our idol!"

"Eh, I didn't kick you. I was looking for Straw-chan" he said as he resumed spinning.

"DON'T LIE TO ME YOU PERVERT!" shouted Jim as he ran over to punch Bon Clay.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PERVERT?!" shouted Bon Clay, obviously mistaking the way Jim called him pervert. Bon Clay then sprinted in front of Jim and kicked him while spinning, knocking out all of his teeth.

"OKAMA WAY!" shouted Bon Clay as he stopped spinning. He then jumped back to Momo, Nana, and Mea. "By the way Miss, have you seen my friend, Straw-Chan?"

"I-I don't know who he is" said a shocked Momo.

"He looks like this" he then touched his cheek and morphed into Luffy. "Ta-Da"

"EH?!" shouted Momo.

"HE'S AN ALIEN?!" shouted Nana.

"COOL?!" shouted Mea.

"I ate the Mane Mane no Mi" said Bon Clay as he kept touching his cheek, changing into many people as he talked "I just have to touch my right hand to my face to change" he touched his face with his left hand "And the left hand to reverse it"

"EH?!" shouted the three together.

"He's a demon. GET HIM!" shouted the VMC, which included Jim, as they ran towards Bon Clay.

Bon Clay just kicked them away, sending them flying away somewhere out of Japan.

"Ah, I guess I can't find Straw-Chan here" said Bon Clay as he shook his head "Well, I'll keep looking" he then jumped out the window.

"...What just happened?" asked Nana.

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Meanwhile, the VMC landed on an island in the Grand Line, right in front of a huge man wearing Okama clothing.

"HEE HAW!"

Welcome to hell VMC, no one will care.