So… here we are again. Back for more Percy Jackson. Yay. :3

Anyway, before I begin, let me tell you that I do not own PJO or HOO, but I do own my OC characters such as Jimmy, Joanna, Ginger, and Kasi. The characters I'm about to use are monsters of my creation who are non-greek, so if you are here to see traditional fan fic… sorry. :/

Also, this fan fiction is not a solid story. I'm going to do sort of a Pulp Fiction thing where I'm going to jump around from scene to scene in Mark of Athena and any book after that in the series and hopefully scrape this thing together. Mostly this is going to be a compilation of jokes I thought would be appropriate for these certain scenarios, and hopefully from all of this you can make out a story. :P Again, sorry if you were expecting something different.

Anyway, this might also crossover with other stories such as Sora no Otishimono, or Rosario Vampire. So without further ado, please enjoy the prologue and enjoy the story.

Hera

Hera looked over the files of the monsters on her iPad. The biggest quest possibly in demigod history was about to come to pass and she decided to throw Percy and the other demigods a bone and send them some help. She knew of a group of monsters who helped them in the past and they were part of a group of seven formidable creatures. With the help of the mist, she believed they could help her cause.

"Hera, what are you doing?" Came a voice.

Hera turned around to see Zeus walking up to her. He was wearing a blue suit and a tie with lightning bolts. His beard was styled to match his clothes.

Hera turned back to her iPad, scrolling through the files of the monsters.

"Just playing a game." She lied.

"Don't lie to me, I can see what you're doing." Zeus said, looking at the iPad screen. "Why are you looking at those files?"

"If you must know, I'm looking for people to help those demigods on my quest. I thought those monsters who helped them defeat Atlas would suffice."

Zeus scowled at her, suspiciously. "I thought we weren't speaking to our children."

"I'm not speaking to them, I'm just sending them help." Hera protested. "They're going to need all the help they can get, so I'm sending all seven of them to assist."

"No." Zeus said. "I know this is your quest, but I want this to be… amusing. I don't want them to have an assured victory."

"Well then what would you suggest?" Hera asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Send only two to help."

"Six."

"Three."

"Five."

"Four."

Hera smirked. "Fine, four."

"And I get to pick them." Zeus said commandingly.

"You can help pick them." Hera said in her own commanding voice.

Zeus sighed. "Fine. So who are these 'monsters' exactly?"

"Well…" Hera said, pulling up their files. "You already know James McClure and his vampire 'girlfriend,' Joanna Nightingale."

"Not her." Zeus said, his voice turning to rage. "She insulted me during her fight with Atlas and…"

"And used your power to defeat him." Hera finished. "Which is why I'm picking her. She thinks on her toes and does whatever it takes to win."

Zeus grumbled. "Fine, as long as McClure goes with her. Him I kind of like."

"Already done, my darling." Hera said, moving to the next five files. "Now for their two partners."

"Woah." Zeus said, scrolling to a file called, "Neil." "Who is that?"

The picture was a young man with a buzz cut, fleshed out features, and clear, grey eyes wearing a black combat suit.

"That is Neil. According to this, he's the best assassin where he comes from. In fact, he even fought Jimmy and Joanna and won."

Zeus smiled. "Hm… interesting. He's the one."

"But my darling, I thought you said you wanted a fair fight." Hera said, trying to convince his husband otherwise. "He will surely destroy his enemies in a mater of seconds. At first it will be amusing, but after two fights, it will get old quick."

Zeus cursed. "You're right. Next file."

Hera swiped to the next file called, "Kyle Valetta." The picture was of a muscular young man of about eighteen with short, blonde hair, green eyes, with metal arms wearing a polo shirt and jeans.

"Okay, here's someone Hephaestus might like." Hera said. "He can hack almost any technology out there. He also has lasers and has very tough armor, but…"

"But what?" Zeus asked.

"He's a wimp."

Before she could say any more, Zeus swiped the iPad screen and moved to the next file named, "Ginger Tyler." The picture was of a girl about fourteen with nerdy glasses, brown hair tied into a ponytail and bangs with blue eyes wearing clothes that are fashionable, but don't quite match.

"This one's a weird one. She's a witch, but she's not exactly…"

"Bright?" Zeus asked. "I can tell by her clothes."

"Yes, but regarding that, she's a powerful spell caster and can conjure certain objects at will. Not to mention she goes well with this next one."

Hera swiped her iPad again to show a file named, "Kasi Lovseign." The image was of an attractive young woman of about nineteen with fiery red hair, pink eyes, and wearing a faded, green t-shirt with a peace sign on it and ripped blue jeans.

Zeus was eyeing her like he was interested in her sex appeal, the kind of look she hated. Hera snapped her fingers and Zeus came back to reality.

"This one is a succubus, one of the spawns of Aphrodite and Hades, or at least a descendant of them. She can create illusions, has alteration powers, claws, wings, the works. Combined with Ms. Tyler, they're a formidable team."

"Well what about having a fair fight, my dear?" Zeus asked.

Hera hated when he was being sarcastic. "I forgot to mention that they bicker a lot, especially with Ms. Nightingale and McClure. The four of them could be very entertaining."

Zeus smiled. "Very well. Choose your champions and get on with the quest."

So that's the prologue and quick intros of the characters. IF you don't know who Jimmy or Joanna are, either stick around, or read my other PJO fan fic, "Percy Jackson: the Untold Story."

See you in Chapter one! :D