Ode to Gollum
(the coolest character in The Lord of the Rings)
By: Katrine Potter-Lupin (the_lord_of_the_ring@hotmail.com)
(From Gollum's POV) SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL
Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum,
Gollum, Gollum, Goo-ll-uum.
Gollum is cool,
He is so cool,
He reeks of awesomeness, yes, yes, yes.
Sssss, sss, sss, sss, ss, sss, ssssssssssss, ss ss,
Gollum rules,
He is so fine!
Gollum is the very best!
Ode to Gollum, Ode to Gollum,
All hail to Lord Smeagol!!
(c'mon, sing now!!)
Golum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum
You wanna see cool-you hafta see Gollum!
THE END
I have a strange obsession with Gollum. :^)
The Lord of the Rings, and Gollum is © The Late J.R.R. Tolkien, the best damn writer in the world!!!