"Did you ever feel like breakin' down? Ever feel outa place?" Yuffie sang louder and louder trying desperately to drown out her children's complaints. She spared a glance at her husband looking for support but only got a smirk that plainly said "serves you right". She glared at the road and gripped the steering wheel tightly.
"BUT WHY?! WHY SQUAL?! WHY?!!!!!!" that was her oldest ahhh her lovely squally.
"HEY! AT LEAST YOU GET TO HAVE A NICKNAME! NO ONE CALLS YOU SQUAL! YOUR LEON REMEMBER" there's my lovely little Riku chiming in.
"THAT'S RIGHT! Its LEON GET IT STRAIGHT! IM TALKIN TO MUM SO SHUT UP!"
A snicker was heard from the back seat " Leon got it memorized?" There was Axel not her kid but basically lived with them. He only went home when his mom decided it was time to clean the house after that Rinoa really didn't care where her son was as long as he wasn't costing her money. Yuffie loved the red head pyro as her own so she didn't mind his frequent stays. She really looked forward to them. He kept Roxas calm. Speaking of which.
"SHUT UP YOU TWO! IM TIRED OF IT!"
"OH CAN IT! YOUR JUST MAD CUZ LEON WONT LET YOU SIT BY YOUR BOYFRIEND." Riku countered. Roxas blushed and sank deep into the seat. Yuffie grinned. Of coarse, it always came to below the belt blows with these guys. Yuffie jerked the truck to the side of the road and slammed on the breaks. As she rounded on her husband Roxas sank deeper into the seat between them looking terrified.
"VINCENT! AT LEAST TAKE CREDIT FOR RIKU! YOU AGREED TO RIKU!" Vincent looked at his wife calmly suppressing his urge to grin desperately. "But Riku sounds pretty good when your wife is strung out on steroids from the hospital, high on hormones, and has just given birth to your child. Not to mention the fact that she's a totally sadistic pyro who could make you torture your own mind just by making you think of what she might do. And that's on a good day." Yuffie smiled. "Thank you honey", she tilted her head in a feminine way, "but flattery will only get you sex not outa the deep shit you'll be in if you don't confess." The car had gone silent. It was not wise to mess with mum when she was threatening dad.
Try to picture this as an outsider. An average women (or so it seems) is driving a truck full of furniture and boxes down a dark deserted road. She is leaning over a brunet child in the middle seat towards her husband with a completely adorable look on her face yet…her husband looks terrified and as if he just peed his pants, the child in between them looks about the same and in the back three other adolesants look thus: Leon, another brunet with startling blue gray eyes, looks, as always, uninterested; Riku, a boy with amazing natural silver hair, terrified almost like his father but more in a 'im soooo sorry for you man' kinda way and Axel, the fiery red headed pyro, is twitching slightly trying sooo hard not to smile but failing miserably because its even harder not to laugh.
Theres a rap on the driver's window. Yuffie turned around quickly to see a cop standing outside the window with his flashlight out and looking terribly confused. The window rolled down quietly. "Can I help you officer?" Yuffie asked sweetly. The startled officer seemed lost for words because after all that's what he was going to say. He coughed a bit and continued, " I was just wondering if you were lost ma'me"
"No sir." Yuffie smiled brightly, "the boys were getting a bit out of hand and their father is very tired from moving all day so I stopped to deal with it myself.
"Alright ma'me if you'll be ok then I'll just be on my way." He tipped his hat and looked at the boys and warned them sternly. "You all better do what your mother says or you just may end up in my car someday."
"More likely we'll be hangin with the paramedics" Riku whispered as the cop walked away. Yuffie laughed delightedly, "Honey! Riku finally understands me." She sighed happily, put the car back in gear and drove off down the road.