This is a tribute to Michael Jackson. sniffle He is so brilliant, cry Any way... I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or Billy Jean which belongs to Michael Jackson.
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Kuronue came into possession of an mp3 player a Ipod to be exact. He hadn't shown it to YOko because he knew he would take it plus he really liked this song.
Billy Jean;
"She was more like a beauty queen
From a movie scene
I said, 'don't mind
But what do you mean
I am the one
Who will dance on the floor, in the round'
She said,
'I am the one who will dance
On the floor in the round'
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes
That dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor, in the round"
"Kuronue what is that?"
Kuronue hummed happily to the music for a while until Yoko came near and poked him.
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
Kuronue snapped, Yoko backed up slightly and he went back to singing.
"People always told me,
'Be careful of what you do
And don't go around
Breaking young girls' hearts'
And mother always told me,'
Be careful of who you love
And be careful what you do
'Cause the lie becomes the truth"
'Mother? Kuronue doesn't have a mother.'
Yoko had never heard what Kuronue was listening to, much less knew he was listening to anything. He looked at him like he was crazy,
"The Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that
Iam the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son"
"KURONUE!!!!"
Kuronue groaned pausing his song, then glared at the fox.
"Yes-Are you the dad?"
The bat's eyebrows ruffled and he looked at the fox like he was crazy.
"What the hell, fox?"
Yoko pulled Kuronue up by the collar of his shirt, and then looked in his eyes. He groaned in frustration,
"You left the poor girl!!!!"
"What!?! No I- I haven't been with anyone Yoko! I'm still a virgin!"
Falling on his ass, Kuronue rubbed it and played his song again; still pist off at Yoko. This time he closed his eyes and in seconds was singing again.
"For forty days and forty nights
Law was on her side
But who can stand
When she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor, in the round
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)Do think twice
She told my baby
We danced till three
And she looked at me
Then showed a photo
My baby cried
His eyes were like mine
Can we dance on the floor, in the round, babe
People always told me,
'Be careful of what you do
And don't go around
Breaking young girls' hearts'(Don't break no hearts)
But you came and stood right by me
Just a smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room"
"BAT!!!!"
This time Kuronue's ears twitched, he opened his eyes again letting the music play for some time.
"The Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims thatI am the one
But the kid is not my son
No, no, no, no, no
The Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims thatI am the one
But the kid is not my son
No, no
She says I am the one (Oh, babe)
But the kid is not my son"
Throwing his scythe, it entangled Yoko in wire that he had just for dog animal youkai. Since the fox was apart of the family Yoko couldn't get loose, it had a special spell placed on it especially for him. He took the scythe head off then tied the wire to the point where he was satisfied Yoko could not get loose. In hope to get rid of Yoko he threw him in a closet, then sung
He says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
No, no, no
The Yoko is not my lover
He's just a guy who claims thatI am the one
(You know what you did to me, babe)
But the kid is not my son
No, no, no, no
He says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
You know what you did
He says he is my son
Breaking my heart, babe
She says I am the one
The Yoko is not my lover
The Yoko is not my lover
The Yoko is not my lover
The Yoko is not my lover
Kuronue smirked as Yoko yelled;
"YOU BASTARD I HAVE NO KIDS!!"
"IPOD!"
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!"
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Hee hee.