Piper yawned and opened her eyes. She was still in her bedroom and
Leo was still not there. She sighed unhappily and she walked over to the
bathroom in her fluffy slippers and blue cotton robe. She went into the
bathroom and she locked the door behind her. Phoebe was at work and Paige
was at her job. Piper needed to get a day off so she took a break and
decided to close the nightclub for tonight. She adjusted the water and she
lit some aromatherapy candles and poured some bath crystals. She undressed
and stepped into the water. She sat down and closed her eyes and enjoyed
the warm water loosening her knotted muscles. After soaking for about a
half an hour (when her fingers looked like prunes), she stepped out, got
her robe on, and drained the water. She blew out the aromatherapy candles
and she walked downstairs to make breakfast.
She finished her breakfast and went upstairs for a quick nap. When she woke up, everyone was home from work and Phoebe was cooking, so Piper raced downstairs and started to hover around Phoebe making sure she wouldn't burn down the house. Paige was reading her newest copy of Seventeen and Leo was sitting at the counter chewing celery.
"You're back! Baby, you're back! Why didn't you wake me?" she cried joyfully, placing her arms around his shoulders and giving him a hug.
"You looked like an angel, Piper. That's why," he said, kissing her softly.
"You taste like celery," she laughed.
"Well, I'm hungry and waiting for Phoebe to make something good will take forever," he replied.
"Hey!" cried Phoebe, pretending to be hurt. She hit Leo on the shoulder with a wooden spatula and he almost choked on his celery.
"Ow!"
"So, are you here for good?" asked Piper.
"No. I gotta leave the day after tomorrow."
"Leo! You're never here!"
"Is that my fault?! You knew what the risks were of being a whitelighter's wife!" he yelled, glaring at her.
"Is this gonna be a full-fledged fight?" asked Paige from the solarium.
"Yes, I knew what the risks were! I just didn't know you'd be gone all day and all night! It's like being married to AIR, Leo!"
"Well, you're not always around either. You're doing your thing and I'm doing mine."
"At least I come home at night! You know, if I weren't married to you."
"What?! You'd what? I saved you from that ass that you were with! Whatever-his-name-was! He hit you all the freakin' time and now you're yelling at me. If you'd rather be with someone who hits you than me, fine!"
"Well, I don't care if he hits me as long as I get to see him!"
"Piper, you don't mean that." Leo replied, his voice getting all soft.
"Yes, I do Leo! And you know what, I'm going to file for divorce from you! I HATE when you always leave me! I can't take it anymore!"
Just then, Cole was walking by and he sat down in a chair as the couple continued their argument.
"What if I kissed someone BESIDES you?" Piper challenged.
"Like who?"
"Like.Cole!" she remarked pulling him up and kissing him.
"You-" Leo stuttered before punching Cole in the face.
"What did you do that for?!" Piper glared.
"Go ahead, file for divorce! I was truly the only male person who ever cared about you and you know what? You go ahead and throw all that away. I'm going somewhere," Leo fumed, orbing off.
"Leo, don't-go."she sighed as he orbed off.
"What was that about?" Phoebe inquired.
"Don't ask."
She finished her breakfast and went upstairs for a quick nap. When she woke up, everyone was home from work and Phoebe was cooking, so Piper raced downstairs and started to hover around Phoebe making sure she wouldn't burn down the house. Paige was reading her newest copy of Seventeen and Leo was sitting at the counter chewing celery.
"You're back! Baby, you're back! Why didn't you wake me?" she cried joyfully, placing her arms around his shoulders and giving him a hug.
"You looked like an angel, Piper. That's why," he said, kissing her softly.
"You taste like celery," she laughed.
"Well, I'm hungry and waiting for Phoebe to make something good will take forever," he replied.
"Hey!" cried Phoebe, pretending to be hurt. She hit Leo on the shoulder with a wooden spatula and he almost choked on his celery.
"Ow!"
"So, are you here for good?" asked Piper.
"No. I gotta leave the day after tomorrow."
"Leo! You're never here!"
"Is that my fault?! You knew what the risks were of being a whitelighter's wife!" he yelled, glaring at her.
"Is this gonna be a full-fledged fight?" asked Paige from the solarium.
"Yes, I knew what the risks were! I just didn't know you'd be gone all day and all night! It's like being married to AIR, Leo!"
"Well, you're not always around either. You're doing your thing and I'm doing mine."
"At least I come home at night! You know, if I weren't married to you."
"What?! You'd what? I saved you from that ass that you were with! Whatever-his-name-was! He hit you all the freakin' time and now you're yelling at me. If you'd rather be with someone who hits you than me, fine!"
"Well, I don't care if he hits me as long as I get to see him!"
"Piper, you don't mean that." Leo replied, his voice getting all soft.
"Yes, I do Leo! And you know what, I'm going to file for divorce from you! I HATE when you always leave me! I can't take it anymore!"
Just then, Cole was walking by and he sat down in a chair as the couple continued their argument.
"What if I kissed someone BESIDES you?" Piper challenged.
"Like who?"
"Like.Cole!" she remarked pulling him up and kissing him.
"You-" Leo stuttered before punching Cole in the face.
"What did you do that for?!" Piper glared.
"Go ahead, file for divorce! I was truly the only male person who ever cared about you and you know what? You go ahead and throw all that away. I'm going somewhere," Leo fumed, orbing off.
"Leo, don't-go."she sighed as he orbed off.
"What was that about?" Phoebe inquired.
"Don't ask."