Disclaimer, I don't own Tales of destiny 1 or 2, they belong to Namco. I
also don't own Austin Powers2, that belongs to corporate executives and
mike Myers.
I just thought of this because of my randomness, I was thinking about watching Austin Powers2 or writing so, I'm like, 'Hey, Kyle is kinda like Stahn's mini-me.'. That gives you a hint of what's going to happen. Hehe.
Tales of Destiny:2
Somewhere in space*
"We have a full go ground control, I, uh? What? Oh my gentle stars, uh, Huston, we have a problem."
The astronaut of Space challenger 12 watched in horror as a space ship, shaped like an egg departed from a spaceport that looked like a 'Big Boy' restaurant. The space ship entered the planet's atmosphere somewhere around Seingald.
Garr, International man of mystery, was cruising down the snowy streets of Phandaria in his jaguar car, called 'swinger'. His cars video screen began to beep and on came Hugo, head of the International spy institute.
"Hello Hugo. What's the word in the spy biz?" He asked.
"Hello Garr. How was your honey moon?"
"Well, it turns out that Chelsea was a fembot all along." Garr looked slightly depressed, but put on a more confused look when Hugo said this.
"Yes, sadly, we knew all along."
There was a long silent pause.
"Well, any ways, your schedualed to do a photo shoot. And one of the models works for Dr. Aileron."
"Groovy baby! Shaguar!" And with that Garr went speeding off into the snow.
Somewhere in Seattle*
Dramatic thunder clap
"Dr Aileron. Welcome back from outspace."
Dr. Aileron looked over to his number 2 man, number2. Who also happened to be Karyl for those wondering.
"Hello number2. And what is our evil world status as of now?"
"We have invested in a Seattle based coffee company that sells premium quality coffee for affordable prices. Delicious." Number2 handed Dr. Aileron a cup of coffee and watched him sip it, getting some white foam on his nose.
"Dr. Aileron, we could increase our profits five fold if we turn our ambitions away from evil enterprises and over to Starbucks coffee."
"Number2, I make the rules here. And I demand a little respect!"
"Um, Dr.? You have some of the coffee on your-"
"SILENCE!"
Number2 quickly shut his mouth and turned the other way as Dr. Aileron turned his chair.
"Rutee K. Ver gatesder zinen?"
"Zergutair Doctair."
"How're things."
"Fine, Mr. Drop me like a sack of potatoes so I can try and rule the world."
Dr. Aileron choked on his coffee and muttered a few 'OKs' before turning back to number2.
"Dr. Aileron, while you were up in space we began a process to clone you."
"Cool. Dr. Aileron said, trying to sip his coffee with out getting it on himself. When Rutee screamed "Send in the clone" he spilled it into his lap and yowled in pain.
"Ow, son of a gun. Get me a napkin someone."
"Dr Aileron. He is everybit like you, except one-eighth your size.
Dr. Aileron jumped up from his seat when he saw a tiny him standing in the doorway.
"He's breathtaking. I shall call him.Mini-me."
Dramatic thunderclap again*
Mini me scampers over to Dr. Aileron and crawls into the seat next to him.
"Hello mini me. Are you hungry? Do you want something? A hot pocket, an ego? No, no, we don't gnaw on out kitty, leave mini Mr. Dymlos alone."
"Ahem. Stahn. Dr. A. The child has a name already."
"Really?" Dr. Aileron inquired, turning to Rutee.
"Yes. His name is Kyle."
"Well, tough. I'm calling him mini me. Now, back to the mater at hand. I have heard rumors that my arch nemesis, Garr, is here in the 90's. I am going to go back in time and steel his mojo, rendering him helpless."
"If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill him when he's a baby or something."
Dr. Aileron swirled his chair around to look at his test tube son, Leon.
"How about no, Leon. Number2, unveil the time portal!"
Karyl pulls on a cord and behind a curtain appears a strange looking swirl thing that must me the time machine.
"Now, I'm going back in time to kill my nemesis, I bid you farewell."
Dr, Aileron runs into the time machine, but falls down and rolls off the ramp. Mini me, or Kyle, stands up in his chair to look at him.
"I'm ok, I'm ok. Its not turned on. Number2 could you, yeah thanks. Come mini me."
Mini me/Kyle runs to Dr. Aileron's side and walks with him into the time portal that flings them back 10 years.
The swirling of the time machine stopped and spat Dr. Aileron and mini me/Kyle into what appears to be a base of some sort. While they look around at the interior and take note of the heat a young man walks up to them.
"Dr. Aileron. Welcome to the past, your volcano lair is up and running."
"Ah, number2. You look so healthy and youthful."
"Oh, doctor!"
"And Rutee. You look so."
Dr. Aileron looks at Rutee, who, besides outfit wise, has not changed one bit from her past self.
"Riiiiiight."
Dr. Aileron. I don't know how we can possibly steal Garr's mojo. He's very heavily guarded." Number2 interrupts.
"Ah yes number2, but I have a secret weapon. A spy in the ministry of defense."
"Really?" Rutee inquires.
"Yes. He's known for his unusual love and mustard and his lethal temper. He always dresses in orange. His name, Fat mustard."
Somewhere far away*
"Listen up boys, I'm gonna sing you a lullaby." Fat Mustard, who looks like Clemente would if he were human, starts playing the bagpipes and knocks all the other guards out. He then takes out a drill and implants it in the ice that holds the frozen body of Garr, international Man of mystery.
"Heehe, I got your mojo now."
Somewhere in the future*
"Oh? Oh no!!!"
Garr pulls off the sheet covering him and a blond haired girl.
"Whats wrong?" She asks.
"Krike! I lost my mojo!"
Back in the volcano lair of Dr Aileron.*
"Well then, everything is going according to plan. Now nothing can stop us. Mwhahahaha. Mwahahaha. Mwahahahah."
Everyone in the background starts to laugh diabolically while the image pulls out to reveal a desolate island in the middle of the Caribbean.
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Am I weird or what? But I thought it was ok. I always thought the Austin Powers movie were funny, a little sick at times, but funny. If you're wondering, Philia comes in later, and I'll find a part for Mary too. So, thank goodness for summer vacation right? All the time in the world to write, as long as your mother isn't on the computer.
I just thought of this because of my randomness, I was thinking about watching Austin Powers2 or writing so, I'm like, 'Hey, Kyle is kinda like Stahn's mini-me.'. That gives you a hint of what's going to happen. Hehe.
Tales of Destiny:2
Somewhere in space*
"We have a full go ground control, I, uh? What? Oh my gentle stars, uh, Huston, we have a problem."
The astronaut of Space challenger 12 watched in horror as a space ship, shaped like an egg departed from a spaceport that looked like a 'Big Boy' restaurant. The space ship entered the planet's atmosphere somewhere around Seingald.
Garr, International man of mystery, was cruising down the snowy streets of Phandaria in his jaguar car, called 'swinger'. His cars video screen began to beep and on came Hugo, head of the International spy institute.
"Hello Hugo. What's the word in the spy biz?" He asked.
"Hello Garr. How was your honey moon?"
"Well, it turns out that Chelsea was a fembot all along." Garr looked slightly depressed, but put on a more confused look when Hugo said this.
"Yes, sadly, we knew all along."
There was a long silent pause.
"Well, any ways, your schedualed to do a photo shoot. And one of the models works for Dr. Aileron."
"Groovy baby! Shaguar!" And with that Garr went speeding off into the snow.
Somewhere in Seattle*
Dramatic thunder clap
"Dr Aileron. Welcome back from outspace."
Dr. Aileron looked over to his number 2 man, number2. Who also happened to be Karyl for those wondering.
"Hello number2. And what is our evil world status as of now?"
"We have invested in a Seattle based coffee company that sells premium quality coffee for affordable prices. Delicious." Number2 handed Dr. Aileron a cup of coffee and watched him sip it, getting some white foam on his nose.
"Dr. Aileron, we could increase our profits five fold if we turn our ambitions away from evil enterprises and over to Starbucks coffee."
"Number2, I make the rules here. And I demand a little respect!"
"Um, Dr.? You have some of the coffee on your-"
"SILENCE!"
Number2 quickly shut his mouth and turned the other way as Dr. Aileron turned his chair.
"Rutee K. Ver gatesder zinen?"
"Zergutair Doctair."
"How're things."
"Fine, Mr. Drop me like a sack of potatoes so I can try and rule the world."
Dr. Aileron choked on his coffee and muttered a few 'OKs' before turning back to number2.
"Dr. Aileron, while you were up in space we began a process to clone you."
"Cool. Dr. Aileron said, trying to sip his coffee with out getting it on himself. When Rutee screamed "Send in the clone" he spilled it into his lap and yowled in pain.
"Ow, son of a gun. Get me a napkin someone."
"Dr Aileron. He is everybit like you, except one-eighth your size.
Dr. Aileron jumped up from his seat when he saw a tiny him standing in the doorway.
"He's breathtaking. I shall call him.Mini-me."
Dramatic thunderclap again*
Mini me scampers over to Dr. Aileron and crawls into the seat next to him.
"Hello mini me. Are you hungry? Do you want something? A hot pocket, an ego? No, no, we don't gnaw on out kitty, leave mini Mr. Dymlos alone."
"Ahem. Stahn. Dr. A. The child has a name already."
"Really?" Dr. Aileron inquired, turning to Rutee.
"Yes. His name is Kyle."
"Well, tough. I'm calling him mini me. Now, back to the mater at hand. I have heard rumors that my arch nemesis, Garr, is here in the 90's. I am going to go back in time and steel his mojo, rendering him helpless."
"If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill him when he's a baby or something."
Dr. Aileron swirled his chair around to look at his test tube son, Leon.
"How about no, Leon. Number2, unveil the time portal!"
Karyl pulls on a cord and behind a curtain appears a strange looking swirl thing that must me the time machine.
"Now, I'm going back in time to kill my nemesis, I bid you farewell."
Dr, Aileron runs into the time machine, but falls down and rolls off the ramp. Mini me, or Kyle, stands up in his chair to look at him.
"I'm ok, I'm ok. Its not turned on. Number2 could you, yeah thanks. Come mini me."
Mini me/Kyle runs to Dr. Aileron's side and walks with him into the time portal that flings them back 10 years.
The swirling of the time machine stopped and spat Dr. Aileron and mini me/Kyle into what appears to be a base of some sort. While they look around at the interior and take note of the heat a young man walks up to them.
"Dr. Aileron. Welcome to the past, your volcano lair is up and running."
"Ah, number2. You look so healthy and youthful."
"Oh, doctor!"
"And Rutee. You look so."
Dr. Aileron looks at Rutee, who, besides outfit wise, has not changed one bit from her past self.
"Riiiiiight."
Dr. Aileron. I don't know how we can possibly steal Garr's mojo. He's very heavily guarded." Number2 interrupts.
"Ah yes number2, but I have a secret weapon. A spy in the ministry of defense."
"Really?" Rutee inquires.
"Yes. He's known for his unusual love and mustard and his lethal temper. He always dresses in orange. His name, Fat mustard."
Somewhere far away*
"Listen up boys, I'm gonna sing you a lullaby." Fat Mustard, who looks like Clemente would if he were human, starts playing the bagpipes and knocks all the other guards out. He then takes out a drill and implants it in the ice that holds the frozen body of Garr, international Man of mystery.
"Heehe, I got your mojo now."
Somewhere in the future*
"Oh? Oh no!!!"
Garr pulls off the sheet covering him and a blond haired girl.
"Whats wrong?" She asks.
"Krike! I lost my mojo!"
Back in the volcano lair of Dr Aileron.*
"Well then, everything is going according to plan. Now nothing can stop us. Mwhahahaha. Mwahahaha. Mwahahahah."
Everyone in the background starts to laugh diabolically while the image pulls out to reveal a desolate island in the middle of the Caribbean.
________________________________________________________-
Am I weird or what? But I thought it was ok. I always thought the Austin Powers movie were funny, a little sick at times, but funny. If you're wondering, Philia comes in later, and I'll find a part for Mary too. So, thank goodness for summer vacation right? All the time in the world to write, as long as your mother isn't on the computer.