A collab with my awesometacular friend/fellow fangirl galindaby!

„Oh my God, I'm so sick of this!"

„What are you talking about?"

*waves his hand between them* „This!"

„Again, what are you talking about?"

„Blaine. We're doing homework. On the bed. In your dorm. You're practically lying on top of me. You don't see anything... unusual about this?"

„No... Should I?"

„It's not exactly the normal way to study for two gay guys who are just friends."

„But Kurt, we're not just friends. We're best friends. And you can ask Wes or David, that's my usual way of doing homework. I'm just touchy-feely, you know that. Or does it bother you? I can totally stop if it's bothering you..."

„Yes. And I'm sure you also look at Wes' and David's lips while you stare at them from under your eyelashes. I've never thought I'd ever have to say this phrase, but my eyes are up here."

„Erm... I still don't know what you're talking about?"

„Really. So I'll just assume your face is this red because of a spontaneous allergic reaction to... Geography?"

„Would you believe me if I said yes?"

„Um. No."

„Well, you have very... symmetrical lips. They're quite remarkable. Don't people stare at them all the time?"

„Oh. Er, no, actually... Thanks, I guess?

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You're trying to avoid the topic!"

„I'm not! I just thought the symmetry of your lips is worth mentioning! And I know very well where your eyes are. Not... not like I stare at them all the time or anything..."

„Yeah... After all, it's not like... not like... you'd want to ever ki... kiss me or anything... right?"

„Who says I wouldn't?"

„Um... But, but.. best friends don't kiss."

„Yeah, well. Maybe best friends don't..."

„So... does that mean that... we don't either?"

„Well, that's not entirely up to me, I guess..."

„Well, I would... if you would. But... if you won't, then I won't... Even though I really, really would... rather."

„Maybe we should do something about that, since I rather want to kiss you right now, too."

„... we so should."

„Well, then I'll just... is that okay?"

„Yes."

...

„That was... wow. Why did we wait so long to do that?"

„Well, maybe because you first decided to confess your love to a relative stranger with a highly inappropriate song and then decided to get drunk and- mmph!"

„Now, that's better. How about we discuss this over a medium drip and a nonfat mocha at the Lima Bean?"

„Okay. But you're paying. For being the most frustrating 'best friend' on Earth."

„I think I can deal with that. Do we take my car or yours?"

„That's really the last thing on my mind right now, Blaine."

„Well then, I guess you'll just have to drive, since I already have to pay."

„Fine, but only if the driver's fee is a kiss."

„I could be down with that.

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Race you to the car!"

„Blaine!"