This is not meant to offend anyone. Please take this as a joke.
THINGS THAT "THE HUNGER GAMES" TAUGHT ME
The future is full of Lady Gagas
If you volunteer in the future, you don't have to fill out background check forms
Cake decorating is the key to life
If you are in the arena, rabid dogs are okay to die from- but berries? NO FREAKING WAY
Servants don't deserve to have tongues
If someone dies, there are no more stars in the sky- just holograms
If you have to pick between a short, blonde guy and a tall, hot guy, pick the short blonde one
Birds will be the new alarm system
Dresses on fire = fashion
Haymitch: Best way to spend victory money = get drunk