Once upon a time in the far away land of Japan, there was a family with a curse. This curse caused them to turn into animals of the Chinese zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex. But you all knew that, right? In this family, there were two cousins named Hatori and Shigure (as well as an awesome narrator named Kureno). Although Hatori pretended to hate Shigure, could it be that there were more to his feelings?
No. Of course not. That would be stupid. So let us begin our story.
"No, Shigure. I will not have sex with you." Hatori said.
"But why not! Come on, Aaya lets me all the time! Please?" Shigure whined.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
And then Shigure raped Hatori and Akito saw them and murdered them both.
What? You aren't satisfied? Oh come on. Okay, I guess I could tell you the alternate ending.
"Shigure, I will only have sex with you if you promise to let Kureno watch. He's a lonely soul. He just needs guidance." Hatori said, matter-of-factly.
For the record, none of which Hatori says about me is true in the slightest. He makes me sound like a lonely puppy.
"Aw, come on! That creep! He'll probably smile at us perversely an masturbate…" Shigure cried.
"I think that's kind of hot." Hatori said, taking his clothes off as he spoke.
"Whatever. Kureno! You can come out now!" Shigure shouted. His clothes were already off because, who needs clothes?
Then I crawled out of the bushes where I was hiding.
"Shigure, please make this quick." Hatori muttered.
Then Shigure and Hatori did the secks while I stood by and watched.
Then Akito appeared and murdered us all.
The end.