Jedi against the President
Disclaimer: Star wars is a registered trademark of Lucasfilm. The political aspects of this story are my personal opinion only. I am not supporting any political party, or receiving money for this manuscript. Thank You.
Fred-Bob was reading the newspaper. He was lucky to get one, since the Yavin Times stopped the Reading News in the Classroom information program. The main news story was of the president, Jor Ge. WuBush wanting to mine spice in the Hoth Animal Sanctuary. Fred-Bob, being an environmental Activist, was enraged. Pissed off, he jumped from his char and ran to find the Jedi master George.
"What can I do?" asked George, after hearing Fred-Bob's complaint.
"He will kill so many animals and destroy the land. He can't do that. What about all the environmental laws? Can't we do something???"
"He's the president. He probably feels that the laws no longer pertain to him," concluded George,
"That is no excuse!" exclaimed Fred-Bob, "I must save the animals!"
Fred-Bob ran from George's presence and went to find someone who would listen to him.
The Jedi Padawan Susie was busy lightsaber dueling with the Padawan Bill-Ted.
"Susie! Bill-Ted!" Fred-Bob exclaimed, running to them insanely.
Both Padawan extinguished their sabers, and turned towards Fred-Bob.
"What is it?" asked Susie, annoyed.
Ever since the ill fated march on the capital, where both Fred-Bob and Susie were tear-gassed, and imprisoned simply for enforcing their freedom of speech rights, Susie cut off all communication with the other Jedi Padawan.
Waving the newspaper article in her face, he exclaimed, "The President wants to mine spice in a Hoth Animal Sanctuary. We have to stop them."
"How?" asked Susie, "Our march on Coruscant did nothing for school funding. We both have a criminal record now. It'll be hard enough to find a job after the Jedi Trials. I don't want another offense to add to it."
"But the animals," Fred-Bob insisted.
"What can we do?" asked Bill-Ted, "Jor Ge WuBush won't be stopped. He is the president."
"He is also an idiot," Fred-Bob said, "A nerf is smarter than him."
"He has advisors, his father, and about a million Secret Service Guards protecting him. You'll be killed before you could even say Jor."
"He bombed Dantooine, is stealing Tatooine's power, and wants to higher the arsenic level in all the galaxy's water. He is an asshole!" Fred-Bob stated enraged.
"What do you want me to do?" Bill-Ted asked, "We already found out how well protesting worked."
"We can impeach him."
"He weaseled his way into presidency. He is gonna stay until the end of his term."
"Damn!" Fred-Bob cursed.
"Let's storm the capital and over throw the president," Susie said, and the exclaimed, "hey everybody!"
The entire Jedi Student Body turned towards Susie.
"Who here likes President WuBush?" she asked.
No one answered as George entered the room where the students were gathering.
"What is going on here?" he asked.
"We hate WuBush," Fred-Bob said, "We want a government overthrow."
"To save the animals!" added Susie.
"NO!" exclaimed George, "You are just a few students. You have no chance in hell of other throwing Pres. WuBush. You will all die, and that'll make the Jedi Life Insurance Policies go up, cutting into the Jedi Retirement Fund, thus adding to the Social Security tax. You are all stuck. You can't do a thing. Just let him serve his 4 years, then vote for someone else."
"His daddy will get him voted again. It's all a conspiracy," stated Bill-Tim.
"Dammit! Dammit!" chanted all the students, while George got pissed off.
"Shut up!" he exclaimed.
Silence
Then Susie boldly stated, "You're a Republican, aren't you."
"Um...well...gee, I better go," George stampered and rushed towards the door.
"Charge!" shouted Susie, as all the Jedi Padawan chased their Jedi mentor, lightsabers ignited.
The End
Disclaimer: Star wars is a registered trademark of Lucasfilm. The political aspects of this story are my personal opinion only. I am not supporting any political party, or receiving money for this manuscript. Thank You.
Fred-Bob was reading the newspaper. He was lucky to get one, since the Yavin Times stopped the Reading News in the Classroom information program. The main news story was of the president, Jor Ge. WuBush wanting to mine spice in the Hoth Animal Sanctuary. Fred-Bob, being an environmental Activist, was enraged. Pissed off, he jumped from his char and ran to find the Jedi master George.
"What can I do?" asked George, after hearing Fred-Bob's complaint.
"He will kill so many animals and destroy the land. He can't do that. What about all the environmental laws? Can't we do something???"
"He's the president. He probably feels that the laws no longer pertain to him," concluded George,
"That is no excuse!" exclaimed Fred-Bob, "I must save the animals!"
Fred-Bob ran from George's presence and went to find someone who would listen to him.
The Jedi Padawan Susie was busy lightsaber dueling with the Padawan Bill-Ted.
"Susie! Bill-Ted!" Fred-Bob exclaimed, running to them insanely.
Both Padawan extinguished their sabers, and turned towards Fred-Bob.
"What is it?" asked Susie, annoyed.
Ever since the ill fated march on the capital, where both Fred-Bob and Susie were tear-gassed, and imprisoned simply for enforcing their freedom of speech rights, Susie cut off all communication with the other Jedi Padawan.
Waving the newspaper article in her face, he exclaimed, "The President wants to mine spice in a Hoth Animal Sanctuary. We have to stop them."
"How?" asked Susie, "Our march on Coruscant did nothing for school funding. We both have a criminal record now. It'll be hard enough to find a job after the Jedi Trials. I don't want another offense to add to it."
"But the animals," Fred-Bob insisted.
"What can we do?" asked Bill-Ted, "Jor Ge WuBush won't be stopped. He is the president."
"He is also an idiot," Fred-Bob said, "A nerf is smarter than him."
"He has advisors, his father, and about a million Secret Service Guards protecting him. You'll be killed before you could even say Jor."
"He bombed Dantooine, is stealing Tatooine's power, and wants to higher the arsenic level in all the galaxy's water. He is an asshole!" Fred-Bob stated enraged.
"What do you want me to do?" Bill-Ted asked, "We already found out how well protesting worked."
"We can impeach him."
"He weaseled his way into presidency. He is gonna stay until the end of his term."
"Damn!" Fred-Bob cursed.
"Let's storm the capital and over throw the president," Susie said, and the exclaimed, "hey everybody!"
The entire Jedi Student Body turned towards Susie.
"Who here likes President WuBush?" she asked.
No one answered as George entered the room where the students were gathering.
"What is going on here?" he asked.
"We hate WuBush," Fred-Bob said, "We want a government overthrow."
"To save the animals!" added Susie.
"NO!" exclaimed George, "You are just a few students. You have no chance in hell of other throwing Pres. WuBush. You will all die, and that'll make the Jedi Life Insurance Policies go up, cutting into the Jedi Retirement Fund, thus adding to the Social Security tax. You are all stuck. You can't do a thing. Just let him serve his 4 years, then vote for someone else."
"His daddy will get him voted again. It's all a conspiracy," stated Bill-Tim.
"Dammit! Dammit!" chanted all the students, while George got pissed off.
"Shut up!" he exclaimed.
Silence
Then Susie boldly stated, "You're a Republican, aren't you."
"Um...well...gee, I better go," George stampered and rushed towards the door.
"Charge!" shouted Susie, as all the Jedi Padawan chased their Jedi mentor, lightsabers ignited.
The End