After listening to Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne, my wacked up brain changed skater to turtle. 15 minutes of swapping later, Turtle Boy was born. This is kind of a 'what if April never sees/never returns Donnis's affections for her song parody. This is mainly for a laugh, nothing serious meant by it, but warning, there is a rant at the end. Please enjoy and review! Oh, and shoutout to Raph Is Mine. Love your reviews!
Turtle Boy
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a nerd, she was pretty
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But her friend Casey, stuck up his nose
He had a problem with his skin and shell
He was a turtle boy, she said,"See ya later boy"
He wasn't good enough for her,
She had a pretty face
But her mind was on the Kraang
She needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she sees
Turtle boy talking on ABC
She calls up her friends, they already know
And they've all got tickets to see the show
She tags along, stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a turtle boy, she said "See ya later boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Shocking the whole wide world
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
He was a turtle boy, she said "See ya later boy"
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a superstar
Shocking the whole wide world
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl, but you missed out
Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy and I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard
How we rock each others worlds?
I'm with the turtle boy, I said "See ya later boy"
I'll be backstage after the show,
I'll be in our studio
Singing that song we wrote
About the girl you used to love
I'm with the turtle boy, I said "see ya later boy"
I'll be backstage after the show,
I'll be in our studio
Singing that song we wrote
About the girl you used to love
There you have it. Okay. Rant time. No way on earth should April end up with Casey. Donnie loves her and he's clearly the better option. He's sweet and kind and considerate and smart. Basically everything Casey isn't. And don't even give me the whole he's a turtle thing. So what? He still has feelings and acts like a human and April isn't even completely human herself! So actually Donnie/April makes more sense than April/Casey! If Casey ends up getting April, Donnie will either snap or be crushed. He totally loves her and he's saved her life like 10 times!
Okay, rant out of my system now. So, please review, tell me what you think. Hope it made you laugh and be on the lookout for a parody of a certain Taylor Swift song. Bonus points if you can guess it. Hint: its for Leo/Karai. Thanks for reading!