Notes: I did a creative writing course and it gave me an interest in haikus and I enjoyed making them and decided to complete the pokedex through haikus.


Bulbasaur to Mega Pidgeot

Bulbasaur
Always number one
I evolve at sweet sixteen
Great for beginners

Ivysaur
My crimson eyes match
The colour of my petals
I pray for summer

Venusaur
I'm your Venusaur
I require your desire for
Hot solar power

Mega-Venusaur
Like my new pink hat?
I've reached my full potential
Thanks to this necklace

Charmander
Charmander's the name
Fighting monters is my game
We'll make a hot team

Charmeleon
When I grow up, I
Want to be a smash brother
Cause I'm cool like that

Charizard
I'm the red mascot
Don't mess with me unless you
Want to feel my fire

Mega Charizard X
Black skin and blue flames
The dragon of your childhood
Your best fighter friend

Mega Charizard Y
"Too much water," says
IGN. No problem, I
will bring out a drought

Squirtle
A brave blue turtle
Stands up for mother nature
Surfing through the storm

Wartortle
A wartortle floats
Upon angelic oceans
Under aqua skies

Blastoise
Blastoise brings terror
With his hydro pumps, but he
makes a faithful trip

Mega Blastoise
Not one, not two, but
Three hydro cannons attached
A water pledge victor

Caterpie
Neglected green worm
Always bullied by bad birds
And snotty trainers

Metapod
Yes, I use harden
The dick jokes are not funny
Wait till I evolve

Butterfree
Call me Butterfree
I have cheap sleep powder for sale
Yours for just 10 bucks

Weedle
Beedle the Weedle
Slim and brown, has a small horn
On his tiny head

Kakuna
The secret to my
long and prosperous success
is using harden

Beedrill
Beedrill likes honey
He also loves his children:
Weedle and Combee

Mega Beedrill
Mega-Beedrill rocks
Along with his Vespiquen,
He rules the beehive

Pigdey
A lonely pidgey
Waits on a tree in route one
For a lifetime friend

Pidgeotto
Keen eye, tangled feet,
And mighty wings: that's what makes
a pidgeotto

Pidgeot
I'm the best hunter
I eat Magikarp for lunch
And bugs for supper

Mega Pidgeot
I see down below
And I can see up above
I'm blessed with power