Notes: I did a creative writing course and it gave me an interest in haikus and I enjoyed making them and decided to complete the pokedex through haikus.
Bulbasaur to Mega Pidgeot
Bulbasaur
Always number one
I evolve at sweet sixteen
Great for beginners
Ivysaur
My crimson eyes match
The colour of my petals
I pray for summer
Venusaur
I'm your Venusaur
I require your desire for
Hot solar power
Mega-Venusaur
Like my new pink hat?
I've reached my full potential
Thanks to this necklace
Charmander
Charmander's the name
Fighting monters is my game
We'll make a hot team
Charmeleon
When I grow up, I
Want to be a smash brother
Cause I'm cool like that
Charizard
I'm the red mascot
Don't mess with me unless you
Want to feel my fire
Mega Charizard X
Black skin and blue flames
The dragon of your childhood
Your best fighter friend
Mega Charizard Y
"Too much water," says
IGN. No problem, I
will bring out a drought
Squirtle
A brave blue turtle
Stands up for mother nature
Surfing through the storm
Wartortle
A wartortle floats
Upon angelic oceans
Under aqua skies
Blastoise
Blastoise brings terror
With his hydro pumps, but he
makes a faithful trip
Mega Blastoise
Not one, not two, but
Three hydro cannons attached
A water pledge victor
Caterpie
Neglected green worm
Always bullied by bad birds
And snotty trainers
Metapod
Yes, I use harden
The dick jokes are not funny
Wait till I evolve
Butterfree
Call me Butterfree
I have cheap sleep powder for sale
Yours for just 10 bucks
Weedle
Beedle the Weedle
Slim and brown, has a small horn
On his tiny head
Kakuna
The secret to my
long and prosperous success
is using harden
Beedrill
Beedrill likes honey
He also loves his children:
Weedle and Combee
Mega Beedrill
Mega-Beedrill rocks
Along with his Vespiquen,
He rules the beehive
Pigdey
A lonely pidgey
Waits on a tree in route one
For a lifetime friend
Pidgeotto
Keen eye, tangled feet,
And mighty wings: that's what makes
a pidgeotto
Pidgeot
I'm the best hunter
I eat Magikarp for lunch
And bugs for supper
Mega Pidgeot
I see down below
And I can see up above
I'm blessed with power
