Hm, well I was really bored one day so I decided to write this short and useless fic. Enjoy
DISCLAIMER - Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, but this donut does! Mmm, sprinkles...
AAAAAND...ON 2 D FIC!
TOTAL RANDOM
Edward: I am the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Alphonse: No I am!
Edward: No me!
Winry: (Hits Edward with her wrench and he blows up)
Envy: I wake up at three, 'cause I gotta pee!
Alphonse: Da fuck? Did Ed just blow up!
Riza: TERRORIST! (Blows up Alphonse with plasma rifle)
Roy: Hey baby, wanna take a ride on my Mustang?
Riza: (Slices Roy's head off with chainsaw)
Wrath: I'm a dwarf!
Envy: Gimme my taco you bastard! (Tackles Wrath)
Fury: OH MY FUCKI---WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Lust: (Singing) I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!
Envy: DAMN NAZI! (Tackles Lust)
Gluttony: Guess what everybody! I ordered off of Taco Bell's new value menu and now...I'M FULL!
Riza: Damn, a fatass like you full! TACO BELL RULEZ! (Blows up Gluttony with a flare granade launcher, then leaves to Taco Bell)
Envy: (Singing) I'm so happy that I'm blue...
Armstrong: Palm tress can't be blue! (Knocks out Envy)
Alphonse: (Comes back to life) EAT MY MEATY BALLS ARMSTRONG! (Throws meatballs at him)
Armstrong: (Magically combusts into a pretty, sparkling vortex of-DECAFITATING MONKEYS!)
Fury: UNDERWEAR!
Maes: Yo Roy, where da fuck my crack at yo! (Desinigrates Roy's body)
Alphonse: (Blows up)
Roy: (Suddenly appears out of nowhere, unharmed)
Winry: How ya do that!
Roy: (Sings) I am a man, I do what I can. I am a man. (Blows up Maes)
Wrath: Cactus juice! It's the quenchiest! Nothings quenchier!
Fury: OMFG.
Lust: Bwahahahaha! Hitler shall PREVAIL!
Wrath: GOD DAMMIT! I SAID IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!
Fury: GAH! I hate you all! (Blows everyone up, except for Al 'cause he already did...twice)
> /> > /> > /> > /> > />AT TACO BELL > /> > /> > /> > /> > />
Dude: Try this new crunchy steak wrap quasedelia! It's good to go! (A/N: Did I spell that right? Oh well...)
Riza: Fuck off (Shoots the crap out of him with her chain gun)
Riza: Syblymonal advertising complete. (Blows up)
Alphonse: (Comes back to life then blows up)
Well, how'd ya like it! REVIEW PLEASE! That is the only way that I'll get better...well...no. I can't..JUST REVIEW!