My Total Drama "What If" Story Collection

(Author's Note #1: Hello, everyone. DSX62415 here trying something a little different. This new story is an homage to the "What If" stories out in the fandom that are willing to ask the burning questions in life. Now, for this first story, you all might know that the author AlfredxLily7413 has recently decided to end their story Total Drama Conquer the world. Well, she has given me permission to do a little something something with it, which will be divided into 20 parts (1 part per chapter, 20 chapters in total). With that being said, here we go:

"What If Another Writer Wrote Total Drama Conquer the World (Part 1)"

Me: Listen well and interupt not my story, or your ass kicking by my hands shall be swift and gory.

Some Random Guy: Get on with it!

Me: OK, I warned you! (I then proceed to kick the interloper's ass in a fast and furious manner.) Anyone else? Didn't think so. Now then, where was I...oh, yeah. For I shall tell you a tale of time altered thurough, where the writer of a different tale is switched from the natural flow. (Not every damn thing needs to rhyme, OK?!)

Our story begins with Chris McLean announcing to the world his new plan for a new Total Drama season that would take returning contestants around the world (easily out of jealousy and spite against the Ridonculous Race for being better than his last 2 seasons and swiping a few of his contestants away from him). A cast consisting of Gwen, Courtney, Heather, Al "Dead Donkeys", Eva, Izzy, Zeke, Cody, crazy Sierra, lovable jock Tyler, air headed Lindsay, bickering social media rivals Topher and Dakota, loveable Sammy, vile pain in the ass from the fires of hell Amy, tyranical Jo, thunder struck moron Lightning, noble and adorable Dawn, dirt farming Scott, powerful Jasmine, brave huntsman Shawn, forlorn gymnast Sky and germaphoic dick Dave along with two new companions. The first: a beautiful maiden from jolly England with a dark side by the name of Angel. The second: a mighty male with a criminal past and the will to kill if necessary, name of the son of the devil himself: Damien. Needless to say, interactions between all of the contestants were ranging from the standard

Amy: Ughh McLean, I can't believe you brought "Samey" back!

Sammy: Shut up, Amy!

Amy: Drop dead!

Sammy: You first!

To the enraging

Sky: H-hey, Dave.

Dave: What was that? Did you hear something? It sounds like the voice of a backstabbing bitch, but how is that possible, Amy hasn't even opened her mouth.

Amy: (censored) you, germ freak!

Sky: Dave, please, I'm so sorry.

Dave: Save your "sorry", you stupid bitch. How could you kiss someone and not tell them you have a boyfriend?

Sky: I tried to tell you, but you didn't want to hear the "but". You have no one to blame but yourself.

How does the germ freak respond to this: slapping Sky in th face, like the asshole he is.

Dave in the confessional: She kissed me. Kissed! Me! And the whole time, she had a boyfriend. Ughh! I can't believe she lied to me like that, she just led me on, not caring about my feelings and broke my heart. So yeah, I smacked her, she deserved it. Now thanks to her, I can never trust another girl again, they all do that: play with your head and emotions and then break your heart. That's why I play for the other team now, if you catch my drift. When was the last time this place was cleaned? Ughh, I think I can see dust, AHHHH! (Yeah, bet you want to throttle him now, don't ya?)

Sky in the confessional: I can't believe that...that little bitch slapped me! That piece of (censored) just made me look like a bad guy, but this is all his (censored) fault, right?

To the pleasant

Sammy in the confessional with Topher with her: If you're wondering how me and Topher ended up together...well, last season after my elimination...things between me and Amy escalated and got so much worse because I stood up to her...the things she began to do to me...are just too horrible to speak of, so I decided to kill myself.

Topher: Luckily I had just been eliminated and decided to go down to the beach to cool off since what Chris did to me pissed me off, where I found Sammy crying and cutting her wrists. I immediately stopped her and asked her why she was doing this.

Sammy: I told him everything and ever since that day, we've been hanging out and we eventually became best friends.

Topher: And then last month, we went to a party and Sammy looked so beautiful, so I kissed her.

Sammy: Yep, he's been the most amazing boyfriend ever. I'm so lucky to have Topher in my life.

To the outright shocking

Heather: AHHH! Eva, I am so sorry, I didn't mean that, please don't hurt me!

Eva: Apology accepted.

Multiple confessionals are shown with all of the contestants and Chris having shocked looks on their faces.

Eva: I bet you were expecting me to blow up and pound Heather's bitchy little face in, huh? Well, instead of pounding her face in, I'm just going to get her voted off. Trust me, this season, I'm playing a much more strategic game. And thanks to my anger management classes, I'm able to control my anger a lot more easier. You see, I'm actually glad Heather got me eliminated second back in season one, because if she didn't, everyone would have seen my dirty game play and Heather would have been on the boat of losers wondering how I got her eliminated and then she would be trying to eliminate me this season in revenge instead of fear. It's going to be fun crushing both her and Courtney.

Our first challenge takes them to deepest, darkest...Siberia.

Chris: The mountain behind us is Mount Belukka East: one of the nine deadliest mountains on the planet. For this challenge, you will have to find a way around this mountain to th other side. You can go over the mountain or you can go through it. This challenge will help decide the teams. Go!

They traveled fast. they traveled far. They busted dunes with a big ol' ca...dammit, wrong story! groups formed as they found ways to reach their goal.

Gwen: You know, I'm really glad about this.

Courtney: Glad about what?

Gwen: Glad that we're friends again and that we can mention Duncan, and not get into a fight.

Courtney: Me too.

While some received some advice that would come into play later on.

Dawn: She really is sorry, and is still head over heels for you.

Scott: AHH! Don't do that, freakshow! And what the hell are you talking about?

Dawn: It's all over her aura. She really cares about you , Scott. And after what Duncan did to her, she's very vulnerable and scared that you'll never forgive her. She loves you, Scott. She really does.

Scott: Uh, yeah, okay.

Others on the other hand, were dealing with a case of mistaken identity.

Lindsay: So Tyler, what do you think of this challenge? I think it's a little confusing.

Tyler: It's pretty simple, Linds. We just...

Lindsay: Noah, I was asking Tyler.

Tyler: But I'm Tyler.

Zeke: No you're not, eh. I'm Tyler, right Lindsay?

Lindsay: Right, Tyler, you're Tyler.

A statement that caused the real Tyler to tackle Zeke and start beating him like he was talking smack about his mother.

Lindsay: Noah, leave Tyler alone!

The dumb blonde then proceeds to interrupt the fight by beating on the real Tyler.

Lindsay in the confessional: Noah is such an asshole. I can't believe he hit my Tyler like that, I am so voting him off first.

Tyler in the confessional: I can't believe Lindsay beat me up. I just...(proceeds to start crying)

Zeke in the confessional: Lindsay defended me, eh. I am so happy.

While some had some more "lewd" motives in mind instead of completing a challenge.

Izzy: I'm coming for ya' "Ale-hunk-dro"! (she then climbs up behind Al and Heather before jumping them)

Al: Stay away from me, Izzy!

Izzy: Nope! Izzy's coming to invade your vital regions, just like the "Bad Touch Trio" on Hetalia. Oh my gosh, I love that anime, however not as much as I love listening to Miley Cyrus while making out with my stuffed Hemsworth brothers dolls and eating the smile dip from Gravity Falls. Damn, that is a good cartoon unlike Uncle Grandpa and the Amazing World of Gumball. And don't even get me started on the atrocity that is Teen Titans Go, which is just as bad as Shitney Spears or Shitina Agullera. Oh my god, do they suck like...oh hey, you guys wanna hear the Edward/Jacob yaoi Twilight fanfiction I write? (Her personal views, not mine.)

Heather then takes a loose rock and hits Izzy with it in order to knock her off the mountain.

Al: Thank you, Heather.

Heather: Yeah, whatever.

The contestants begin to reach the finish line either by racing down the mountain on snowboards or coming out of a cave system housed within the summit as the teams were formed. Team one consisted of Lindsay, Zeke, Tyler, Dave, Jo, Lightning, and Amy as team two was formed with Sammy, Topher, Dakota, Eva, Sierra, Dawn and Cody while the third and final team was formed thanks to Gwen, Courtney, Al, Heather, Scott, Damien, and Angel. Only when Jasmine, Sky, Shawn and Izzy reached the checkpoint did Chris reveal a twist, because he thinks it will boost ratings.

Chris: Sky, Izzy, Shawn and Jasmine are teamless. Now, I'm going to ask all three teams to come to a consensus to chose one of these four to stay in the game. The other three will be eliminated.

Dave: Eliminate Sky! Eliminate her! (Shut your damn mouth, you chud!)

Amy: Ugh, this is so stupid.

Lindsay: Shut up, Samey!

Amy: W-what?! I'm not Samey, I'm Amy! That loser over there is Samey!

Lindsay: No, that's Sammy and you're Samey. (Of course this leads Amy to get into a catfight with Lindsay)

Jo: Way to go, Lamey. (Should have watched your words, Jo because you just got pulled into the brawl)

Chris: Hey, hey! As much as I love the senseless fighting, we need a decision made.

After a short period among themselves, the cast had made their decision.

Dawn: Chris, we have made a decision: we've chosen Sky to stay in the game.

Sky: Yes!

Needless to say, a certain little asshole wasn't pleased.

Dave in the confessional: Why did those idiots choose to save her?!

Chris: OK now. Sky, which team do you want to join?

Sky: I'll pick...team one.

Chris: Okay Sky, please join team one. Ok now, discuss among yourselves your team names.

Team one picked the name "Team Superstars", team two chose "Team Awesome" and team three chose the name of "Team Destroyers".

Once the contestants were in the plane that would be taking them all around the world this season, Jasmine and Shawn shared a goodbye with Sammy, Once they and Izzy jumped, we see that Izzy was now hanging on to the plane's tail (yeah, she's pulling a Zeke people).

Izzy: I told you, Ale-hunk-dro will be mine!

The episode then ends with Chris giving his usual send off.

Chris: And just like that, we're already down three players. Who will leave next? Will all of the conflicts of this season be resolved? Will Lindsay ever remember Noah's name?

Tyler off screen: I'm Tyler ! I'm Tyler!

Chris: Find out this and more, next time on Total...Drama...Conquer the World!

End of part one, Shawn and Jasmine were booted due to lack of room for character development.

(Author's Note #2: There you have it, people. Part 1 of 20 of "What if someone else wrote Total Drama Conquer the World". Now before you go and start flaming me about plagiarism, remember: I GOT THE ORIGINAL WRITER'S PERMISSION TO DO THIS WITH THEIR STORY! If you don't believe me, then take it up with them, they'll vouch for me. And for the guy that I'm writing this whole 20 part "What If" deal for: you get what you get and you don't get upset, because I ain't rewriting this when all is said and done! Anyways, thank you for reading, please don't forget to favorite, review and follow, check out my other works, I got more coming, and as always: DSX62415, out.)