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Don't look. Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look!
Damn it. He looked.
Yes. Japan had found himself stuck with Italy and Germany, in a rather awkward place to be. On a nudists beach. Because, for some unfathomable reason, Italy approved that sort of vile behavior. Things like this really made Japan question his comrades sanity. How did he manage to end up in such situations? Oh yeah. 'Cause Japan was allied with Italy. What was he thinking?
"Ah, Japan, you need to get you're uniform off, silly!" Italy squealed into the raven haired man's ear. He wrapped his thin arms around Japans neck, as her embraced him from behind.
Ignoring the fact that Italy's… vital area… was unhelpfully pressed against his lower back, Japan managed to squirm away from the brunette.
"But, Japan, aren't you getting hot?"
Japan jumped, gasping, and blushed scarlet. "Y-yes. I am a bit… hot."
"Then you should take it off. Otherwise you won't be brown all over! You'll have white bits."
Japan mentally facepalmed. "No! No, I don't think I will. Thank you for you're concern, though."
Italy pouted. He went to lay down, stomach up, and Japan immediately turned around. To see Germany's pale backside gleaming up at him.
"God damn it. How can you live like this? Don't you understand the word 'dignity'?"
"Huh?" Italy peeked an eye open, and looked at Japan curiously. "It's alright. Everyone does it."
Japan looked around, begrudgingly, seeing row upon row of naked body. He was the only one fully dressed. "Oh."
He sat down next to the brunette, and decided then and there that he'd make an effort to adapt to Italy's cultures. So he shyly peeled off his uniform, and lay down beside Italy, who happily rolled over to give Japan more room.
For a second, Japan thought that it wasn't so bad… it was almost relaxing, even. And to think… he had once hated the concept of getting naked on a public beach. But then Italy sat up, and stared at him worriedly.
"What?" Japan asked.
"… why is it so small?" Italy replied, sounding concerned. Japan sweatdropped. Yes, he definitely hated nudist beaches. Stupid Italy.