I don't own Naruto nor DBZ
**Major warning, this contains a lot of foul language and exotic scenes.(well some do) So if you are easily offended get out of here NOW. Thank you.**
*Some Fucking where on planet Vegeta*
"Well Shit Bardock, the fuck happened to you?" asked Gurki
"I got fucked the fuck up!" a fucked up Bardock replied
"Frieza?" Gurki asked
"Fucking Frieza!" Answered Bardock
"Wanna go kill him?" Gurki Fucking Asked again
"Sure" Bardock responded
"Sweet, oh wait can you go ahead and start without me gotta go send meh kid somewhere just in case." Gurki said
"Like those douchebags did on planet kyrpton?" asked Bardock
"Pretty much yep." Gurki replied back flying to where the hell ever
"Cool." Bardock said to himself flying towards Frieza's space ship
Two minutes later
"Hell Yea It's Frieza!" One soldier yelled as Frieza Rised from his ship
"K die now." Frieza said as he quickly sends his death ball towards everyone
"Fuck!" Gurki and Bardock yelled in union
"Oh shit Fuck Frieza!" The same soldier yelled with his dying breath
"So this is it, this is how i die. Kinda feels cold." Bardock said in his mind
"My one regret is that i never got to have butt sex!" Gurki yelled while dying
*Else where*
*The cry's of a pathetic Sayian baby(no not Goku)was some how stopped by some sort of plot convenience that had to do with his father's recoring "Hi son hope you're okay where ever the hell you are! So i am here to teach you some vary important stuff... ... ... Fuck-"It cut's off and then the cry's continued until umm idk until a wormhole or some kind of bullshit that that send the little piece of shit into the Narutoverse.*
*And then he some survives what a surprise. It's like he's somehow invincible whops spoiler alert*
*So somehow he land near the hidden leaf like in the actual story and see's the full moon and well we know what happens next:)*
"Saved the bitc- i mean wife? Check. Saved the probably future hero son? Check. Now it's time to save the money- i mean people." Minato said in his inner thoughts as he stood on top of the wannabe mount rushmore heads
So, this is just a preview of what's to come, and if you guy's really liked it, go ahead and type your review about it and message me what you'd like to see in this abridged version, until next time. See ya!