*I don't own Vocaloid. Only the dumb little oneshot ideas. Being sick hasn't done much good to me TT_TT.*
"Len….I'm BORED."
"So?"
"Wanna go prank Miku again?"
"Whatever…."
"Okay! I'll take that as a yes! Now, can you check then footage?"
"….you still have those cameras?"
"Why wouldn't I?"
"Weren't you only having those back when you thought Miku was cheating on you? Before you broke up cause she was making out with Mikuo?"
"But….I just forgot to uninstall them!"
"AND to not tell her how you found out she was cheating? Yeah right…"
A whack was heard.
"Shut up Len! You found out the hard way too!"
"Don't talk about Kaito."
"So, are we doing a prank on both of them?"
"Sure, you just fired me up about it."
"Yay! Lenners is being cruel!"
"Whatever…"
"Can we go now?"
"Okay….I'll go make some snacks…"
"The usual?"
"Yeah…"
"Wow Len, this is really good!"
"Thanks."
"I have the surveillance ready."
"Okay, let's watch. But, I have a feeling this is a terrible idea….I don't even know why I'm-"
"Shush! Let's watch!"
"Rin….do you need another tissue box?"
"Yeah, I will…."
He hands her an 8th box of tissues.
"Man Len….I didn't expect that…especially the…"
"Don't mention it Rin…"
"But SERIOUSLY…..I thought it was just going to be a make out…"
"DON'T mention it!"
"Fine, fine! So….wanna play it at their birthday?"
"Whatever….."
"Oh…WAIT! We still need Kaito blackmail material!"
"No, we don't."
"He's the one who cheated on you!"
"And I'm going to be mature."
"Psh. You know you want to."
"I know I don't."
"You do."
"I don't."
"You do."
"I don't."
"You do."
"I don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"Do."
"Don't."
"DO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!"
"I DON'T Rin! He's plenty happy-"
"Len….he BROKE you and didn't give two shits! No one screws around with you like that and LIVES! The only reason I didn't was cause you begged me not to! So, why don't we just get some revenge! A bit of self satisfaction never hurts!"
"FINE!"
"GOOD!"
"Can we go now?"
"Okay…."
"Holy….SHIT! Heh…..wait till I tell Teto! She thinks she knows all from reading that smut manga! Well, I'll prove her wrong, with THIS!" Rin grabbed another handful of tissues, "For the first time in my life, I feel like I wanna touch myself-"
"…..you are NOT showing that to ANYONE! And…..I did NOT need to know that!"
"Oh yeeeah! I can always go ahead and-"
"RIN!"
"But I'm-"
"Let's just go to sleep and forget all this ever happened, alright?"
"I'm still showing this to Teto!"
"No way in hell you are! If she wants yaoi, maybe she should watch porno! We're NOT using our housemates like that!"
"But-"
"I'm serious here."
"You know the porno idea? Can I tell her you said that?"
"No."
"What about tomorrow?"
"Never."
Silence.
"Hey Len?"
"Yeah?"
"Can I show you something?"
"As long as it doesn't involve surveillance, yaoi, porno, or other people touching each other, I'm fine with it."
"Okie! Just follow me!"
Len thought he knew what she was up to.
He didn't know a thing.
He didn't know she had planned all this very carefully, just to give him a surprise.
A very, very, sexy surprise.
*XD EPIC FAIL! :D But I hope it was okay to read….*