Disclaimer: I do not own the Ouran High School Host Club. ^_^
Author's Note: When I watched the movie "She's the Man", it gave me an idea so... more twins and cross-dressers, yay.
The story begins with Kyouya announcing that he was arranged to marry a girl. Questions immediately exploded. The twins suddenly spouted trash talk against his father for "dictating his son's life", while Tamaki was trying to shush them, explaining that Kyouya's decision is what matters and that they should all support it. Haruhi didn't really have an opinion in the matter so she simply asked, "Who's the girl?"
And Honey asked with his usual cuteness, "Will we be able to meet her?"
Kyouya simply chuckled and gave his usual creepy and usual smile that says 'I know something you don't'. "I would prefer it if you troublesome twins would stop insulting my father. She will be transfering here at Ouran tomorrow. Father has requested me to invite her to the host club, so you will be meeting her."
The next day started out normally, with the twins still chatting about Kyouya's fiance. It was kept a secret to the whole school so no issues on Kyouya's normal designation rates will arise. Suddenly, squeals came from the hallway, cutting their conversation. Their heads whipped towards the general direction.
"That must be because of the new students," a girl near them remarked. "I heard they were two guys from a powerful company!"
"The new students are both boys?" the twins asked.
"Yeah. From what I heard, they're sibblings who came from the Suzuki Company," Kurakano-san explained. "One of them is a year older than the other."
"And rumors say they're both really hot!" a girl said excitedly. Squeals emanated from that particular group.
"That's weird. What about Kyouya-senpai's fiance?" Haruhi asked, audible to the twins.
"Maybe not everyone is excited about her as they are of these new hot-shots," Kaoru and Hikaru said simultaneously, shrugging in the process.
"I don't think we would meet her until Host club hours, though. I remember Kyouya-senpai said she was going to be in his class…" Haruhi chimed in.
"Who cares? Girls assigned to be married to rich sons are usually boring…" Hikaru started.
"Otherwise, they wouldn't agree to arrange marriages in the first place," Kaoru finished.
"Wouldn't that hold true for Kyouya-senpai too?" Haruhi said nonchalantly to which the twins had just shrugged.
Soon class started, and the teacher came in with one of the new students. Standing at 5'10", had dark-red hair and slanted but not small eyes, and had an athletic build, the girls swooned at the sight of the guy before them. His pupils were green in color, and he had a friendly smile plastered on his beautiful face.
"My name is Suzuki Ren. It's nice to meet you," he said, bowing slightly. The teacher asked him t o take his seat and proceeded to teach the lesson. There were still whispers about the new students who were extremely hot which went around until lunch time, and Haruhi found herself being dragged by the Hitachiin twins towards the Music room.
"Oi, tell me what's going on!" Haruhi told them. The twins stopped to face her. "Our lord wanted us to meet up for lunch. He says we have something we needed to talk about."
That explained it. They entered the room and found Kyouya, Mori, Honey, and Tamaki were already sat in their chairs around the table.
"Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru. Come sit," Tamaki smiled his ever-so-princely smile at them with sparkles around him. They paid no attention to it as they sat with everyone in the table.
Tamaki cleared his throat before starting. "This family meeting shall now start! It has come to my attention that two brothers who are both popular to the females have come to our school, and I want everyone to speak up their opinion on having them in our host club!"
Haruhi sighed for the nth time. The meeting they had just a while ago somehow concluded that asking Suzuki Ren to join their host club was Haruhi's and the twins' responsibility. And Haruhi didn't get to eat lunch so she could hear her stomach silently grumbling.
"Why do I have to ask Suzuki-kun too? Why can't the twins do it themselves?"
Of course, complaining in her head wasn't really going to help. Might as well get over it. The sight she saw was another thing when she entered the room. The twins were laughing and talking with Suzuki Ren. Ren seemed to be enjoying their company. She decided to join in.
"Ah, Haruhi, where've you been?" Kaoru asked her.
"Restroom," Haurhi replied shrugging before facing Ren. "Hi, I'm Fujioka Haruhi."
"Nice to meet you, Fujioka-kun," he said, bowing slightly. "You know you really look like a girl… no offense though," he said smiling, unaware of the nervous chuckles the twins were suddenly emanating.
"Anyway, I wanted to ask if you'd be willing to join our Host Club. We do activities everyday after school for a few hours," Haruhi said, casually dropping the topic.
The twins' eyes widened, shocked at their friend's lack in tactic. "Haruhi! Don't just drop it like-"
"Cool, sounds fun!" Ren said, shrugging. "But I usually go home together with Sora, so I won't join unless he joins too."
"Oh sure, but if your brother asks, we'll say you said 'yes', okay?" the twins said simultaneously.
Classes were soon dismissed which meant that the host club will be open after an hour. When the four First year students walked into the club room, the other members plus Suzuki Sora, Ren's brother, was already present.
"Wow, Sora. Didn't expect you'd say yes. I thought I had to convince you but…" Suzuki Ren trailed off.
"Blondie was annoying the hell out of me," Sora said simply. "So how exactly do we do this hosting?"
The members exchanged glances. It was Tamaki who started the speech he usually gave to describe the Host club. And Kyouya went on to discuss the necessary details of their job description.
"Basically, our host club utilizes the unique characteristics of our members. We first need to identify your type," Kyouya explained.
Ren gave an enthusiastic nod, making up for Sora's lack of response. The rest of the host club members huddled up. "Are we sure about this? We barely know these guys," Kaoru said.
"But the girls like them. We can't deny the fact that they'll most likely increase our customer count," Haruhi chipped in.
"Sora-chan is like Haru-chan and Kyou-chan. He also doesn't like sweets," Honey said teary-eyed, not really helping with the topic at hand. They broke up their huddled positions and sent a glance at Sora who was yawning as he leaned on one of the pillars. Ren stood beside Sora, joking about something with him.
Soon, the host club was running. Kyouya was multi-tasking, journalizing their revenues all the while tricking the girls who designated him into buying their merchandise. Haruhi was serving some tea around until she was designated by her usual customers. Tamaki was, also as usual, poetically wooing the girls who blushed at his every word. The twins were feeling each other up and whispering cheesy lines to each other, obvious enough for the girls to see and hear. Mori sat beside Honey who was munching away on his cake.
Kyouya allowed the brothers to choose who they want to sit with to observe. Ren chose to sit with Tamaki since his archetype made the most sense in his opinion compared to the other hosts. Sora, then, chose to sit with Haruhi, who didn't seem to be acting at all.
"Oh Sora-kun," Haruhi greeted. "Are you joining us for tea?"
"I guess so," he shrugged as he grabbed a seat and positioned himself beside Haruhi. The girls inwardly squealed, and since they were girls, it was never inward. It was Kurakano Momoka who managed to compose herself and ask. "Sora-kun, are you going to be a host too?"
"I don't know," Sora said, sighing as he leaned into his seat, not caring to elaborate. It was Haruhi who decided to pick up the conversation.
"Ren-kun and Sora-senpai are currently hosts in training. We're letting them go around since they don't have a "type" yet that they could stick too," Haruhi explained. The girls oh-ed in understanding.
"Hm, I wonder what type would fit Sora-kun…" one of the girls mused as she stroked her chin.
Meanwhile, Ren smiled as much as Tamaki, making the girls swoon twice as much in their area. Ren continued to tell stories about sports he played, and it came to him offering to teach the girls a few sports. It was one of the girls who spoke up.
"What exactly is your "type" Ren-kun? Will you always be with Tamaki when we designate him?" she said excitedly.
"I'm not really sure. I don't have a type yet so I'm going around to find a type I guess," he said ,laughing as he scratched the back of his head. It normally would look like an unappealing gesture on some people, but definitely not on Suzuki Ren.
It was then when the sound of a high-powered motor resounded through the room, followed by the all familiar laugh. "Ohohohohoho!"
Renge arose from the floor in her stage with her index finger pointing upwards. She placed both hands on her hips.
"I am disappointed in the host club for not being able to see the potential within the new members at first glance," she said as she shrugged in pity. She first turned to Suzuki Ren.
"Suzuki Ren! A talented athlete, excels in a lot of sports. He is also good-natured and in no way brags about his wins. With his exceptionally good looks, he shall be the ever-so popular friendly-jock type!" Everyone applauded in awe at her analysis. She faced Suzuki Sora next.
"Suzuki Sora! Having the same exceptionally good looks as his brother, he is indifferent to everyone yet is popular among girls. He shall be the bad-boy type!" Once again, a round of applause rang through the room as Renge descended from her stage with her animated laugh.
Soon the day came to an end. The host club hours had ended, and Tamaki decided to have a short meeting with everyone. Sora sat in one seat looking like a loner, and Ren decided to accompany his brother. Putting an arm around him, Ren asked, "So, did you have fun?"
"Not particularly," Sora shrugged. Tamaki stood up and began the meeting.
"This day had been eventful, and after pondering for a while, I hereby declare that you two," he pointed at Sora and Ren, "have graduated from being apprentice hosts. You will start tomorrow as hosts!"
Everyone else applauded (of course, not including Haruhi and Kyouya) for their membership. Haruhi decided to bring another matter into their meeting.
"Kyouya-senpai, you said we were going to meet your fiance today…" Haruhi trailed off. Kyouya adjusted his glasses before giving an answer.
"You have met her," he said simply, not elaborating.
"But none of the female customers were new…" Tamaki pondered.
"Suzuki Sora-san can explain to you why she's wearing the boys' uniform," he smiled at them. It took them 5 seconds to process what he had just said.
"EHHH?!"