First Mission.
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Summary… Um… It's gonna be a short story, four chapters at most. The theme? A new Turk joins the rank, old ones return as well, and this is her first adventure. Includes returns of SOLDIERS as well. Good chunk of it is AU. Andrea is an OC- Not a Mary Sue- She can barely cook, is terrified of some things, is not drop-dead gorgeous, has a normal hair and eye color, no super powers, has recently broken up with her boyfriend, and has a regular name. Andrea Maria Tallon. Happy?
Chapter One: Outrageous Order.
It was Tuesday. Normally nothing happened on Tuesday for the Turks; you'd think something would happen since they work for ShinRa, but nothing ever does.
Currently Reno was drinking coffee, his feet propped up on his desk, while Rude played some chess online with a guy God-knows-where. Elena was filing papers, what else, Tseng was finishing a report, and Vincent and Cissnei- VINCENT AND CISSNEI?!
Reno spit his coffee out and glared at the ceiling. "What the heck?"
Sorry.
"ERRP's muses have run away, so we are left at her mercy." Rude said.
I have a new muse so… Be silent at that! HAH!
Rude stayed silent as he returned to the chess match.
He does that a lot, doesn't he?
"Yeah, but you'll get used to it." Reno said, sipping his coffee before Cissnei entered the room. He glared at the ceiling again. "And why do we have the crazy Turk and the dangerous Turk returning?"
Because Cissnei has a right and Vincent can torture you now.
"Aw, yo, that's not cool!" Reno said, pouting.
"Why did you call me crazy?" Cissnei growled, tossing a file on his desk.
"I meant Vincent. You're dangerous." He said, not seeing the two tall, black haired men in the doorway.
"You're going to pay for that I suspect Reno." Tseng said before nodding at Cissnei. "I'll show you to you're office. You'll be sharing one with Elena. Vincent- You'll be sharing one with the newest recruit Andrea." He led them away as Rude and Reno exchanged looks.
"That has to be a new record: Four female Turks at once. Quick, mark this down!" Reno said before he started typing furiously. Rude typed in a short entry, much like his spoken sentences, before signing off the computer and standing.
"Come. Almost time for the meeting." Rude said before leaving.
Reno rolled his eyes and muttered something before following.
Heh heh heh. Now I can finally laugh like the strange author I am.
"We can still hear you y'know!" Reno shouted.
Darn it.
Somewhere in an office over the Turk floor…
"Hey Angeal, why is there italicized and underlined writing over our heads?" Zack asked Angeal as they sat around a large oblong table.
"Though the morrow may be barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return." Genesis said.
Zack poked at the writing over their heads with his sword and the writing disappeared as Angeal hit his forehead. Why was he so lucky to be surrounded by idiots?
As Zack put his sword back in the sheath on his back, Sephiroth entered, slamming the door to the conference room shut on Hojo's face before taking a seat. "Angeal, why is Mr. Fair staring at the ceiling?" He asked, flipping his hair over the back of the chair. Now if he didn't move the chair- At all- He wouldn't get hurt.
"Because Extreme forgot to have us ignore the italics." Angeal said wearily.
Watch it. I know of ways of making you an idiot without the usage of many words.
Genesis smiled up at the ceiling. "I take it you are granting your favor on me first?"
Don't make that sound so perverted. And yes, I am going easy on you, this time, in the first Final Fantasy VII I've posted.
"I am honored."
Don't be- I already have plans for the rest of the group too. Angeal, do you look better in a tux or a suit like the Turks- Not Reno's suit though.
"I choose not to answer that."
Curse it to Wutai…
"Ahem. If we may get to business…" Sephiroth said, shooting a glare at the author.
Yes, yes, yes. But be warned Sephy-
He winced, barely, but he did wince.
-You get payback soon. Hah!
"…As I was saying." He shot the ceiling one last glare before looking at the papers in front of him. "I have in front of me our latest orders- Let's try to not make fools of ourselves, understood?" He got nods before he looked at the ceiling. "Did you have something to do with these orders?"
Why would I bother your bosses? They're boring and quite frankly next to impossible to harass. And Hojo kept trying to get at my muses to test something on them, it was glowing and pink, so I keep my distance.
He shook his head before looking at the orders again. "We are ordered to…" He paled and handed them to Angeal as if they were on fire.
Angeal frowned before handing them to Zack, who read through them twice, before handing them to Cloud, who read them as quickly as humanly possible then practically threw them at Genesis. Genesis read through them, frowned, before handing them back to Sephiroth, who massaged his right temple.
"Are you sure Extreme didn't do something?" Zack asked slowly.
That hurt Zack. And what are the orders?
Cloud grabbed the papers quickly and held them at the ceiling.
…Good grief, who is so low, so evil, so cruel-
"Hojo." They answered in unison.
He's too evil for this. As I was saying: Who would do this to you guys?
"Hojo." They said again.
Hmm…
"Run!" Cloud yelped as they fled the room.
Knew there was a reason why Vincent and I get along.
In the Turk meeting… Italics and underlines invisible…
"Today we have new orders." Tseng said, acknowledging the sheets of paper in front of the Turks gathered around the round table. "Read them over and then follow them. Do not take these lightly- Extreme has nothing to do with the orders this time so we are not guarantied safety on the missions."
Plus side to being the author Tseng: I can get you guys out of sticky situations.
"Don't remind me about the chocolate factory!" Reno groaned, slapping his forehead.
Sorry.
"This time Extreme you have a job as well: You are to keep an eye on Hojo and the rest of our superiors. If they start to do anything, use your powers to stop them." Tseng explained.
Works for me.
"Um… No offense Ma'am but what are you?" Andrea asked, seated between Elena and Vincent.
ExtremeRainbowRaiderPrincess- Call me Extreme, Rainbow, ERRP, you get the picture. I am, how do I put this… A spy!
Tseng sighed as he rubbed his forehead. "We've been over this Extreme, you are not a spy."
I know, but I want to be one.
"Go do your job." Tseng said, closing his eyes.
I'll do you one-up.
Somewhere wherever the superiors are…
Scarlet, Hojo thinks you're fat!
"WHAT?!" Scarlet shrieked, making Hojo glare at the ceiling.
"You will pay for this." He growled, shaking a fist.
ZAP!
"CLUCK!"
There in Hojo's chair was a pink chicken with glasses on.
Anyone else want to be a pink animal?
"I prefer red." Scarlet said disdainfully as she crossed her arms.
ZAP!
A pink pig in a red dress sat where Scarlet had.
The next person to try something gets turned into something even more embarrassing.
The whole room paled at the author's threat.
Back in the Turk meeting room, writing invisible once more.
"With Extreme off doing whatever it is Extreme does," Tseng said, done rubbing his forehead, "I think we should all get moving."
There was a collective sound of chairs scrapping across the floor as everyone stood before fleeing the room- Vincent, Rude, and Tseng included.
Soon the teams went their separate ways, all with important missions, unbeknownst to them missions that ran parallel to the missions that several SOLDIERS were on.
Oh… What are the missions? And will Extreme (Me) ever change Hojo and Scarlet back? You'll just have to keep reading. If you review, that's fine, if not, that's fine as well. As long as you enjoy the fic I'm happy. Yes, I am a nice person. No, I do not use it to get stuff out of people.