Hey there. This is my story... hope you enjoy. So, yeah. I just thought I should let you know that my husband is reading over my shoulder right now and being very critical, so it would be very much appreciated if you left some kind reviews ... yes, that's my sob story. Just accept it.

Title: Sex in Sleep

Summary: After Bella and Edward have the 'sex talk' and Bella goes to sleep, she starts to have some... wild dreams. What happens when she starts acting them out and Edward is right next to her? How will Edward react and handle his self control?

DISCLAIMER: Stephenie Meyer owns everything Twilight and she is the goddess of all that is vampires (In Twilight)! I'm just having a little fun with them.

Rated M for a good reason, people. Humour/Romance.

Chapter One

I pouted as Edward slipped me under the blanket and kissed my forehead. He grinned at my stubbornness.

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." He started to hum my lullaby, and I knew it was only a matter of time before I succumbed, so I closed my eyes and snuggled closer into his chest.

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My eyes fluttered open. "Edward?" I gasped. He was laying next to me, under the blankets, his arms around me, pulling me closer into his snow-cold chest, shirtless. What the hell? Wasn't it just last night that he told me he couldn't...? Oh.

He smiled down at me. "Yes?"

"You – uh – I..." I stuttered stupidly.

He chuckled lightly before gripping me around the waist and pulling me on top of him.

What had gotten into him?

When he settled my body comfortably on top of his, I only then that he was completely bare.

I was astonished. Our naked bodies were completely pressed against each other's, and his hands were now running all over my body. And I mean everywhere.

"Edward..." I said slowly, making sure it was real.

He pulled at the back of my neck, bringing my lips down to meet his.

Once I was out of the shock at what had happened, I closed my eyes and leant into his kiss, relaxing my body.

His... member... twitched right below my bellybutton.

It moves! It fucking moves!

Now, feeling confident, I fisted his hair with my hands and deepened the kiss by plunging my tongue into his mouth without any warning. He responded quickly by letting his tongue explore my mouth, too, and I was in total bliss. He rolled over effortlessly so that he was on top. I moaned quietly and let my hands travel downwards...

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EPOV:
Bella rolled over so that she was on top of me. What was she dreaming about now? She was always rolling around the bed restlessly when she was having either a really good dream, or just a nightmare.

Her lips pressed to my neck. She moaned.

I thought she was awake.

She knew better.

Her hands made their own way mindlessly past my neck, over my chest to my stomach, where she traced the plains of my chest. She was panting now. "Bella?" I asked quietly, reaching down to restrain her.

No response.

She was asleep.

Oh my god... did that mean she was dreaming about...?

Her little hands past my stomach and down to my...

"BELLA!" I shouted, reaching down to stop her arms.

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BPOV:
"Edward..." I moaned for about the millionth time.

"BELLA!" I heard a shout slam into my ears, which made me roll over hurriedly.

Thump. I rolled right off the bed. That's great. My first time and I fall off the bed. This would totally be a story to tell my grandchildren if it weren't sickening.

I opened my eyes to see darkness. "Ouch," I muttered as I gripped the bed post for assistance. Suddenly, cold arms were around me and I was seated back on the bed.

"Bella?" the voice asked quietly, startled.

Only he would be concerned about me falling off the bed.

"Are you alright?" he continued. "Does anything hurt? Carlisle is just across town..."

I rolled my eyes, and I knew he could see.

"I'm fine, Edward."

It was all just a dream. Of course it was. I'm so delusional. Like after all that, Edward would just...

I scoffed at myself.

"You're sure?" he asked.

"Yes," I reassured him, my cheeks flaming red with embarrassment.

"Good," he coughed slightly. Uncomfortably. "Then we need to discuss something..."

Oh shit.

So there she is. Chapters will be longer. That's just a taste of Sex in Sleep.

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Have a good weekend,
Julia. (adorkable desire)