Note:I DO NOT OWN THE LOUD HOUSE OR VEGGIETALES
Announcer:And now it's time for Silly Songs with Leni. The part of the fanfiction where Leni comes out and sings a silly song.
Lisa:Just a moment. Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me I have an announcement. picks up a piece of paper Because of the high standards we on this site strive to adhere to,and as a result from not coming up with any Silly Song parodies for Leni,Management has decided to review compositions from other performers for just this fanfiction. Several ideas were screened and we chose one based on the applicants of sense of artistry and all around propriety. Thanks. drops the piece of paper,straightens her glasses, then walks off
Leni:So what are you saying?
Lisa:The writer's gonna try something different
Leni:Oh yeah,then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?
Lisa:I'm sure you'll figure something out.
a new card shows
Announcer:And now it's time for Love Songs with part of the fanfiction where Clyde comes out and sings a love song
the song starts with Lynn Sr. pulling up at the Burpin' Burger drive thru
Clyde:He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger.
And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him "I can't get you either"
He said "Isn't this burger bell?"
She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."
"But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry,
But I guess I can wait until then!"
Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!
Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.
Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!
You are his cheeseburger
song ends
Lisa:I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Conneticut.
Announcer:This has been Love Songs with Clyde. Tune in next time to hear Clyde say...
Clyde:I grew up in Royal Woods.
The End