A/N: I'm a big fan of Friends and so this is like a copy of the sitcom. Features the SDK gang living in one apartment. I'm sorry if the characters you want are not here.
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Chapter One – The One Where It All Started
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A warm Monday always made Kyo grumpy. Today wasn't his lucky day either. It was KYOSHIRO'S turn to cook breakfast. He looked at his best friend and sighed.
"You burnt the toast again…" Kyo walked to Kyoshiro and took the frying pan from him. "I'll cook, you save yourself from that dog's yelling…"
"Why are you being nice? Are you over that me and Sakuya kissing?"
Kyo glared at him and mentally took the word 'best friend' from Kyoshiro. Now he was just his annoying betrayer friend. "Oh, no. I forgot about it and I'm mad, still."
"Sorry about that but Sakuya thought you broke up with her… anyways, this is my last day here, I'm moving to her apartment…"
Kyo stared at the sunny side-ups he was making. "Really?"
"Uh, yeah… to give you time to think…" Kyoshiro scratched his head. "You're burning the eggs, Yuya hates that…"
"Well, who cares, like she cared enough to make her own breakfast…" Kyo placed the eggs on a plate. He then began to cook bacon. "She won't care if I burnt this too, right?"
"Kyo… I'm really sorry but please get over it, if you want me to break up with her…" he was cut off by Yuya's screaming.
"Kyo! Kyoshiro! Benitora! Akira! Whoever! Help!"
Kyo tossed the frying pan to the side and ran towards her room. Kyoshiro followed behind after turning off the gas and Akira came out of his room. Benitora walked from the bathroom sleepily.
"What is it!" Kyo shouted as he entered her room. He gaped his mouth open, wide.
Yuya was tangled under computer wires and the telephone wire. Her sweater stuck on her head. She was struggling to get free. "Kyo? I got into a little accident… help me out…"
Kyo sighed and came to her aid. "You're too clumsy to have wires in your room, since when did Akira's computer LIVE in YOUR room?" Kyo pulled her out of her misery and helped her with her sweater.
"Since I saw Tora surfing the internet for PORN!" she said as her head popped out of the sweater. "Akira's room doesn't have a lock, only my room has one, remember?"
"Well, let Tora satisfy his needs, and let Akira have his computer, am I the only guy who can go against you? The other guys are wimps, so you shouldn't have taken advantage…" Kyo said sternly. The other guys winced at that.
"Since when did you turn all 'OLD'? And a wise-ass! Did Sakuya put some sense into that hollow head of yours?" Yuya teased as she folded up her hands. "I'm jealous of her!"
Kyo gave her a menacing look. "We broke up, two days ago, remember, idiot?"
"O-oh yeah… sorry…" Yuya looked away, embarrassed.
"Well it's okay, I'm free now, why not go out with me? You are jealous of her, right?" Kyo gave her his holier-than-thou smirk.
Yuya blushed beet red and walked past Kyo, swearing. Kyo just smiled evilly and followed her lead and the others behind.
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"It's burnt, and you accidentally threw that hard earned bacon to waste?" Yuya questioned as she held her plate high up for Kyo to see.
"Well, why not for once, you cook something for us instead? You can cook, right?" Kyo retaliated.
Yuya huffed and gave Kyo the finger, which Kyo returned double. "You, you pig!"
"Just eat that damn thing and go to the university, you're already late, and I have to face that damn boss of mine!" Kyo forced Yuya to sit down and eat her food. He ate his afterwards.
"Uh, Kyo, where's my egg?" Tora asked innocently.
Kyo glared at him and threw a fork at his direction. Tora evaded it on the last minute. "Why not eat that for a change? I'm not and never anyone's servant."
"Geez, if you hate cooking so much, why not hire a cook?" Tora sulked as he ate his burnt toast.
Akira broke the tension by treating everyone to lunch at Fireflies; a restaurant owned by Hotaru, their blank friend. "No one cooks and we all can eat peacefully, and if Hotaru forgot to ask us for the pay, it's free!"
"Well, that may be our last lunch together, I'm moving to Sakuya's, remember?" Kyoshiro reminded them as he ate his toast, cursing that he cracked a tooth while at it.
"Oh yeah… well, you can visit anytime you know? And cough up my money before you leave." Yuya said with her dollar-eyes twinkling.
"Uh, okay… later, please?" plead Kyoshiro as he took out his empty wallet.
"Well, fine! But tomorrow, that landlord will come for the pay-rent, Kyo, you cough up the money too this time, we made a deal that everyone that stays, pays!" Yuya glared as Kyo was ignoring her again. "KYO!"
"What?" he asked, eyes dazed. "Were you lecturing me again?"
"Well, for the last four months, you owe me $540 dollars!" she took out her bill book and used a pen to tick out Kyo's names. "For this week, you owe me the wasted bacon, the porn bill for your three-days porn marathon, the porn magazines and ugh, condoms?"
"The bacon, that's me but the others, not me. And I never slept with Sakuya… Kyoshiro!" Kyo pointed an accusing finger at him. "Did you sleep with HER!"
"N-no! The condoms were for… just in case? And the magazines… were for Tora's birthday and… the porn… it was a three-days holiday…"
"But, I thought that… it was Kyo's voice and… oh… you wore sunglasses to hide your eyes… you pervert… you are the WORST pervert ever! Using Kyo's name and ugh… to buy condoms and all… that's it! Pay me double and Kyo, you don't have to pay! Give me the money at lunch and don't forget to close the drapes and switch off all appliances and lock all doors, as I am late for my class! Bye!" she ran and left the apartment with a BANG!
"Thanks for the save, pal… I never knew you cared, well, later…" Kyo took his briefcase and left the apartment with a wave.
"Well, I'm late for my own class, and Kyoshiro, good luck, you'll need it." And Akira also left.
"Um, sorry pal, when Yuya-han meant that, she meant it, cough up all your savings and work hard for more money with Sakuya…" and Benitora went to work.
"Huh… and I thought that plan worked…" Kyoshiro sighed heavily.
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"Oy, dogface, wait up, I'll drive you as a thanks," Kyo told her as he caught up with the wild runner.
Yuya's face lit up but she pouted instead. "I pay for the fuel too, that's not fair."
Kyo smirked. "Okay, how about… a special date?"
Yuya's face grew red. And it was not because of the heat of the scorching sun. "A-a date? An eighteen year old and a twenty-six year old? No way… it's way too weird!"
"Well, who cares, I don't look old enough to be mistaken as your dad and I kind of like to use this five-stars hotel coupon I got after I broke up with that bitch…" he flashed out a golden coupon.
"A hotel? With me? ARE YOU THINKING OF ROBBING ME BLIND? I still care about my virginity, mister!" she said straightforwardly.
"Well, you might as well lose it to a roommate than some random drunk… and besides… I'll be gentle…" he closed the gap between them for a quick peck on her forehead. "C'mon, get in the car, we're both late."
Yuya touched her forehead before getting into the car. She sat next to the driver's seat A.K.A Kyo. "What was that for?"
"If you don't want the date, that's fine but that kiss is all you're gonna get as a thanks."
"That's… that's fine…" Yuya whispered as she buckled her seatbelt.
They were silent for a few minutes until Kyo turned on the radio. "Oh, you like this song."
Even if death do us part I wouldn't careI wouldn't whine
You're always there for me
Baby
Say you do
Say you do
Never leave
Never do
I can't forget your tears
Nor could I forget your smile
You're always mine
You're forever mine
Everyday is the same
You get mad
You'll smile anyways
So, i…
Baby
Say you do
Say you do
Never leave
Never do
Baby
Say you do
Say you do
Never leave
Never do
Say you do love me too…
"Kyo, this is my stop…" she got out of the car. "See you at lunch." And she waved goodbye.
"Yeah… good luck with Akari and his lectures about transvestites…" he said, mostly to himself, coz, Yuya was already running to the main gate.
"Man… Yukimura… don't be drunk when I reach the office…" he prayed as he changed the gears of his Silvia. He sped up against the traffic.
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A/N: I feel so bad about MM, I wanna update there too! But fanfiction has always been my favorite, so… for chapter two (which will only appear sometime after… have two versions, the ending only though…) it will be posted after I have at LEAST one review… I'm cruel for Don't Leave though… so just R&R!