DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters in this one-shot. I wish though, they're funny as.
Dean Loses The Game
I hate the game. I hate the name. I hate the outcome. I hate the rules. I hate the creator of that game. Who had enough free time to make something like that anyway? Seriously.
The official rules of the game, as shown by a demotivational that I found on the Internet are as followed:
Rule number 1: You are playing The Game. You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been, and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule number 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing. The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule number 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so. This is the only rule that can't be broken, but do you really need to cheat...?
Do you see what I see?-That's a terrible song, by the way-What a terrible game? There's no point to it. There's no use in it.
Actually, that's not technically true. There is one use. And that is to annoy the hell out of Sam. Speaking of the devil, here he comes now.
I wonder if his reaction was like last time where to try to piss me off and get The Game out of his head, he sang "I whip my hair back and forth" over and over and over again.
Another terrible song by the way. Can that even be called a song?
Oh yes, PS: I lost The Game.
Go on, hate me. HAHAHA! How's this for a short one-shot! Whoo! Another one-shot to my long list of...three known one-shots? I don't know. I did it quickly and yes, there is a demotivational that shows the official rules of The Game. Check it out.
Till next time,
Kid