Are you a noob on Runescape? Do you see level 100+ on Runescape and yell at them for hacking Runescape? Yes? Then this is the guide for you! I will do many chapters, maybe 1 every 1 or 2 weeks. You can add me on Runescape: My name is lauze2. Please be nice: Comment etc. So now: just read!
You know you're a noob if:
You are afraid of chickens.
When a higher levelled player who has done Prince Ali Rescue walks into Al Kharid
for free, you say they 'hacked'.
You think you're rich when you have 1K.
You sell feathers for 1gp each.
You run whenever there is a Random Event.
You type something in and press enter, and then wonder why there are yellow words above you're head.
You call someone a 'Noob' when they are actually a higher level then you.
You report someone for calling you 'Stupid'.
You don't know how to get you're defence up when you are level 20+
You don't now how to get to Varrok.
You don't know what 'internet chat' is such as: 3, lvl, trd, wuu2? and btw.
You don't know what a 'Noob' is.
You don't know how to open the mini map.
You don't know how to 'rest'.
You say 'press 111 for a boyfriend/girlfriend.'
You don't know how to chat to people or add them as a friend.
You don't know what's happening when a box pops up saying 'you have completed a task in you're achievement diary.'
You try and buy things for 'loads' more than there worth.
You ask people how to do certain emote that you haven't even unlocked.
You run into the wilderness, ignoring the danger signs and you are only a level 3.
You think you are AMAZING when you start Runescape at level 3 and not level 1
Thanks for reading! That was my first chapter but I'm hoping for more. Please review and give me some more Noobish-things I can include in the next chapter! You can add me on Runescape: lauze2. So I hoped you enjoyed that!
EXCLAIMERS:
I DO NOT own Runescape
I HAVE NOT copied 'Killer of thy Cookies' I was only inspired by him.