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A/N: Inspired by a Snarry I read where Sev gives Harry breakfast in bed. He gives him Fake Bacon, this chewy protein strip thingy and that's where Harry finds out gasp Severus is a vegetarian! I also felt like including the oh-so cliche chopping-up-for-a-potion gag (yes, I hate that too)
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"And don't breathe a word of my vegetarianism to your little friends."
"I might have to if you get so tired of tiresome little me that you decide to chop me up for a potion!"
Ooh, bravo. Good comeback.
"How many potions are there in existence that actually requires that process Mr. Potter?"
This question caught Harry off guard.
"Err."
That's right Harry, very intelligent response. Who in their right mind would invent a potion with chopped up bits in?
"None…?"
Oops. Polyjuice has bits of people in it.
"You are quite wrong. I have the competence to brew many of them. Now get back to work! Oh and ten points from Gryffindor for your insolence."
"I'm not at school any more. Sir."
I can't remember potions, and he doesn't know what year we're in. Two peas in a pod.
"And yet you continue to pester me like you are?"
…
"This vegetarian patty is quite good."
A/N: So that ends my little drabble. Or is it a drabblet?