Pandas are the new rage

"B-b-but."

"I said no, damnit."

"Bu-"

"No!"

Kimblee crushed the stuffed panda against his cheek with the cutest pouty face the crimson alchemist could muster.

"But pandas are the new rage! Come one! Let me have one!"

Greed glared at him.

"N.O."

Kimblee stomped his foot with anger.

"You are SO greedy."

Greed looked unamused and replied with sarcasm, "I wonder why."

Kimblee put the stuffed panda back with a sigh.

"Can I have this, then?"

The alchemist held up a furry panda back pack.

"No."

"What about the pen? Or the shirt? Oh! What about that hat?"

"No. No. What hat?"

Kimblee pointed at a hat on the rack. It has panda ears and gloves attached to it by two long straps.

"Isn't it cute?"

Greed felt like pulling out his hair.

"Since when have you ever used the word 'cute'?"

"Since forever!"

"Okay fine. You can have it."

Kimblee smirked and took it down. Greed paid for it grumpily.

"Remind me again why you want this panda shit?"

Kimblee grinned.

"As I said, it's in style. Hottopic says so."

"I hate you."