Anyone would panic if they woke up and found Hidan standing over them. In that light, Tobi's reaction was completely understandable. Doubly so, considering the fact that he'd never liked the creepy motherfucker in the first place. But, if he'd known what the consequences of his actions would be beforehand, he would have just settled for just stabbing the bastard and running. As it was, he hadn't, and instead chose to use his overpowered Sharingan to send Hidan to another universe.
Unfortunately, Hidan returned two weeks later, and brought company with him.
"Hey guys, guess what! I'm fucking married!" Hidan said as he introduced his new bride, a young woman with knee-length black hair who was dressed as a miko who had a pair of crows on her shoulders.
"What's with the crows?" Deidara asked.
"Bloody! Dagger! Use Peck Attack!" the miko yelled, pointing at Deidara.
"Oh no you didn't Bitch! It's on!" Itachi said when he saw this before turning himself into a murder of crows.
Meanwhile, in Sailor Moon Abridged:
"Someone better go get Raye. She was actually useful, unlike this fat bitch here." Sailor Jupiter said.
"MPH MUH AMT?!" Sailor Moon tried to shout around her mouthful of doughnut as she was being curbstomped by the monster of the week.