"Hello, there!" Xion waved.
"Have you ever wondered which Organization XII member is the best? Well I'm your host, Roxas!"
"And I'm your co-host, Xion."
"And we're going to see which of the Organization XIII members will stand out from the rest! This is Organization XIII Survivor!" They said together.
"Sadly, we aren't aloud to participate because we wield the Keyblade." Xion pointed out, "Oh look! Here they come!" All the contestants walk in.
"Introduce yourselves." Roxas commanded.
Xemnas goes 1st "Hello! I am the fearless, stunning, smart, handsome, awesome, cunning-"
"Shut up!" Xigbar interupted Xemnas
Xemnas coughs, "-leader, Xemnas…"
Xaldin went next, "I am Xaldin."
Vexen exclaimed, "I am the genius in the group! I am… Pause for dramatic effect… VEXEN!"
Lexaeus went 3rd, "..."
Roxas, obviously annoyed, "Any day now…"
Lexaeus said, "..."
Xion looked at Demyx, "How about you go next, Demyx?"
Demyx lied down on the ground, "Nah. That sounds like work!"
Roxas yelled, "Demyx!"
Demyx grunted, "Fine! I'm Demyx! Can I go now?"
Now everyone yelled, "NO!"
Demyx mumbled.
Larxene, with her anger issues, lost her patience, "THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE! LET'S GET ON WITH IT!"