xocrisscrossxo- hey all, Im back!!!!!!!!!!! ok so alot shit has been going around here so im sorry i havent updated my other stories. I might get back to them I might not. I'm taking a stab at this story cause Sasuke's more himself and it's more hummor and lay back. I mean come on my last one was child abuse. So I should be able to get this on out faster and easier then my other one. I know you can't tell right now with this chapter but the story will get funnier.
Sasuke- at least im not crying all the fucken time in this one.
xocrisscrossxo- yep you get to be your cold angsty bastered like self again. congrats.
sasuke- bitch
xocrisscrossxo- the only person who is kinda o.c. is Itachi he's nice and loves Sakura like a sister. so ya thats about it enjoy the first chapter!!!

The Wedding From Hell

Sasuke Uchiha stood in the back room behind the church alter. He was nervously rocking back and fourth on his heals as his elder brother tried to pin a flower on his chest.
"Would ya quit it! It's not gonna be my fault if I stab you with this pin.
" "Quit is right..." Sasuke mumbled still rocking.

His best friend Naruto and his father chuckled at how nervous he was. Sasuke's mother walked in the room
"Sweetie it's almost time. AWWWW!! You look so handsome! Come on can't I take one more little picture!?"
"NO!" All three men shouted.
" I'll be out in a minute mother. Hows Sakura?" His mother smiled
"She's fine darling and she looks beautiful." Sasuke nodded and started to walk to the door the three men following behind him.

Sasuke stood on the alter his best friend and older brother standing next to him. Sasuke looked down the isle friends and family sat in the pews but the only thing he was focused on was who would be walking down the isle in a few minutes. His dream was coming true, he had loved Sakura since high school. They dated threw out high school and college and he was still mad about her.

Sasuke was snapped out of his thoughts when he saw Sakura's four year old cousin beginning to walk down the isle scattering flowers followed by his eight year old cousin caring two rings on a pillow. Sakura's best friend Ino walked down next. She was annoying as hell to him but she was Sakura's best friend since she was three so he knew she be sticking around for a long time.

Finally Sakura appeared at the end of the isle holding her fathers arm. Sasuke smiled she looked beautiful. Sakura looked up at him and bit her lip. Of all the years Sasuke had known Sakura he knew she bit her lip only when she was really thinking really hard.

Sakura should of moved by now her father turned his head towards her in a 'whats wrong' way. Just as Sasuke was about run towards her to check and see if everything was alright she looked up and gave him a 'Im so sorry' almost pleading look. Sasuke stood in shock as Sakura turned and ran the way she had just came Ino followed quickly after. Sasuke stood in shock for about ten seconds before jumping down from the alter and following Sakura.

As Sasuke approached the room Ino stood in front of him preventing him from entering. "Ino move now." he spat with venom "I don't give a damn about that "looking at the bride in her dress" shit again."
"It's not that...she's... she's not in there." Ino said with tears in her eyes. "I'm sorry Sasuke."

Sasuke eyes widened not believing the blond he pushed her aside and ran into the room. "Sakura" he mumbled. Naruto and Itachi appeared outside the room "Teme?" Naruto questioned softly. Sasuke turned and ran out of the church towards the parking lot. Sasuke looked around hoping to see her Naruto and Itachi followed behinde him. Sasuke whirled around wildly

"Dobe give me your keys!"
"Uh ok..." Naruto handed his keys to him.

Sasuke snatched the keys and ran towards the car. He drove like a maniac towards the apartment he and Sakura shared. He ran up the stairs after parking the car ruffly in the parking lot. Sasuke busted into the apartment and ran inside.

"Sakura!?" he called out loudly. Not seeing her in the kitchen or living room he ran towards the bedroom. What he saw shattered his already breaking heart.

"S...Sakura" he whimpered stepping into the room with caution, the dresser drawers were open with some clothes still hanging out, two drawers were pulled out so hard that they were all the way out and they were now tilted. The closet was empty aside from his clothes as well as some hangers and the suite cases they kept in there were gone too. However the icing on the cake was the engagement ring he had given Sakura lay on the bedside table next to a picture of the two of them.

Sasuke carefully walked over to the bedside table and gingerly picked up the ring. His body was shaking hard, he slid to the floor holding the ring tightly in his fist. Tears slid down his cheeks silently. Sasuke lost track of time the only time he was really aware was when he ran out of whiskey. He had gone threw a bottle and half of whiskey but that buzz wasen't helping. He had gotten three phone calls he didnt pick up any of them letting the machine get them.

The first one was from Naruto.
"Hey Teme...uh...look man I'm sorry..I'll bet Sakura will show up soon. Uh....*sigh*It'll be ok man.. call back whenever."

The next was from his brother
"Little brother I know your hurt just... dont do anything stupid ok? call mom she thinks your suicidal and will find you dead tomorrow morning. so yeah....It'll be ok sasuke"

The last one was from his mother.
"Oh sweetie. Sasuke I'm sorry. We all loved Sakura. I know it's hard but....there are..." there was a pause while she rethought her words."Be strong 'll be ok. I'll talk to you soon."

Sasuke glared at the answering machine from his spot next to the bedside table leaning against the bed. 'it'll be 'll be ok. It'll be ok.' No no it wasn't going to be ok. The woman he loved for most his life up and left.. left him standing at the god damn alter. Why was everyone telling him it was gonna be ok? It was not going to be fucking ok! He knew what his mother wanted to say "there will be other girls"or "other fish in the sea" HA he wanted to laugh at the simple idea of that phrase. Other fish in the sea no he was in a gold fish bowl and she had been the only other one in there. Now she was gone and he was alone.

"Never again" he rasped "No one else, I will not be hurt like this again." So in the darkness of a lonley apartment a wifeless groom sat drunk with tears dripping of his cheeks.

xocrisscrossxo-REVIEW people. then again i kinda understand if you dont for the first chapter. Trust me the second one is better. more humor and such. So i hope this story goes better then my last one. hey wait wheres sasuke
kakashi- he went to go yell at itachi cause he's nice in this story.
xocrisscrossxo- well then I better brake up that fight before it begins *CRASH*
kakashi-ooooo to late
xocrisscrossxo- oh well hey wanna see a movie
kakashi- alrighty then
xocrisscrossxo & kakashi- BYE BYE!!