Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Cuz if I did, there'd be a LOT more
episodes and they'd be here in good ol' America. BUT SINCE THEY'RE
NOT.*gasps for breathe*, I'd like to say I own my muses, who shall be
reaking havoc once again. I'd like you all to meet:
Nicole(new muse! I kinda fired Bob): Believe it or not, I am the nice one. *grin*
Ziegler: (he's a silver dragon, so he can't really talk) Rawrr.
Kate(another new one!): (big red wolf) Yes, I can talk. Why? Because I'm special. AND IT'S KA-TEH, NOT KATE!!
And then there's myself, who shall go by Shellie (no duh). ON TO MY INSANE- COCA COLA INDUCED FANFIC! Oh, btw, I don't own anything I shouldn't, I don't know what I'm going to put in here at the moment.
The Cruise.
"We going on a cruuuuuuuuise, we going on a cruuuuuuuuuuuise, YEAH!" Duo continued singing his inane little song to his inane skipping, until poor Wuffie couldn't take it anymore.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?? GOD!" Red-faced, panting Wufei was now the main attraction in the shipyard-place.
"But why? I thought you liked my song." he put on an extremly hurt face as he shifted his grip on Wufei's katana.
"No, I don't," said Wufei, strangly calm. "and I wouldn't mind having my katana back sometime today, Duo." Quatre backed away slowly, hiding behind Trowa, which was hard because Trowa kept moving to avoid him.
"Trowa, hold still!" Quatre said in frustration. "How the heck am I supposed to hide behind you if you keep moving??"
"That's the point," Trowa said in that sexy voice he has (AN: Trowa's my fav, in case you haven't realized that.don't hurt me!), beginng to run circles around a Heero that was pretending he didn't know them.
"Can we talk about this Wu-man," Duo asked, then added, "I mean Wufei! Can we talk about this?" Realizing that he was about to be murdered before he could even board the stupid boat, Duo started to follow Quatre who was following Trowa who was now sprinting in circles around a confused and now murderous Heero.
"KATE!! STOP CHASING ZIEGLER AROUND!!"
"But he took my bag and now he's gonna torch it!" Nicole just sighed, she was used to this. Ziegler just grinned from his perch in the air, dangling the backpack from his mouth, slightly out of Kates' reach.
"How about this. I SNAP YOUR NECK ZIEGLER, AND I DUCK TAPE YOUR MOUTH KATE! WILL THAT SOLVE IT??" Ziegler stopped grinning and gave back the pack. No one messed with Nicole unless they wanted to be messed up. Shellie just looked on with moderate interest, not wanting to die until she set up her precious Playstation 2.
"Hey guys, they look suffenciently distracted. Wanna go bug em," Shellie suggested, her mission in life to annoy the crap out of anyone and anything she could. Ziegler grinned, showing all of his teeth, while Kate loped off in their general direction and started to chase all of them.
"OH SHNAP, THERE'S A BIG ASS WOLF CHASING MEEEEEEE!!!!" Duo tripped and fell on Quatre, who fell on Trowa, who managed to smack Heero while falling to the ground.
"OMAE O KOROSU!!!!" Heero shouted at the scrambling pile of pilots, not noticing the giant red wolf looming over him (Kate's about.oh 6 feet tall. Yeah.). "There's no wolf here you losers!"
"Uhh Heero?" Wufei asked tentitivly. "There is a wolf here.look up." Heero gave him the DeathGlare[tm] and turned around.
"There's nothing here you dipstick. Just 4 large.red.hairy.legs...," Heero said slowly, realizing what was infront of him (he's short.teehee). "AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL," he screamed, falling unceremoniously onto Trowa.
"I see you've met Kate," Shellie said, mysteriously appearing behind him.
"Fire?" Wufei was in extreme shock that a mere onna could move so fast.
"Yes fire you dope. What the hell have you been smoking?" Nicole said, her crystal blue hair swaying in the wind.
"Pot, crack, the works." Duo snickered and jumped atop Kate. "You can't get me here!" One big yellow eye focused on the Shinegami. "A HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I AM THE SHINEGAMI, HERE ME ROARRR!!"
RAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"Nice Duo, where'd you learn to roar like that?" Quatre asked, dusting himself off.
"That, that wasn't.me.*gulp* Q-q-man."
"Then who was it?" An angry Heero already had a gun pointed between Shellie and Nicole. He seemed undecided on which one to kill first. "The wolf?"
"No," said Nicole.
"You?" He moved the gun towards Shellie.
"Noo, try again," Nicole taunted.
"Hnn,. YOU!" The gun switched to Nicole.
"Nope.guess you don't win the prize." She shook a finger at him.
"What prize? Prize? WHERE???" Trowa looked up expectantly. Kate, Nicole, and Shellie looked up simultaniously.
Rawwwrr! Ziegler waved at them, then began to do cartwheels and loop- de-loops in the air. He finished with a burst of flame and landed next to Duo and Kate.
"COOL PRIZE!" Trowa ran gleefully towards the dragon. "What's it run on, batteries or does it have it's own power plant?" He moved lightning fast around the silver hide, looking for screw holes.
"No batteries," Shellie said, fixing her curly hair.
"Power plant?" Trowa looked up hopefully, failing to notice that Wufei had gone milk white.
"No power plant." Nicole said. Duo, Heero, and Quatre, realizing what this meant, backed away (or jumped away) from the dragon, who was calmly looking at Trowa with one green eye.
"Trowa," Wufei grabbed the confused pilots' shoulder and pulled him away from Ziegler. "if it doesn't run on batteries, and it doesn't have it's own power plant, then what does it run on?"
"Solar power??" Wufei sighed.
"No stupid, IT'S REAL!! GEEZ, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BRAINS???" It took a moment for it to click.
"Ahh shit it's real!!" He showed an actually facial expression and fainted. (AN: I am so very bad. Kate: SHUT UP AND FINISH! AN: Rawr. Kate: No it's aooo.) Ziegler gave his own version of a laugh and started to walk towards the boat.
"Who the hell are you people?"
"Well, technically," Kate began, "I'm a red wolf that talks, Zieglers a rare silver dragon from the rockies, Nicole is.well.I guess you could say a demon, and Shellie is a really weird human."
"Oh my." Quatre put a hand on his heart and stared back at Wufei, who was supporting the taller boy. "I think we're gonna miss the boat."
"No one gives a shit about the goddamn boat Quatre, I just wanna know if I can have that dragon! The Shinegami deserves such a fine mount!" Everyone looked at him as if he was insane (AN: I'm beginning to suspect. Duo: SHUT UP I'M NOT INSANE! AN: I kidnapped Trowa and Duo.), which he very well was according to Wufei. "But of course I could always go find my own.that'd be a lot more resonable wouldn't it?" He grinned sheepishly.
"Baka kisama," Heero muttered and put away his gun. As it seemed they were going on the cruise too, he decided to spare them. It was, after all, a big boat, and a silver dragon and red wolf could be seen coming a mile off. Plus he'd probably here them insulting each other, as that's what they were doing as they walked towards the boat.
"So what's your name?" Nicole sauntered up towards a recovered Trowa.
"Uh, I don't think so, he is MINE." Trowa looked between the two girls, having totally missed Kate's intro.
"Trowa.Barton." He said slowly.
"No no, like this," Duo interrupted, "'Barton, Trowa Barton'. Just like James Bond man!" Trowa gave him the BlankStare[tm] and continued up the ramp. Since it was only big enough for two people to walk up at a time, Shellie and Nicole got into a fist fight over who would walk next to Trowa.
"Stupid onna's, always fighting over stupid shit. No real purpose in this world except to make babies and annoy warriers like me." They both stopped fighting and turned towards Wufei, Shellie mid-punch and Nicole about to use a blast of her dark magic.
"YOU'RE SO DEAD!!!" They screamed in unison and pounced on him, Wufei screaming bloody murder as he was punched towards Nicole, then blasted back for another kick.
"Ladies," one of the (AN: mind goes blank) conducters (?) started towards them, then stopped as a crowd of teenagers formed a circle and began to chant 'FIGHT! FIGHT!' over and over again.
"DAYUMN, NO ONE SAID THERE'D BE SO MANY PRETTY LADIES UP IN HERE!" Duo began to drool as he scanned the crowd.
"Wow, must be a whole class of 'em!" Quatre said.
"Yeah, and guess what? There's more where they came from. It's the whole freshman class from WBHS, all 545 of them, including us," Kate explained. Heero just looked at her.
"Five-hundred forty-five? There's that many?"
Rawrrr, hehhehe.Ziegler nodded. Duo just grinned wickedly and watched as the crowd began to move up the ramp, Wufei having admitted defeat. One of the kids picked up a stereo, turned up the volume, and "Original Prankster" by The Offspring began playing at loud volumes.
"That's your faverite song isn't it Duo?" Quatre looked down at the hords of wily students all moving in one general direction. He nodded. "We are so dead, where are the teachers?"
At that moment, Nicole and Shellie returned, satisfied that they had destroyed the enemy. "What teachers, there aren't gonna be any teachers. I'm surprised there was room for you guys. There's only room for 555 people on this boat."
"You dipstick, there's only 5 of them!" Nicole glared back at her. A look of understanding graced Shellies' face, and they began to laugh insanly. Trowa, Duo, Heero and Quatre (Wufei was indisposed) just looked at each other, preparing for the worst week of their lives.
TO BE CONTINUED.if poor Shellie's ego gets enough reviews cough*reviewori'llsickziegleronyou*cough!
Ziegler: RAWRRR, RAWRRRRRRRRR!
Nicole: You can't hurt the readers!
Shellie: Yes I can, it's my story.
Kate: Oh boy. Here we go again. Just ignore those two (fighting in background), they always do that. Shellie can't get Ziegler to do anything he doesn't want to. Please review though, for the poor muses' sake. *sad face*
Shellie: *snort* They ain't gonna listen to you either! *black eye*
Nicole: YEAH, THEY LISTEN TO ME! *broken nose*
Shellie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON!! *continues fighting*
Ziegler: RAWRRR YEAH!
Kate: *sigh* Okay, BYE!
Nicole(new muse! I kinda fired Bob): Believe it or not, I am the nice one. *grin*
Ziegler: (he's a silver dragon, so he can't really talk) Rawrr.
Kate(another new one!): (big red wolf) Yes, I can talk. Why? Because I'm special. AND IT'S KA-TEH, NOT KATE!!
And then there's myself, who shall go by Shellie (no duh). ON TO MY INSANE- COCA COLA INDUCED FANFIC! Oh, btw, I don't own anything I shouldn't, I don't know what I'm going to put in here at the moment.
The Cruise.
"We going on a cruuuuuuuuise, we going on a cruuuuuuuuuuuise, YEAH!" Duo continued singing his inane little song to his inane skipping, until poor Wuffie couldn't take it anymore.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?? GOD!" Red-faced, panting Wufei was now the main attraction in the shipyard-place.
"But why? I thought you liked my song." he put on an extremly hurt face as he shifted his grip on Wufei's katana.
"No, I don't," said Wufei, strangly calm. "and I wouldn't mind having my katana back sometime today, Duo." Quatre backed away slowly, hiding behind Trowa, which was hard because Trowa kept moving to avoid him.
"Trowa, hold still!" Quatre said in frustration. "How the heck am I supposed to hide behind you if you keep moving??"
"That's the point," Trowa said in that sexy voice he has (AN: Trowa's my fav, in case you haven't realized that.don't hurt me!), beginng to run circles around a Heero that was pretending he didn't know them.
"Can we talk about this Wu-man," Duo asked, then added, "I mean Wufei! Can we talk about this?" Realizing that he was about to be murdered before he could even board the stupid boat, Duo started to follow Quatre who was following Trowa who was now sprinting in circles around a confused and now murderous Heero.
"KATE!! STOP CHASING ZIEGLER AROUND!!"
"But he took my bag and now he's gonna torch it!" Nicole just sighed, she was used to this. Ziegler just grinned from his perch in the air, dangling the backpack from his mouth, slightly out of Kates' reach.
"How about this. I SNAP YOUR NECK ZIEGLER, AND I DUCK TAPE YOUR MOUTH KATE! WILL THAT SOLVE IT??" Ziegler stopped grinning and gave back the pack. No one messed with Nicole unless they wanted to be messed up. Shellie just looked on with moderate interest, not wanting to die until she set up her precious Playstation 2.
"Hey guys, they look suffenciently distracted. Wanna go bug em," Shellie suggested, her mission in life to annoy the crap out of anyone and anything she could. Ziegler grinned, showing all of his teeth, while Kate loped off in their general direction and started to chase all of them.
"OH SHNAP, THERE'S A BIG ASS WOLF CHASING MEEEEEEE!!!!" Duo tripped and fell on Quatre, who fell on Trowa, who managed to smack Heero while falling to the ground.
"OMAE O KOROSU!!!!" Heero shouted at the scrambling pile of pilots, not noticing the giant red wolf looming over him (Kate's about.oh 6 feet tall. Yeah.). "There's no wolf here you losers!"
"Uhh Heero?" Wufei asked tentitivly. "There is a wolf here.look up." Heero gave him the DeathGlare[tm] and turned around.
"There's nothing here you dipstick. Just 4 large.red.hairy.legs...," Heero said slowly, realizing what was infront of him (he's short.teehee). "AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL," he screamed, falling unceremoniously onto Trowa.
"I see you've met Kate," Shellie said, mysteriously appearing behind him.
"Fire?" Wufei was in extreme shock that a mere onna could move so fast.
"Yes fire you dope. What the hell have you been smoking?" Nicole said, her crystal blue hair swaying in the wind.
"Pot, crack, the works." Duo snickered and jumped atop Kate. "You can't get me here!" One big yellow eye focused on the Shinegami. "A HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I AM THE SHINEGAMI, HERE ME ROARRR!!"
RAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"Nice Duo, where'd you learn to roar like that?" Quatre asked, dusting himself off.
"That, that wasn't.me.*gulp* Q-q-man."
"Then who was it?" An angry Heero already had a gun pointed between Shellie and Nicole. He seemed undecided on which one to kill first. "The wolf?"
"No," said Nicole.
"You?" He moved the gun towards Shellie.
"Noo, try again," Nicole taunted.
"Hnn,. YOU!" The gun switched to Nicole.
"Nope.guess you don't win the prize." She shook a finger at him.
"What prize? Prize? WHERE???" Trowa looked up expectantly. Kate, Nicole, and Shellie looked up simultaniously.
Rawwwrr! Ziegler waved at them, then began to do cartwheels and loop- de-loops in the air. He finished with a burst of flame and landed next to Duo and Kate.
"COOL PRIZE!" Trowa ran gleefully towards the dragon. "What's it run on, batteries or does it have it's own power plant?" He moved lightning fast around the silver hide, looking for screw holes.
"No batteries," Shellie said, fixing her curly hair.
"Power plant?" Trowa looked up hopefully, failing to notice that Wufei had gone milk white.
"No power plant." Nicole said. Duo, Heero, and Quatre, realizing what this meant, backed away (or jumped away) from the dragon, who was calmly looking at Trowa with one green eye.
"Trowa," Wufei grabbed the confused pilots' shoulder and pulled him away from Ziegler. "if it doesn't run on batteries, and it doesn't have it's own power plant, then what does it run on?"
"Solar power??" Wufei sighed.
"No stupid, IT'S REAL!! GEEZ, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BRAINS???" It took a moment for it to click.
"Ahh shit it's real!!" He showed an actually facial expression and fainted. (AN: I am so very bad. Kate: SHUT UP AND FINISH! AN: Rawr. Kate: No it's aooo.) Ziegler gave his own version of a laugh and started to walk towards the boat.
"Who the hell are you people?"
"Well, technically," Kate began, "I'm a red wolf that talks, Zieglers a rare silver dragon from the rockies, Nicole is.well.I guess you could say a demon, and Shellie is a really weird human."
"Oh my." Quatre put a hand on his heart and stared back at Wufei, who was supporting the taller boy. "I think we're gonna miss the boat."
"No one gives a shit about the goddamn boat Quatre, I just wanna know if I can have that dragon! The Shinegami deserves such a fine mount!" Everyone looked at him as if he was insane (AN: I'm beginning to suspect. Duo: SHUT UP I'M NOT INSANE! AN: I kidnapped Trowa and Duo.), which he very well was according to Wufei. "But of course I could always go find my own.that'd be a lot more resonable wouldn't it?" He grinned sheepishly.
"Baka kisama," Heero muttered and put away his gun. As it seemed they were going on the cruise too, he decided to spare them. It was, after all, a big boat, and a silver dragon and red wolf could be seen coming a mile off. Plus he'd probably here them insulting each other, as that's what they were doing as they walked towards the boat.
"So what's your name?" Nicole sauntered up towards a recovered Trowa.
"Uh, I don't think so, he is MINE." Trowa looked between the two girls, having totally missed Kate's intro.
"Trowa.Barton." He said slowly.
"No no, like this," Duo interrupted, "'Barton, Trowa Barton'. Just like James Bond man!" Trowa gave him the BlankStare[tm] and continued up the ramp. Since it was only big enough for two people to walk up at a time, Shellie and Nicole got into a fist fight over who would walk next to Trowa.
"Stupid onna's, always fighting over stupid shit. No real purpose in this world except to make babies and annoy warriers like me." They both stopped fighting and turned towards Wufei, Shellie mid-punch and Nicole about to use a blast of her dark magic.
"YOU'RE SO DEAD!!!" They screamed in unison and pounced on him, Wufei screaming bloody murder as he was punched towards Nicole, then blasted back for another kick.
"Ladies," one of the (AN: mind goes blank) conducters (?) started towards them, then stopped as a crowd of teenagers formed a circle and began to chant 'FIGHT! FIGHT!' over and over again.
"DAYUMN, NO ONE SAID THERE'D BE SO MANY PRETTY LADIES UP IN HERE!" Duo began to drool as he scanned the crowd.
"Wow, must be a whole class of 'em!" Quatre said.
"Yeah, and guess what? There's more where they came from. It's the whole freshman class from WBHS, all 545 of them, including us," Kate explained. Heero just looked at her.
"Five-hundred forty-five? There's that many?"
Rawrrr, hehhehe.Ziegler nodded. Duo just grinned wickedly and watched as the crowd began to move up the ramp, Wufei having admitted defeat. One of the kids picked up a stereo, turned up the volume, and "Original Prankster" by The Offspring began playing at loud volumes.
"That's your faverite song isn't it Duo?" Quatre looked down at the hords of wily students all moving in one general direction. He nodded. "We are so dead, where are the teachers?"
At that moment, Nicole and Shellie returned, satisfied that they had destroyed the enemy. "What teachers, there aren't gonna be any teachers. I'm surprised there was room for you guys. There's only room for 555 people on this boat."
"You dipstick, there's only 5 of them!" Nicole glared back at her. A look of understanding graced Shellies' face, and they began to laugh insanly. Trowa, Duo, Heero and Quatre (Wufei was indisposed) just looked at each other, preparing for the worst week of their lives.
TO BE CONTINUED.if poor Shellie's ego gets enough reviews cough*reviewori'llsickziegleronyou*cough!
Ziegler: RAWRRR, RAWRRRRRRRRR!
Nicole: You can't hurt the readers!
Shellie: Yes I can, it's my story.
Kate: Oh boy. Here we go again. Just ignore those two (fighting in background), they always do that. Shellie can't get Ziegler to do anything he doesn't want to. Please review though, for the poor muses' sake. *sad face*
Shellie: *snort* They ain't gonna listen to you either! *black eye*
Nicole: YEAH, THEY LISTEN TO ME! *broken nose*
Shellie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON!! *continues fighting*
Ziegler: RAWRRR YEAH!
Kate: *sigh* Okay, BYE!