LUNA IS THE TWISTER
SUMMARY: Luna Lovegood is writing a long book about what she thinks about Hogwarts' students. BUT, Crabbe reads it to find out about what she thinks about him, then learns all kinds of facts about others in the school and what Luna thinks of them. What will happen? Will Luna snap? And why are the students chanting WITCH! WITCH!? OOC, definitely. Read and review if you wish. Flames are welcome.
"Ooh, Luna Lovegood, what are you doing today?"
"Drop it, Crabbe. I've got work to do!"
"Are you writing about what I think of you?"
"As a matter of fact I am."
"What do you think of me?"
Luna pulled out a crate full of notebook paper. "Read and find out," she spat, huffing and walking away. Crabbe read every page, obsessed with the quirky, weido writer. He was shocked by what he read, and it only added fuel to his flame.
"So LUNA LOVEGOOD wrote about how sexy Harry's bum is in his Quidditch uniform," Crabbe boasted. "And LUNA LOVEGOOD loves watching Draco undress at night. LUNA LOVEGOOD thinks that Hermoine Granger would be good IN BED!" he screamed into the Great Hall. Luna was so furious. Then suddenly, as if by magic, A TORNADO CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND THREW CRABBE'S UGLY ASS INTO A TREE!
"Oh my God…oh no…WHAT HAS HAPPENED?" Hogwarts' students cried, except Luna. Everyone noticed. "WITCH! WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!" the group chanted. So, they tied her ass to a post and threw her burning ass into the forest, starting a forest fire that decimated the Hogwarts campus.
Nehehehe….the end!