(Author's pre-note)
HOLD IT! If this is the first story of mine that you are reading, I would recommend to go back and read my other stories 'Hated by Love', 'Control the Power', 'Smash Bros Vacation', and 'In my Mind?'. I will admit that they can be very cringey, but they come chronologically first (in that same order). This is my fifth part of my six part series called 'The Fall of Smash', so in case you are interested in a series, go check out my other stories first to avoid spoilers. If you don't care about my other stories and just want to read this one, that's fine as well, I just recommended the other stories to explain certain character actions and references to my other stories. With all that out of the way, let's jump right in to the story!
It was a busy day at the Smash Mansion, two months had passed since the attack from Giygas. Thankfully, the smashers had won the battle and we're back into their daily life as they continued battling each other for views on TV, which pleased Master Hand very much. The mansion was also able to be repaired thanks to the Smash City's business men, who lent Master Hand some money for saving them from Giygas. As if the Smash Mansion wasn't already financially well the views skyrocketed extremely high within the two months, pleasing Master Hand since he had more money now to start a new project that the smashers had overheard him talk about. But none of that mattered right now since a battle was about to take place. It was a battle among eight of the most popular smashers from the series. As they took the teleporter to Battlefield, the eight fighters stepped out. It was Mario, Link, Samus, DK, Pikachu, Kirby, Fox, and Marth as they steadied themselves as the crowds cheered while they waited for Master Hand's call.
"Ready? GO!", Master Hand yelled over the intercom as the eight fighters charged at each other.
"I'm going to so you who's the best swordsman!", Marth yelled as he swung his Falchion over Link's head as Link laughed and clashed his blade with Marth's.
"Well, where's the mirror? I can't see myself without it!", Link laughed as Marth groaned at Link's joke before pulling his Falchion away and striking at Link with the tip as Link rolled away and pulled a bomb out of his somehow deep pockets.
"Taste this!", Link yelled as he threw the bomb, which Marth ducked under as it went flying towards Kirby, who was dealing with Pikachu in battle. Although Pikachu was quick, he was having trouble throwing Kirby off due to the puffball's surprising durability. Pikachu then charged forward as he enveloped himself in electricity in order to knock Kirby down.
"PIKA...CHU!", Pikachu yelled as he smashed into Kirby, but the Popstar Warrior wasn't done yet. As the two were struggling against each other, Kirby grabbed Pikachu and jumped into the air as he performed a flip and sent himself and Pikachu back down with Pikachu favifa face-first towards the ground. Pikachu saw the ground get even closer and tried to break free, but was too slow as he made contact with the ground as the amount of force sent Pikachu bouncing up as Kirby readied his hammer for his Hammer Flip. Pikachu noticed this as Kirby let go of his might swing.
"POYO!", Kirby yelled as Pikachu jumped above the hammer just in time as Pikachu shot an electric spark at Kirby.
"Pikachu!", Pikachu said as Kirby ducked under the bolt as it went down and hit Fox in the back of the head as he jumped and rubbed the back of his head.
"Oh you're so mine once I'm finished here Pikachu...", he growled as he averted his attention back towards Samus and began firing his blaster at her. Samus jumped and flipped over every laser as she landed and sent a missile back towards Fox, who ducked under and smirked at her as he readied his blaster.
"That all you got? Come face me like a man!", Fox joked as he began firing while Samus smirked underneath her visor.
"Okay, but you're going to regret that...", she said as she rolled underneath another laser and ran straight towards Fox. Fox continued firing at her as she continued dodging right until she was close enough that she jumped and kicked Fox's blaster out of his hand with her left foot before using her right foot to kick Fox in the chest, sending him back and weaponless. Samus then landed on her feet as she walked over towards Fox while charging her Charge Shot as Fox tried to crawl away, but was not fast enough as Samus walked up to him. Fox then gave a weak smile as he chuckled nervously.
"He he! If you show mercy on me, I'll take you out on a date!", he offered. However, Samus chuckled at his offer.
"Nah, I prefer winning.", she said as she kicked him in the chest as he rolled over before jumping out of the way of her Charge Shot before using his Fox Illusion to escape around her and run after his blaster. Once he reached it, he grabbed it and let out a shot as she ducked as it flew and hit Donkey Kong in the back. Donkey Kong then turned around and glared at Fox.
"Oooh!", he yelled at the pilot while shaking his fist at him.
"Let's-a go!", was what Donkey Kong heard as he turned around, only to have a fist come out of nowhere and hit him underneath the chin. The fist belonged to none other than the mascot of Nintendo himself, Mario. Mario smiled as Donkey Kong regained his balance and glared at the plumber. But Mario's smile wasn't a competitive smile, it was an excited smile as Mario gave no sign of being competitive. Mario then ran forward and punched Donkey Kong in the gut as Donkey Kong's eyes bulged out before Mario grabbed him and threw him towards Samus and Fox. The two space warriors were so busy firing at each other that they didn't notice DK flying towards them until Donkey Kong crashed into Samus before crushing her beneath his body while Fox stood there and comprehended what just happened.
"WEE-HEE!", a laugh was heard as Fox turned around and saw Mario flying towards him with his feet first as Mario kicked Fox in the face, sending him now towards Marth and Link as they were about to clash their side smashes.
"Prepare to feel the Falchion's true power!", Marth said as he focused his energy into his swing.
"The Master Sword is the greatest of them all! Your sword is nothing compared to mine!", Link said as he stuck his sword out right when Marth let his swing go.
"NO YOU TWO! STOP!", Fox yelled, but it was too late. The two swordsmen were surprised when Fox flew into the middle of the their clash and received the full force of their strikes as he went flying towards the blast zone as he was knocked out of the fight.
"Fox defeated!", Master Hand yelled over the intercom as Link and Marth looked at each other with a puzzled look.
"Uh...where did he come from?", Marth asked.
"PIKA!", a cry soon turned their attention to Mario fighting Pikachu and Kirby in a one-vs-two match with Mario winning. Mario did a slide tackle and kicked Pikachu's feet from beneath him before jumping into the air and turning his body sideways as he kicked Kirby in the face with one foot before kicking again with the other foot. Kirby then grunted as he steadied himself and threw a punch at Mario, but Mario side-stepped aside and grabbed Kirby's hand before spinning around and around as Kirby's eyes began the become dizzy.
"Bye-bye!", Mario said as he threw Kirby towards Pikachu as the two collided and went flying towards Samus and Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was about to use his Giant Punch on her as he extended his fist as she bent backwards in time and instead the punch collided with Pikachu and Kirby as the two went into a star-ko as they screamed before turning into white dots into the distance.
"Kirby and Pikachu defeated!", Master Hand said as Donkey Kong looked on in shock at the turn of events. However, Samus used her opportunity to grab Donkey Kong's still extended fist and back-flipped as she kicked DK underneath his chin. She then turned around and saw Mario charging at her before steadying herself and preparing another Charge Shot. When it was finally charged, she sent out the deadly shot, only for Mario to use his cape and send it straight back towards her. Samus tried to roll away, but was not quick enough as her own Charge Shot hit her and sent her flying out of the blast zone.
"Samus defeated!", Master Hand said as Donkey Kong then charged up another Giant Punch as Mario jumped into the air towards him. Donkey Kong then threw his fist forward as Mario grinned and dodged it as he kicked the feet from beneath Donkey Kong, who crashed onto the ground as Mario grabbed his legs and spun him around before sending him off the stage. As Donkey Kong began to fall, he was about to use his Spinning Kong move when Mario surprisingly jumped down and footstooled Donkey Kong as Mario jumped and grabbed onto Battlefield's ledge. Donkey Kong then tried to use his move, but he fell too short and fell out of the blast zone while shouting grunting noises at Mario.
"Donkey Kong defeated!", Master Hand said as Mario pulled himself back up as he looked at the final two left, Link and Marth. Mario then charged forward with the big grin still on his face as Link and Marth swung at each other with their blades.
"GIVE IT UP LINK!", Marth yelled as he tried his Dancing Dolphin technique as Link rolled back pulled out his bow and arrow as he pulled back on the string.
"NEVER!", Link yelled as he let his arrow loose. However, Mario jumped in the middle of the way and used his cape to send the arrow back and hit Link as he punched a surprised Marth before using his up smash to send Marth out of the blast zone.
"Marth defeated!", Master Hand yelled as Link was getting back on his feet and looking at the crowds cheering wild at the battle.
"Huh!? What's going on!?", Link yelled.
"YAHOO!", Link then looked and saw Mario right next to him. Before he could react, Mario uppercutted Link underneath the chin, sending him flying into the air. As Link began to fall, Mario jumped into the air as he readied his fist and smiled as Link looked terrified at Mario.
"SO LONG-A LINK!", Mario yelled before he used his forward air, spiking Link towards the blast zone as Mario landed on his feet and posed in front of the crowds as they stood up and yelled at the top of their lungs.
"Link defeated! The winner is...MARIO! In a surprising two minute battle, Mario has won the battle!", Master Hand said as he was flabbergasted as well, but excited at how quick the battle was. Mario then jumped around in joy as the crowds cheered his name before he was teleported out of the stadium and back at the Smash Mansion where the other seven were waiting with the remaining members of the original twelve, Luigi, Ness, Yoshi, Captain Falcon, and Jigglypuff.
"YAHOO! I DID-A IT!", Mario said cheerfully as Link threw his green hat off his head and swung his sword in the air, Donkey Kong made annoyed grunts, Samus dematerialized her power suit to reveal herself in her dark blue zero suit, Kirby crossed his arms and gave off an annoyed expression, Pikachu sat on the ground and gave a sad look, Fox crossed his arms and shook his head, and Marth facepalmed himself as the seven watched Mario dance around joyfully. The other five, however, were congratulating the plumber.
"Good-a job bro!", Luigi said as he cheered his brother on.
"Mario did very good!", Yoshi said excited.
"I've never seen anyone win a battle that easy before!", Captain Falcon said.
"That was awesome Mario!", Ness said as Mario waved his hand at the five.
"Please! That was-a just me excited right now!", Mario said.
"CURSE YOU MARIO! I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT ONE!", Link yelled as he continued waving his Master Sword in the air in frustration.
"Yeah! I wished I was in longer!", Fox complained.
"You should have choosen someone else than Samus.", Marth said as Fox and Samus looked at each other and smirked.
"Well, I just can't keep my eyes off her!", he said as he gave Samus a wink as she smiled at Fox.
"Pika pika...", Pikachu said in a sad tone as Samus looked at him and picked him up.
"Hey there buddy, you did well.", she said as she kissed his cheek, which made Pikachu give a weak smile.
"Still, why did Mario do so well today?", Captain Falcon asked as everyone watched Mario dance happily. Master Hand then suddenly entered the room as he chuckled at Mario's dancing.
"Well well well Mario, did your excitement help you in this fight?", Master Hand asked as Mario stopped dancing and grinned at Master Hand.
"It-a sure did!", Mario said cheerfully.
"Wait, what excitement?", Link asked as he stopped swinging his sword before putting it away and putting his green hat back onto his head. Master Hand then laughed as the rest of the smashers besides Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi gave him strange looks.
"Don't you remember? Mario's wedding is coming up!", Master Hand said cheerfully as the other smashers widened their eyes and then grinned at the plumber.
"Oh! So that is why you are excited!", Captain Falcon said.
"ALL RIGHT! MARIO IS GETTING MARRIED!", Link said as he patted Mario on the back as Mario grinned back at the Hero of Time.
"I must say as a married man, this is going to be exciting Mario!", Marth encouraged as Mario gave Marth a thumbs up.
"And even better, this was the last battle that we had for a couple of days. Meaning that we all have time off to help prepare for the wedding!", Master Hand said as the smashers then cheered on what he said.
"OH YEAH! TIME OFF!", Ness yelled as he pumped his fist into it air.
"COME ON! WE HAVE-A LOT OF WORK TO DO!", Luigi said as he motioned everyone to follow him into the hallway as Donkey Kong picked Mario up and put him on his shoulder as everyone went down the hallway to get started on preparing for the wedding.
"So, what do you think that they are doing?", Trainer Red asked as he, Sonic, Snake, Ike, and Greninja sat in the living room, waiting for Master Hand to come back to tell them something.
"I don't know, probably something boring.", Sonic yawned as he lie back onto the couch and put his foot over the other one.
"Well, whatever it is, I hope Samus notices my new muscles!", Ike said as he extended his arm and flexed it as he watched it in awe.
"Ike, you only got a little muscle from that workout.", Red said as Ike scoffed at him.
"Sorry boy, but you don't understand how important the little things can mean.", Ike said.
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but Samus is already dating Fox, and is quite happy.", Sonic said as he raised his hand into the air.
"HA! She will soon be interested in me once she notices my masculinity compared to that twig!", Ike said as he continued inspecting his biceps.
"I can't believe this...", Megaman said as he, Little Mac, Lucario, Lucas, Cloud, Ryu, and Bayonetta entered the room right as Ike finished his statement.
"I know right! Samus would totally dig me out before him!", Little Mac said as he flexed his own muscles as well as everyone else in the group facepalmed themselves.
"What kind of idiot believes that muscles is all that matters?", Ryu asked as Ike and Little Mac continued posing.
"Yes! Looks play a huge part, which is why Samus totally wants me, but is too scared to ask me out!", Snake said as he began to daydream about Samus. The whole room besides Ike, Little Mac, and Snake then facepalmed themselves as the three men continued admiring themselves in vain.
"Great, a delusional soldier...", Cloud mumbled. However, this brought Snake out of his trance as he looked around the room and glared at everyone.
"WHO SAID THAT!?", he yelled.
"Sonic.", Cloud said bluntly as the hedgehog's ears straightened out and his eyes shot open.
"SAY WHAT!?", Sonic yelled as he opened his eyes and only saw an angry soldier above him as he breathed heavily in Sonic's face as Sonic gagged from Snake's terrible breath.
"PREPARE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT HEDGEHOG!", Snake yelled as he grabbed Sonic by the shoulders and threw him onto the ground before kicking Sonic in the butt as Sonic scooted across the floor. Sonic then rolled onto his back and watched in fear as Snake pounced on him and began to pummel him.
"HELP! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!", Sonic pleaded. Unfortunately for him, no one jumped in and instead watched as Snake turned Sonic onto his back before mugging his mouth with one hand before grabbing one of Sonic's hands in the other before bending it, making Sonic's eyes widen in pain, but unable to scream due to Snake's hand. Snake then grabbed Sonic's legs and began to bend them as the hedgehog tried to crawl away, but was captured. Master Hand then floated into the room as the other smashers followed behind him.
"Ah, is everyone ready for what I am going to...", Master Hand started.
"MMPH!", Master Hand then noticed Sonic being put into positions the body shouldn't be by Snake.
"NOT THIS AGAIN! SNAKE! RELEASE HIM!", Master Hand ordered as Snake let go of Sonic, who couldn't move due to his arms and legs being bent and twisted.
"HAH! STILL FUNNY!", Snake laughed as Sonic scowled at him. The smashers then turned their attention back towards Master Hand as he grumbled to himself.
"Anyway, we are all taking a few days off to help get ready for the wedding between Mario and Peach!", Master Hand explained as the smashers looked at each other and nodded their heads in agreement, pleasing Master Hand.
"Good! Now I would like everyone to do the assignment I give them for the next days to help..."
"DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY ABOUT MY WEDDING!?", a voice was suddenly heard as Master Hand groaned as Bowser, the King of the Koopas, came charging in with his son, Bowser Jr., who was in his Koopa Clown Car followed by the rest of the villain smashers. Bowser then began to look around the room with anticipating eyes as he walked across the room.
"Where are you Princess? Are you ready for our wedding?", Bowser asked as the rest of the smashers besides Bowser Jr. groaned in annoyance.
"Bowser, Peach and I are getting-a married. Not you!", Mario shouted as the Koopa turned around and glared at the plumber.
"HAH! YOU THINK YOU ARE MARRYING PEACH!? THAT'S RIDICULOUS! WHO ELSE THINKS SO?", Bowser laughed as he looked around the room at the other smashers.
"I THINK THAT DADDY!", Bowser Jr. laughed as he jumped up and down in his Koopa Clown Car.
"I'm sorry old friend, but I'm afraid that he is right.", Ganondorf said as he crossed his arms and lowered his head as Bowser tensed up and glared at the Gerudo with his eyes ablaze.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?", Bowser demanded.
"We're sorry Bowser, but Peach is definitely marrying Mario.", Dark Pit said.
"WHAT LIES ARE YOU SPEWING OUT!?", Bowser roared.
"Bowser, as an old friend of yours, I must tell you that Mario is the one marrying Peach, not you.", Mewtwo said as he closed his eyes and crossed his arms. Bowser stood still for a whole minute, nothing but silence went across the room. Suddenly, he erupted in flames as he shot fire out of his mouth.
"WHY DO YOU ALL BETRAY ME!? TELL THESE LOSERS THAT PEACH IS MARRYING ME!", Bowser yelled at his fellow villain smashers.
"Bowser, we tried to help you get her, but it's over, Peach will marry Mario in a few days.", King Dedede said.
"I'm sorry man, but it was over the day Mario proposed to her on that vacation.", Wolf said.
"NO! NO! SHE WILL NOT MARRY MY ARCH-NEMESIS! SHE WILL MARRY ME!", Bowser roared.
"BOWSER! ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING IN DENIAL EVER SINCE MARIO PROPOSED TO PEACH AND HAVE BEEN FORCING YOURSELF IN MARIO'S POSITION! IN A FEW DAYS, THEIR WEDDING WILL FINALLY HAPPEN!", Master Hand shouted as the hero smashers nodded their heads.
"Sorry Bowser, but it's the truth.", Megaman said. Bowser then looked at Mario and snorted smoke out of his nostrils as he pointed a clawed finger at the plumber.
"YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!", Bowser yelled as he cracked his knuckles, which Mario did likewise.
"LET'S-A GO!", Mario yelled as he and Bowser engaged each other in combat...right over Sonic!
"HEY! DON'T FIGHT HERE! OW! THAT'S MY FOOT YOU STEPPED ON! OUCH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!", Sonic yelled as he tried to crawl away, but was getting stomped over by Mario and Bowser. Master Hand then sighed as he watched the fight continue.
"Not this again. *Sigh*. Come on, let's separate them before we get to preparing for the wedding.", he said.
"Hey Master Hand, where is Peach?", Bayonetta asked.
"She is getting her hair done with Zelda in Smash City, she possibly can't have any trouble over there.", Master Hand said as he and the other smashers began to try and pull Mario and Bowser away from each other.
Peach and Zelda were enjoying themselves as they say in their seats with their hair curled up and put in a hairdryer. The two were looking at the magazines that were nearby and giggled whenever they saw something they thought was funny. The two then turned the page and saw some designs for a wedding dress as Peach just sighed to herself.
"So, I take it that you are excited about this wedding huh?", Zelda asked as Peach giggled.
"Oh yes, I am more than excited. It will be the best day of my life!", Peach said.
"Will Toadsworth be there?", Zelda asked as she put the magazine down.
"Oh yes! He is busy getting us a Toad priest to wed us.", Peach explained.
"And will Daisy be invited?", Zelda asked.
"Yes! She is my cousin! She is very excited about this, though she said she would be more excited if Luigi proposed to her.", Peach said as she and Zelda giggled at the idea.
"So I guess this makes Mario the helping lead figure in the Mushroom Kingdom, like Link would be if he married me, am I correct?", Zelda asked.
"Yes, but Mario does not care about power. He only cares about me. Oh, we will soon be married...", Peach sighed happily as she daydreamed about the idea.
"DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT A MARRIAGE!?", a woman just yelled as she came running up to them. The woman was dressed in a black shirt and skirt with a good amount of make-up on her face as she came running up and stopping by the two princesses.
"I'm sorry, but did I hear something about a marriage?", she asked again as Peach's and Zelda's own hair stylist came and turned off the hairdryers and undid their hair to let it all fall out. Peach and Zelda then stood up and smiled at the woman.
"Why yes you did! In a few days, it will be Mario and I's wedding!", she said happily as the woman beamed a smile before turning around.
"STAY NEARBY, I NEED TO GO GET SOMEONE!", the woman said as Peach and Zelda looked at each other and giggled before walking over towards the counter and pulling out a debit card to pay for their relaxing hair cut.
"Thank you all so much! We hope to see you real...", Peach said as the front door opened and the woman came in with a microphone followed by a man who was slightly fat and in a blue suit carrying a camera on his shoulder.
"Soon?", Peach asked as she and Zelda turned around as the woman counted down from three from her fingers before she started speaking into the microphone.
"Hello! I'm Ivy Liis from Smash City News! Today I dug up some exciting news! Here with me right now are Princess Peach and Princess Zelda, two fighters from the Smash Mansion! How are you two today?", she asked.
"Um...fine...but didn't you...", Zelda started.
"And here is the exciting news I discovered!", the woman cutted Zelda off before she could finish. "Princess Peach, is it true that you and Mario are finally getting married!?"
"Uh...yes...but I..."
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT FOLKS!? THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED!?", Ivy yelled into her mic as Peach and Zelda looked nervously at each other as the woman took out a paper from her co-worker's pocket and read from them.
"Princess Peach, is it true that you and Mario are really excited for this day?", the woman asked.
"Uh, why wouldn't we be? Of course we are excited!", Peach said as crowds began to draw in towards the interview site, making Peach and Zelda really nervous. Ivy then looked at her notes and gave a weird smile as the camera zoomed in on Peach, who was feeling suspicious about something at the moment.
"Even though you cheated on Mario in the past tournaments?", Ivy asked as the crowds gasped as Peach's and Zelda's eyes widened. They knew where this was going and why this sudden interview was happening, to make money for the news network and cause controversy. Thankfully, Peach held her tongue as she took a deep breath and smiled before answering.
"Yes, we are still excited. That old me is gone and would not even consider doing that to Mario ever again.", Peach said calmly.
"Even though we have footage of you from previous tournaments?", Ivy asked. Peach and Zelda then bit their lips, they couldn't believe what was happening at the moment. Ivy then motioned for another co-worker to pull out a flat-screen TV out of the truck that the two princesses now noticed and watched as Ivy pressed a button and showed Peach trying to flirt with Roy. The whole crowd gasped as they saw Peach in the video try her best to grab Roy's attention while modern day Peach held her breath at the outrage of this trick. Ivy then turned around and smirked at Peach as Peach did her best to control her anger.
"Or what about this?", Ivy asked as she pressed the button again and showed Peach flirting at Fox, the pilot very angry at Peach's attempts. Peach then felt her hand tighten as she continued watching her past self trying to hit on the men on the mansion.
"Or this?", Ivy said again as the clip then showed Peach trying to gain Captain Falcon's attention, the racer obviously trying to avoid her. Peach then noticed that the camera man was zoomed in on her while hiding the smug smirkon Ivy's face from both the camera and the cried as they watched in shock at the past video clips.
"So Princess Peach, what do you have to say for yourself?", Ivy asked as the ever present smug grin on her face began to grow. Peach then took a couple of deep breaths before opening her mouth.
"Yes, I did do horrible things in the past; but now in the present, I am with Mario. Besides, what you did here is unbelievable. You somehow took videos of us while we were in the mansion, where there are supposed to be no cameras.", Peach said as the grin on Ivy's face disappeared in exchange for a shocked face as the crowds gasped in shock.
"You all at the news station should be ashamed of yourselves! You are terrible people for trying to stir controversy for money. Why not just cover the wedding and promote instead if making a story up? There's no reason to lie to make a buck, now get that camera out of my face!", Peach said as she put her hand up in front of her face to hide it from the camera as the crowds cheered her on as she and Zelda left the hair salon and began walking back to the Smash Train Station. The two then smiled at each other as they heard boos from the crowd aimed at the news reporters.
"Good job back there, I know I wouldn't control myself!", Zelda said as Peach shook her head and chuckled.
"No! You would do well too. Now let's get out of here!", she said as she and Zelda entered the train station as the crowds dispirsed from the news reporters and went back to their lives. However, Ivy smiled as she looked back at her camera man.
"Did you get it?", she asked.
"All of it!", the camera man said as he patted his camera. Ivy then smirked as she looked at the train station.
"You should have never gone up against social media, princess!", Ivy said.
"Come-a on! We have to check out a cake now!", Luigi said as he and Dr. Mario, Trainer Red, and R.O.B. followed right behind him. The four were selected by Master Hand to go into Smash City to order a cake from what was apparently the best bakery in the city. As the the four walked (and rolled) down the street, Dr. Mario kept shaking his head back and forth.
"I don't-a know how I'm-a going to ask the Wii Fit Trainer out on a date after-a this.", he said as Luigi laughed at his statement.
"Oh doc, you don't-a have to worry! This is-a special occasion for a very anticipated event!", Luigi said.
"Still, why did Master Hand pick me!? I don't know what to do!", Red said he trudged along the street.
"Your-a supposed to bring out your-a Pokemon if the cake is-a too heavy for us, which it-a shouldn't.", Luigi explained.
"Okay, but why is R.O.B. here?", Red asked.
"I am here to help calculate the cost of the cake as well as the size and weight if anything is too big or heavy.", R.O.B. said in his robotic voice as Red shrugged his shoulders.
"Okay, maybe this wasn't a bad pick after all.", Red said.
"Here-a we are!", Luigi said as the group came up to a large building in the middle of the city. The building was about three stories tall and had many delicious looking desserts out on display, making the three humans mouths drool while R.O.B. wondered about why humans acted the way they did when they see desserts. The three then stopped drooling and opened the door to find humans, Hylinians, Pokemons, Lylatians, and Waddle Dee's in the store and looking at the desserts as the four made their way up to the counter. Luigi then rang the bell as a hearty laugh was heard from the back as a large, orange creature that looked somewhat similar in features to King Dedede stepped out of the back kitchen and walked up to the counter. The creature then widened his eyes as he saw the smashsers and ran over towards them, nearly loosing his baker's hat and apron around his waist as he came up towards them.
"Hello there! I'm Chef Kawasaki, a friend of Kirby and Meta Knight!", the creature said as the three humans smiled at him.
"Hello! We are-a interested in buying a cake for a special wedding coming-a up!", Luigi said as Chef Kawasaki raised an eyebrow.
"Whose?", the chef asked.
"Mario and Peach.", Luigi said as Chef Kawasaki's eyes widened as he ran over and grabbed a cake book before running back towards the four smashers.
"OH GOODY! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THE CAKE FOR THE MOST ANTICIPATED WEDDING EVER!", Chef Kawasaki exclaimed as a tear drop ran down his eye as he wiped it away. The smashers then began to look through the list of cakes until they came upon one which seemed to be the right one.
"I think this-a one will do.", Luigi said as he pointed towards a cake that was stacked upon seven tiers with vanilla frosting covering it. Chef Kawasaki then laughed in excitement.
"Even better, my favorite cake! Oh, I am so happy to be chosen to bake your cake!", Chef Kawasaki exclaimed.
"Well, you're welcome!", Red said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Better get your Pokemon out-a now Red.", Dr. Mario said as Red pulled out his three Pokeballs and released Charizard, Squirtle, and Ivysaur as the three Pokemon looked at the cake selection and began to drool like the three earlier.
"We'll-a take a cake right now.", Luigi said.
"Are you going to have a small wedding?", Chef Kawasaki asked as the smashers looked at each other.
"You-a know what, scratch that; we'll-a set a date to pick it up.", Luigi said.
"So how many people are going to be there?", Chef Kawasaki asked as the smahsers began to think about it.
"Hmm... probably hundreds most-a likely, unsure at-a the moment.", Luigi said as Chef Kawasaki's eyes and smile grew bigger.
"Oh boy! That means you need a big cake! Don't worry! I can bake one real quick and frost it in a couple of days!", he said as he pulled out a calendar book.
"How-a big do you think the cake will-a be?", Luigi asked.
"If there is going to be hundreds at the wedding, probably about twenty-five feet wide and twenty feet tall!", Chef Kawasaki said as the smashers dropped their jaws at this estimate. However, they were determined to get the cake, no matter what the costs were.
"Well, how much would it cost?", Red asked.
"Only a couple of hundreds of dollars, I'm not one of those bakers who charge you an arm and a leg. I think everyone should be able to afford their cake!", Chef Kawasaki said as the smashers sighed in relief.
"How-a much calories are in the cake?", Dr. Mario asked.
"Why, there is nine hundred septillion calories!", Chef Kawasaki said. The smashers had their jaws drop as the numbered was revealed.
"IN-A THE CAKE!? THAT'S-A TOO HIGH FOR YOUR BODY!", Dr. Mario exclaimed as Chef Kawasaki just gave a hearty laugh.
"Oh no, it's that number per a bite of the cake!", Chef Kawasaki said. Luigi's and Dr. Mario's jaws dropped even further, Charizard's, Squirtle's, and Ivysaur's pupils shrunk as small as to a pinpoint, Red fainted onto the ground, and R.O.B.'s circuit blew up. The remaining conscious smashers looked at the out-of-power R.O.B. and fainted Red before picking them up and walking towards the door.
"Uh...we'll-a call you back!", Luigi said as he and Dr. Mario carried R.O.B. down the street with Charizard, Squirtle, and Ivysaur carring their unconscious master along as well as they went towards the train station.
"Oh, I'll-a teach that Bowser next time to not-a mess with me...", Mario mumbled as he walked towards Master Hand's office. Mario and Bowser were pulled apart from each other and forced to not be in the same room with each other for the rest of the day, which was fine with them. But Mario decided that he needed to apologize to Master Hand, which was why he was walking down his office. As Mario turned on the corner and was about to knock on the door, he heard Master Hand talking to himself from the other side of the door.
"Hmm...Chrom yes. Isabelle, yes. Inklings is a must.", Mario heard from the other side as he leaned his ear against the door. However, the door was slightly open, causing the door to open all the way as Mario fell down onto the ground, scaring Master Hand in the process.
"AAHHHH! MARIO, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!", Master Hand yelled as Mario stood up.
"Oh sorry Master Hand, but I-a wanted to apologize for-a earlier today.", Mario explained as Master Hand settled back in his chair.
"Oh, it's okay Mario. Bowser is just being too stubborn to accept his...wait a minute, did you hear anything I just said!?", Master Hand interrogated as Mario felt a sweatdrop run down his cheek.
"Uh...are-a those who you mentioned for the next-a tourna..."
"Oh nevermind!", Master Hand exclaimed as he slammed his...uh...fist...against the table before floating into the air. "You must not repeat those names, and to make sure you don't find out about anything else, we are leaving.", he said as he motioned towards the door as the two left the office and went into the living room where some smashers were watching a movie on TV. The smashers included Link, Fox, Samus in her zero suit, Pikachu, Megaman, Ness, Lucas, Greninja, Marth, Ryu, and Crazy Hand as they watched the movie in silence until a commercial break came on.
"Oh come on! It was getting good!", Lucas complained.
"Pika!", Pikachu agreed as he clung onto Samus.
"I wished that TV wasn't filled with so many commercials now these days.", Ryu said.
"Tell us about it!", someone said as the smashers turned around and saw Peach and Zelda coming from the garage where the Smash Train Station let them off at.
"Ah! How are you two doing right now? Did you have a good time?", Master Hand greeted. However, Peach and Zelda huffed as they say onto one of the couches.
"We were until one of the Smash City news reporters confronted us!", Peach scoffed as everyone raised an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?", Samus asked. Peach then turned around and shook her head.
"She tried to stir up controversy about Mario and I's life by using clips from when I cheated on Mario in the past.", Peach said as the smashers widened their eyes.
"Are you kidding me!?", Link yelled.
"You moved on from that and asked Mario for forgiveness! How could they not cover that!?", Samus asked in an outraged voice.
"Ugh! I thought the rest of the world's media would be against us after the Giygas incident, but no, apparently Japan has joined the money making lies!", Master Hand yelled in frustration.
"How could anyone act like this!?", Megaman said.
"No one should make fake stories like this! Cheating on someone is a serious business! I should know...", Fox said as Samus comforted him.
"This-a can't get worse...", Mario said.
"Breaking news!", the TV said as the smashers averted their attention to the screen as Ivy Liis appeared on the TV with a disappointed frown on her face.
"Hello, Ivy Liis here, and I have some horrible news for you! Just earlier today, I met up with Princess Peach and asked her about how their marriage will go, especially since she is cheating on him!", the smashers jaw dropped at the TV before glaring at Ivy on the screen.
"YOU LIAR!", Mario yelled as Ivy faked her face to have hurt expressions.
"And this is what Princess Peach had to say!", Ivy said as the screen turned to Peach and zoomed in on her face, not showing Zelda in the picture.
Yes, I do horrible things in the present. What you did here is believable. You all are terrible people! Now get that camera out of my face!", Peach 'says' as she lifts her hand as the screen goes static as gasps were heard in the background while Ivy shakes her head in shame.
"I can't believe it. First, admitting on cheating on Mario, then insulting everyone there, and then attacking my camera man, isn't she...", Ivy said no more as Mario turned off the TV as the smasher's blood was boiling.
"OH COME ON! THOSE WERE POORLY EDITED CLIPS! YOU CAN EVEN SEE HER LIP MOVEMENTS WERE WRONG AND THAT SHE JUST PUT HER HAND OVER HER FACE, NOT ATTACKING THE CAMERA!", Ness exclaimed as the smashers shook their heads in shame.
"Why would anyone do this? Don't they know they hurt other's lives?", Ryu asked.
"They don't care. They only want money.", Master Hand said angrily.
"This-a day can't get-a worse...", Mario said.
"Actually, it-a can.", the smashers then noticed Luigi and Dr. Mario carrying a broken R.O.B. with Red's Pokemon carrying his unconscious body into the mansion.
"Luigi, I sent you for the cake.", Master Hand said as Luigi looked up at Master Hand. Master Hand could read Luigi's eyes that said something dumb must have happened.
"We said we'll-a call back. Mostly because we don't-a know how many guests we will have.", Luigi said as he and Dr. Mario set R.O.B. down while the Pokemon took their Master and rested him on the couch.
"Well, good point. How about the cost?", Master Hand asked.
"Not-a bad. We can-a afford it easily.", Luigi said as Master Hand wondered what the problem was.
"Okay, why didn't you place the order?", Master Hand asked.
"Because of the calories.", Dr. Mario said as his face was still locked in a surprised expression.
"How many calories are there in the cake?", Master Hand asked.
"About nine hundred septillion calories!", Luigi said. The smashers jaws then dropped as Megaman had a circuit break as Master Hand gasped at the amount.
"IN THE CAKE!?", Master Hand yelled.
"No, per a bite!", Luigi said. Megaman then blew his other circuit as he fainted and powered off as Ryu and Samus took notice of this before picking him up. The rest of the smashers grabbed onto their heads in pure shock at the amount they were dealing with.
"Good grief!", Fox said.
"What-a could get worse than-a this?", Mario asked.
"Hey Master Hand...", Sonic yelled as he came running into the living room with a worried look on his face.
"Uh... Master Hand...the car rental place says that the limos are experiencing some difficulties and may not be able to be fixed until after the wedding.", Sonic said as he noticed everyone's else's expressiosn. "Uh...what did I miss?"
"Oh Mama Mia...", Mario muttered.
(Author's note)
Well, it came later than I hoped, but here we are starting the fifth part of my series! To tell you the truth, this isn't going to be a long story, only about six chapters long at best, so don't expect extremely deep character moments. Besides, this story is more humor this time around, allowing us a break before we head into the final part of this series. All we can do now is wonder what other troubles await Mario and Peach as their wedding day draws closer every day. Hopefully the next chapter may be uploaded Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday. However, don't expect a chapter on Saturday until later in the day, I will be flying early in the morning (I mean I will be actually flying the plane!). Also note, I wasn't attacking any news stations, I'm just trying to make the story a bit funnier. Well, until next time, adios! I don't own any of the characters, all characters belong to their respective owners.