Love Song
I wanted to write a love song to the one I love, but I kinda lost it and I demand a hug!
I love him, you know, with all my heart, and I would sing to him like a meadow lark.
But I lost that song, like I said before, and you'll probably kick me out the door when you learn who it was written for, the one I couldn't possibly love much more.
No I can't remember the words, the ones I wrote for that…sexy sir.
Leave it be! It's over now, I'm still not going to sing, not no way, not no how!
But…can I kiss my love, just once on the lips, to make him feel strong and to break my hips?
Oh please! I beg, Professor, let me love you! It's not like I have fleas!
I'm on my knees, and not in the wrong way! I'm singing, you hear, as loud as an opera play!
Please! Do not make me regress! I swear to you, this is my best dress.
Professor, don't kick me out that door. No please! I can't take this anymore!
Professor Snape, I love you, can't you realize? Can't you see the hurt in my eyes?
Severus! Don't make me leave! I'll catch a cold! My stomach will heave!
NO! DON'T YOU DARE! I'LL CUT MY WRISTS, BY DUMBLEDORE I SWEAR!
NO!! SEVIE-PIE PLEASE! DON'T MAKE ME CRY SUCH TEARS AS THESE!
SEVERUS!!!! NOTHING I KNOW RHYMES WITH YOUR NAME! WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON PLAYING THIS GAME!!!!
Let me in. Please, don't reject me like your kin.
Sevie? Please? I made some cookies with little yellow daisies.
Professor? No, not Filch! He's worst than this school's nasty filth!
PROFESSOR SNAPE! HE'S RAPING ME! STEALING AWAY ALL THAT'S LEFT OF MY DISEASE!
NO! I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN, NOT AFTER HOW YOU TREATED ME, YOUR VERY OWN HEROINE!
You called me that the first time we met, and you know that I couldn't forget.
Thanks, for opening the door and all, and oh wow, my jaw just hit the floor.
Are you in that…condition, just for me. Oh, okay, I'll get in that position!
Oh, yes, I'll sing my love song, but only if the night is long.
Oh, Sevie baby! Oh, Sevie baby!
What? What?---What? What?
He's mine.
--Sorry, Harry!—
Signed,
H.G.