Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or Billy Elliot. This idea popped into my head shortly after seeing Michael perform this.
It had been a long day at school, and Finn was exhausted. Quinn was being bitchy and Rachel was all up in his face. Finn was about to get into his car when he got the feeling he was forgetting something. Keys? Check. Shoes? Check. Virginity? No, no, that wasn't it. "Aha!" he suddenly exclaimed. "My backpack." Finn jogged back into the school. When he reached the choir room a very strange sight awaited him. Kurt was wearing a frilly pink dress and very high heeled shoes. "Kurt?" The flamboyant teen whirled around to face Finn. "Yes?" Finn cleared his throat. "Um… You're wearing a dress." Finn never really had been the brightest bulb in the bunch. He had a habit of stating the obvious. Kurt rolled his eyes. "I know that." He crossed his arms over his chest. "What's your point?" Finn looked down. "I don't know. It's just a little, um… strange, I guess." Kurt let out a huff. "There's nothing wrong with dressing up in women's clothing." Suddenly, a piano sounded. New Directions' piano player had suddenly appeared. "What the…?" Finn question, obviously very confused. Before Finn could finish his sentence, Kurt opened his mouth to sing.
"Is it sinful if you're blue, to cheer up the place? What is wrong with dressing up in satin and lace?" Kurt motioned for Finn to come join him.
"Get some earrings, some mascara. Heels and a fan." He continued pulling out a dress and some sparkly high heels. He put them on Finn.
"Soon you will start to feel a different man!" Kurt led Finn over to a mirror to admire his feminine self. Suddenly the music brightened and Kurt began to skip about the room.
"What the hell's wrong with expressing yourself? Being who you want to be? Will anybody die if you put on a dress? Who the hell cares if your blush is a mess?" He struck an elaborate pose, and Finn followed suit.
"Start a new fashion, buck all the trends. Emphasize integrity! 'Cause what the hell is wrong with expressing yourself? For wanting to be me?"
Finn joined in, unsure of how he knew the lyrics to the song.
"What the hell is wrong with wearing a dress? Being who you want to be?"
"Who the hell is it you try to impress? All you have to do is learn to care less. Start a new fashion, buck all the trends- c'mon Finn, sing something to me!"
Finn did an elaborate turn. "If you wanna be a dancer, dance! If you wanna be a miner, mine! If you want to dress like somebody else, fine, fine, fine!"
Kurt leapt across the room elegantly, and they sang together. "It's not a big statement; it's not a weird act! Just a good idea at the time. We'll not complain about your boring life, it you just leave me to mine!"
Finn offered his arm to Kurt. "If you wanna be a dancer, dance!"
Kurt accepted and twirled into Finn's arms. "If you wanna be a miner, mine!"
They sang together while swaying side to side. "Everyone is different, it's a natural state. It's the facts, it's plain to see!"
Finn lifted the smaller boy onto his shoulders for the big finish.
"The world's grey enough without making it worse! What we need is individuality!"
Suddenly, applause filled the room. Kurt jumped off of Finn's shoulders. The two boys looked towards the direction of the noise. It was Mr. Schue. He was smiling proudly. "Great job guys! I think we got our new number for regionals!" Kurt and Finn looked at each other. Mr. Schuester broke the tension. "Let's take it from the top!"
Author's Note: That was my first songfic, so I hoped you liked it! I know it was quite jumbled, I apologize. If you could picture it the way I did, you'll be laughing for quite awhile. : )