She keeps a P-90 and lip gloss in her pretty cabinet
'He's allergic to citrus' She said
While wishing McKay was dead
A built in remedy for all the bad sci-fi comedy
And any kind bad movie you can fi-ind
Coffee and Jello, knows how to be mellow
Extr'Oridinarily hot
She's a scientific queen Naquadah wears green
Explosions with a zat gun beam
Guaranteed to rock your mi-ind (All the time!)
Blue eyes for the price
Very large knowledge might
Say good-bye!
To avoid complications
She never dialed the same address
In disguisation she dressed just like a weird princess
Met a man from Tollana and got an investigation on 'ah
Then left them for O'Neill if you're that way inclined (She's a Scientific Queen)
Taken over by a virus (Naturally)
Rodney she couldn't hate less
Skilled and Precise
She's a scientific queen Naquadah wears green
Explosions with a zat gun beam
Guaranteed to rock your mi-ind (All the time!)
Blue eyes for the price
Very large knowledge might
Say good-bye!
Drop in on Jack she's a wild cat, wants him as a breeding vat
Then momentarily out of restraints
Temporarily out of power
And absolutely drives you wild-wild
She will outsmart you
She's a scientific queen Naquadah wears green
Explosions with a zat gun beam
Guaranteed to rock your mi-ind (All the time!)
Blue eyes for the price
Very large knowledge might
Say good-bye!