SIGNS YOU WATCH TOO MUCH STARGATE:

Your siblings tend to hum 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' and yell at an invisible person they insist is called Urgo.

Things such as 'Indeed' 'Holy Hannah!' 'Oh fer' cryin' out loud!' make it into your vocabulary.

When spotting a lake, you immediately suggest grabbing a beer and fishing (even if there is no fish)

The Stargate Sg-1/Atlantis theme song is your ring tone

Your daily wardrobe consists of combat boots, black shirts, and dark green pants with matching jacket

You understand Carter's technobabble

You've had to dumb down science papers because they explain more than the teacher can understand, much more the students

To get a large crowd's attention, you hop on a table and shout "Jaffa! Kree!"

In the middle of a lecture, you stand up shouting about how you've done all this before

You've succeeded in creating a Stargate in your basement out of spare toaster parts and

It actually works

You explain to your friends that there aren't little green men from Mars, they are little naked gray guys that clone themselves for reproduction

Instead of calling your boss by name, 'Sir' is the proper term

Your doctor sticks you with a needle, and you call them a Napoleanic Power Monger

Your doctor is preparing a needle for you, and you tell them to really shove it in there this time

Your kids' favorite game is 'Goa'uld and Humans' (Very much like Cops and Robbers)

Your 3 year old son/daughter can sit and watch an episode with you, pointing out the good guys and 'Evil Snakeheads'

When walking into an elevator, you begin to hum the Stargate theme

You've renamed your car the '(LastName)'

You can be constantly seen running around your front yard shooting little grey lego Replicators with a BB-Gun.

Coffee is now one of your daily food groups

Grammar is your greatest love in life

You call everyone by their first and last names constantly

When angry, you cuss in Asguard

You've done Google Earth Scans of Antarctica, looking for any secret base

At night, you go up on your roof and label the star constellations

You start calling your Identical twin Replicarter

You carry around a roll of ductape, incase something needs fixing

You gain a sudden attraction to your graying-but-still-handsome boss

You spend a few hours every week trying on glasses to see how your counterpart looks in them

The only food in your house is Blue Jello, Cake, Twinkies, and Beer

You suddenly find yourself watching the Simpsons

You don't believe in ghosts anymore, You believe the Ori are after you

Your cat's name is Shrodinger

To annoy someone, you simply say, "Comtrya!"

A situation: "So how was the rock concert?" "It was certainly packed full of jam."

The stereotypes at your school have knew labels: The bulleys are Goa'uld, the jocks are Ori, Emos are Replicators, Geeks are Asguard, rebels are Tok'ra, and everyone else is the Tau'ri.

When getting a strange case of Déjà vu, you attempt to kiss a co-worker

"You can do it!" "Yeahrightyoubetcha."

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