Phineas and Ferb- Crack

Phineas: Hey Ferb I know what awesome shit we're going to do today! :D

Ferb: *Sighs/Groans* Oh my fucking God what is it now phineas.

Phineas: Let's make the LARGEST RUBIX CUBE EVER KNOWN TO MAN. AND SOLVE IT.

Ferb: *Glares* That is the stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard-

Phineas: HERES THE BLUEPRINTS. *Throws blueprints at Ferbs face* ILL ORDER THE STUFF. *Walks away*

Ferb: *Growls* Oh yeah you go order the stuff and I'll just do all the work like I always do no that's ok go place an order for those fucking strobe lights and I'll just sit here and plan out how the hell were- *cough* I'M going to build this ridiculous thing that I wanted no part of in the first place you fucking asshole.

Perry: *deadpans as he cancels out Doofs rant * I don't get paid enough for this shit. Wait... *Realization* *Eyes widen*

Do I even get paid at all?! It's not like I volunteer to do this for service hours or something. I'm out here saving the tri-state area and all they do back at the agency is sit on their asses and give orders. *Huffs* Dicks.

Phineas: You're doing a great job there, buddy.

Ferb: *Working his ass off* Mmmhmmm.

Phineas: But I think we need some more chairs and steel poles. I'll go get 'em. *Walks away*

Ferb: That fucker never helps out with the labor I have to go through.

Perry: *Walks over to inator* *reaches for the self-destruct button*

Doof: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't press the all-too-important signature of all of my creations ever self-destruct button!

Perry: *Pushes self-destruct*

Boop.

Boom.

Perry: *Flies away on jetpack*

Doof: Oh great. Thanks a lot, perry the platypus. Now I have to clean up the mess YOU made. It's not like I put all of my time and effort into the traps and the inators and the back stories and musical numbers or anything. You just have to show up and be a jerk by destroying my brilliant inators, which is the same as crushing my dreams in life. No one cares, though, because I'M the one who has to clean up the mess. No one ever cares about what Heinz Doofenshmirtz thinks. Nope. Nobody.

Norm: I CARE ABOUT YOU DAD.

Doof: NO ONE CARES, NORM.

Norm: *Frowns and shuts himself in the supply closet* *Silently cries forever alone tears*

Phineas: *Finds out that you can actually enter the rubix cube* Wow, nice touch Ferb! This is Goddamn amazing! I can't believe I didn't think of putting this in the plans! :O

Ferb: *Smirks* You bet your ass it's amazing.

Phineas: Now we can know what it's like to be inside of a rubix cube! :D

Ferb: *Smirk drops* You are such a fucking idiot.

The End.

Bonus:

Doofenshmirtz: hoe don't do it

Perry: *hits self-destruct button*

Doofenshmirtz: OH MY GO-

BOOM

(^ I am so sorry I couldn't resist XD)

(HOLY CRAP ONE MORE)

Linda: hoe don't do it

Candace: MOM PHINEAS AND FERB-

Linda: oh my god

AND:

Candace: hoe don't do it

Phineas: Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! :D

Candace: HOES DONT DO IT

Phineas: looks like we did it, Ferb! :)

Ferb: *Thumbs up* ._.

Candace: oh my god-MOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

(Ok I'm done.)