Welcome to my random POTC story!!
Warning: Some chapters may include crazy fangirls, strange inside jokes, and weapons that shoot fizzy drinks and sweet
candy.
Jack, Elizabeth, Barbossa, and Will were standing on the deck of the Black Pearl. They were looking out into the pink magenta waters of worlds end.
"Goo." a voice said. Everyone looked around at eachother. Then they all turned to see a baby walking on deck.
"Huh?" Will asked
"How?" Barbossa asked
"Whose?" Elizabeth asked. Everyone turned toward the blonde.
"It's not mine!!" she said. "All I remember having made is a basket of chocolate chip cookies!!"
"Well then, whose baby is it?" Jack asked
"Why don't you ask it?" Barbossa asked
"Babies can't talk!" Will yelled
"Yes they can! Ask the purple sea pickles, and they'll tell you!"
"Have you had you medicine today?" Will asked
"...Maybe." was all Barbossa said. Jack picked up the baby and looked it over.
"ARGGH!" it said
"Arggh?" Jack replied, turning to Barbossa.
"It's not mine!!!" he yelled. "For all we know, it could be yours Jack!"
"Captain." the baby said
"And that proves it!" Barbossa yelled
"That's it time for your shots, and your visit to the plushy room." Will said, dragging a flailing and screaming Barbossa away. Then, the baby made a popping noise with its mouth.
"Is it Davy Jones baby?" Elizabeth asked
"It might be. I think we should send it to the depths where its father lives!!" Jack said, about to throw the baby overboard.
"No Jack!!" Elizabeth said. "I don't think it is Davy's baby."
Feeling annoyed with this game, the baby gave up.
"Where's the rum, savvy?" the baby said. Jack stared at the baby wide eyed, then fainted right there on the deck. Leaving Elizabeth alone with the baby.
"So... uh, you wanna go go-carting?" Elizabeth asked the baby
"Sure!" the baby said, and they sailed into the sunset and lived happily ever after!!