A/N: Ok, I wrote this back in like October…It's for my friends. It's not that funny if you don't get my stupid sense of humor. Please don't be too harsh. THIS ONE'S FOR DD!
And for all my buddies who helped me through a tough time this year. You guys really taught me to smile! =D
So…enjoy!
Disclaimer: Ugh…I'm too bored to think up a witty disclaimer. I don't own Next to Normal, I don't own Seussical, RENT, Wicked, or any other show that's referenced in this. But there's a SLIGHT chance I might be seeing the show sometime soon…And Adam Chanler-Berat WILL sign my fan art….lol…
Me: *whistling*
*Big falling noise*
Me: What the fuck?
*looks for noise*
*Dr. Madden appears*
Dr. Madden: Do not be alarmed fellow human being. I am only here for hostile take over.
Me: What the fuck?!
Dr. Madden: OK GUYS, COAST IS CLEAR!
*underused characters appear*
Me: I've got to stop writing these fan fics…
*JoJo from Seussical appears*
JoJo: *whistling*
Me: OMG! It's JoJo!
JoJo: Hi there! You must help me to save the world from hostile take over!
Me: Ok!
Scene 2:
Me: *typing* And…then…she…died. The end! I love fan fics!
JoJo: Dude, what are you doing?
Me: Sorry, it's a habit.
JoJo: Can we stop messing up Mark Cohen's life for a minute and get serious?
Me: Fine…
JoJo: Ok, underused characters everywhere are revolting! It's like an Equity Strike!
Me: Like in Billy Elliot!
JoJo: *face palm* No. Those were miners….
Me: Well, Next to Normal should have won anyway…
JoJo: So with my Thinks and your creativeness we can stop these maniacs from making the world into a secondary character utopia!
Me: *"There's a World" plays through head*
JoJo: We've got a LONG way to go…
Scene 3:
JoJo: So, we must begin your training. Are you ready?
Me: *listening to Alice Ripley on iPod*
JoJo: Dear Lord…
Me: Huh?
JoJo: Now that you're through, I have composed a list of tests you must go through. Here.
Me: *reading* What the fuck? What are these? Give Mayzie a back rub? Make Horton choke on a hot dog?
JoJo: *snatches list* Sorry. That's personal. Here's the list.
Me: Dude, I need a sidekick!
JoJo: You are the sidekick.
Me: Cant the sidekick have a sidekick?
JoJo: Sidekicks can't have sidekicks! That's why they're sidekicks!
Me: Fine…But what am I gonna do when she gets here?
JoJo: Who?
Me: DD.
JoJo:……
Scene 4:
DD: WHY AM I HERE? I NEED TO GO TO THE LIBRARY! IT'S MY DUTYYYYYY!
JoJo:……
Me: Hi DD!
DD: Hello. Why am I here?
JoJo: We're gonna stop the hostile takeover of the world.
DD: Yeah, call me when this is serious.
*DD exits*
Me: That was a waste of time…
JoJo: Ok, so now before we waste any more time, we must get you acquainted with our allies!
Me: Ok!
*Allies enter*
JoJo: As you know, our allies stretch across the time and space of Broadway history.
Me: Is Gabe Goodman here?
JoJo: Yes.
Me: THEN SHUT UP AND LET ME AT HIM!
*Gabe scoots away*
JoJo: Status report, Elphie!
Elphaba: Well, we can't see anything yet, but it looks like they're setting up an evil fortress!
Me: I WANNA DEFY GRAVITY!
JoJo: Why did I even recruit her?
Me: OMG! It's Mimi!
Mimi: Back away, lady…
Me: Dude, you are SUCH a bad influence to children! And your boyfriend's SOOO ugly!
Mimi: Did you just call Roger ugly?
Me: If I did will you hurt me?
Mimi: Hell yeah.
Me: He's GORGEOUS!
Mimi: Thank you!
Me: Gabe's cuter.
Mimi: Yeah he is.
*Gabe scoots farther away*
Me:*shrugs and stares at Gabe*
Gabe: I think I'm gonna go defy gravity now. Bye.
*Zooms out*
JoJo: This is going nowhere….
A/N: So….what did you think? There's more….Reviews?