Javert vs Computer

by tayadventure

Javert gets a new computer and has fun with it.

Javert and the computer.

(Javert switch's on computer.)

Computer:" Computer password."

Javert:"What password should I make up?"

(Javert thinks for a moment.)

Javert:"24601."

Computer:" Computer username."

Javert:"Valjean crazy lover 1."

Computer:"Valjeancrazylover1 has been taken I suggest Valjeancrazylover2."

Javert:"What?!"

(Javert thinks for a moment.)

Javert:"Fine Valjeancrazylover2."

Computer:" Welcome."

(Javert see's Valjean is on the computer.)

Javert:"It's Valjean and his username is…"

(Javert looks surprised.)

Javert:"WHAT?! Valjean username is IhateJavert1."

(Javert logs off.)

(The next day.)

(Jvaert logs on.)

Computer:" Username and password not right."

Javert:"Stupid computer I GIVE UP WITH TENCHONLY."

(Javert gets his nightstick.)

(Javert whacks the computer.)

Javert:"Done and dusted or more like done for good."