Hi this is going to be my third story and I hope you all enjoy it. Oh and the characters Lelouch, Lavi, Allen, and Suzaku are not from D-Grayman or Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. I just call my real life freinds by those names. Italics are Martini's personal thoughts. Statements in the story within ( ) are just me Silver commenting in Martini's story....Hmmmm.....She might get mad eventually...maybe I should let her comment in my life's story When Worlds Collide....

Martini:Hells yeah you should!*walks up to me and grabs both my hands* Ummmm....You already have claims on Nnoitra and Sesshomaru for now right? Who are you going to give to me?

Silver:Not sure...*taps chin to think* I know! You can have-*truck drives by as I say name of person*

Martini:He's perfect...

Silver:But you have to pay for him though....*gets evil glint in eyes*

Martini:Uhhhhh*looks around nervously* How?

Silver:Hehehe...You'll see...Well Martini I think thats enough talking. The people wanna read your story!

Martini:Ohh...*slaps self on forhead* Duh...Who's gonna introduce this chapter?

Silver:Why not the both of us?

Martini:Fine by me.

Both:Now welcome to Collars, Alchohol, and Arrancar Chapter One: The L-word.

Prolouge:

My father, Lavi, was stepping out of his room. He closed the door as slowly and quietly as possible, as not to wake up his sleeping wife, Allen, or any of his seventeen children(0_oWow...they got busy).

"Daddy!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I took a flying tackle hug at my father. Of course since I did this every morning he predicted what I was gonna do and side stepped as I crashed into the wall that was behind him but a second ago.(*snickers*) "Owie...." I moaned as I stood and rubbed the spot on my forhead where it collided with the wall. I looked at my father as he began to snicker. Then he saw my face and those snickers turned into maniacal laughter. I heard a door open to my left and turned to see my mother Allen standing in the now open door.

"Whats goin' on?" Allen said not fully awake.

"Same thing that goes on every morning...Just this time I outsmarted her...BWAHAHAHA!" My father coldly replied as he began to laugh at me again. I slowly stalked away as my father recovered from his laughing fit and my mother returned to her bed still half asleep. I deciced to go to my brother Lelouch's room...He says he hates me but he hates everyone. Including father. The only person I have ever seen him get along with is our uncle/his wife, Suzaku. Yep. I said our uncle. It's gay incest.(incest....yuck! Oh and I lurves all the gay people out there...Go rainbows!) I went down the hall and snuck into my brother's room. I sat L style on his bedside table as I normally did and leaned over him. Watching his every move. As he slept.(wow....stalker much....) His eyes slowly creeped open five minutes later as he began to sense me.(what does he have the Martini radar or something?) His hand darted forward and slapped me like he did every morning, leaving my skin a dark shade of pink.

"Why do you sit there every morning?! Stop stalking me!"

"Is it against the law to love your brother? To watch out for him even if he's older than you? Against his will?"

"Yes. Yes it is. Now get out so I can sleep," He said lazily as he pushed me off the table. I fell flat on my face.(Haha that's what you get, Stalker) I recovered quickly and sat on his bed.

"I don't wanna go...I love you..."

"I hate you"

"Love you"

"Hate you"

"Love"

"Hate"

"Thats just your way of saying you love me..."

"No...I really hate you...Now GET OUT!" I got up off the bed and started to walk away as he turned over to go back to sleep. I stopped mid step, turned around, jumped onto him landing squarely on his stomach, wrapping my arms around him.

" UWWWWAAAAAARRRRGH! GET OFF NOW!" He began to scratch at my arms. I was wearing a long sleeve black shirt with leather gloves so his nails had no effect on me. " I give up...What do you want?" He said as he lowered his head in defeat.

"Hmmm...I'll get off of you and out of your room if you say the L-word,"

"Loathe"

"Nope...Next word."

"Like"

"Uhuh, try again."

"Lamp"

"Now you're just acting stupid. Try this. L-O-V-E. LLLLUUUUUVVVVV. Say I love you."

"This is the only way you'll leave me alone?"

"Mmmmhmmm...Only way..."

*mumblemumblemumble*

"What was that? I couldn't hear you."

"I mumblemumblemumble"

"Still can't hear you."

"I love you. Now GET OFF!"

"Thats all I wanted to hear." I let go of him, jumped off the bed, and ran out the door so he couldn't get a chance to strike me for making him say the L-word. The rest of the day was the same as normal, including me and my sister Kankan stalking Lelouch. At least until that night...

I as I was getting ready for bed, the door to my room began to open to reveal Lelouch standing there menacingly. He had something behind his back."Martini come here. I finally realized My feelings for you. Come and give me a hug. I have a present for you." Lelouch said in the kindest voice he could muster. I stared at him like he was crazy. He would never say anything like that. "Sister whats wrong? I know that you love me. Come here." I slowly stepped forward to embrace my brother as he held out the arm that wasn't behind his back. Something isn't right, I thought to myself. He would never do this. As my arms wrapped around him I felt a sharp pain in my back as I realized what he did. Blood began to flow slowly down my back. As I looked up at him my eyes began to fill with tears. I silently mouthed why as he stared at my face. He slowly let my still breathing body fall to the ground. "Why, dear Sister? Why? Because...I love you." Those three simple words that I wanted him to say willingly for so long, felt like ice. They hurt worse than all the hate he had shown me all my sixteen years. Love cut me deeper than hate. I could feel the hot sticky liquid run down my back. I'm dying, I thought to myself. Then I heard a peircing scream. Mother, you to, why not just stop at me, Brother? What did she do? Then my vision began to cloud. This is what its like to die its so...peaceful...I've stopped hurting now. Love hurts worse than hate. If there is an afterlife I vow never to love again...

Everything went black.

Silver:This concludes the first chapter of Collars, Alcohol, and Arrancar. So Martini....Youre in love with your brother?

Martini:*cough cough* Ummm yeah....He killed me...because he "loved" me...Love does hurt worse than hate. I hate love. Wait...Shouldn't I love love since love hurts worse than hate? If I love love I could hurt love with love and that would hurt love worse than hate could and-

*claps hand over Martini's mouth*

Silver: Stop thinking about it...Youll give yourself a hemmorage in your brain and then we'll have to take you to Szayel and I'm pretty sure you dont want him messing around with your insides...Or do you?*winkwink hinthint nudgenudge*

Martini: *turns same shade of pink as Szayel's hair* No! No, I don't!

Silver:MmmmHmmm...Sure...Well please leave comments and you can ask either me or Martini question's that will be answered in our little commentary thing before each chapter. You can also ask Martini's family questions to. Oh and people please read my story, When Worlds Collide. It's a really good story.