Scarfer
A Doctor Who/Syfy's Alice General/Humour Fanfic
Summary:
No such thing exists, even in Wonderland. But how else do you describe the Doctor?
Rated K for nothing explicit.
Disclaimer: Syfy's Alice doesn't belong to me. Doctor Who doesn't belong to me, unless this is a future Doctor who also has a ridiculous scarf, like Four. But, I can't really claim him, as he only possibly exists.
A/N: Interesting things happen when I've been reading Alice fanfics all night and I suddenly think of Doctor Who. Things like this conversation.
It's between the Hatter and either Four or a future Doctor who has a suitably ridiculously long scarf. Ridiculously long in a good way, of course.
It happens to be a perfect drabble if you don't count [...] as a word.
(100 words)
"Alright, who're you, then?"
"The Doctor. Who're you?"
"I'm called Hatter."
"Why?"
"Because that's what they call me."
"Yeah, I got that; why do they call you Hatter?"
"Don't you see my hat?"
"That's enough to get you called Hatter?"
"Yeah."
[...]
"So why do they call you the Doctor?"
"Why not? Can you think of something better?"
"Well... How about Scarfer?"
"Scarfer?"
"Yeah."
"And what, exactly, is a Scarfer?"
"Dunno. Just thought it was fitting, your scarf and all."
"Why is it that wherever I go, I'm always identified by my scarf?"
"It's a bloody long scarf."
"This is true."