Hello, everybody. Even though I said Seven Lights would be next… well, it still will be. But welcome to the first filler story to fill room until then and keep me from writer's block. This is a story I was gonna write before NECSUS, but decided to scrap it, and then unscrap it. The truth is, I shoulda made this story ages ago, because the Nextgen Series has had NO development for the members of Sector RZ. What, you don't know who those guys are? EXACTLY! ! So anyway, let's get started.
The Best Worst KND Sector? Sector RZ Fails.
Rozeland Elementary
Normally kids would say "I hate Mondays" at the start of a new week… but none ever thought they'd hate Wednesdays this much. 'Cause no one likes having their school commandeered by crazy people. "PARENT TEACHER ORGANIZATION OF ERADICATING YOUNGSTERS, GIVE these kids a day of school they'll never forget!" exclaimed the PTOOEY's leader, the Principal.
In the gym, a boy was tied to a punching bag as Mad Dad was mercilessly punching the snot out of him. "COME ON, YOU LAZY BRATS! Don't ya know how ta punch? !" He beat away without rest, the other students looking with worry and helplessness. They had no intention of punching their friend, but what could they do?
Meanwhile, Midwestern Mom was occupying the cafeteria, forcing tables of tied-up students to stuff their face in apple pies. "OHHHH YEAH. GRAMMA STUFFUM AIN'T THE ONLY COOK 'ROUND THESE PARTS. Y'all're gonna finish yer pies and be DERN grateful yer mom works this hard! !"
"But I feel siiiiiiick!" a girl moaned.
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG LADY," she smacked her with her purse, "now GET TA EATING!"
In the library, children were tied at tables with iPhones strapped to their eyes, pages of online books scrolling before them. "You kids don't like reading books the old-fashioned way? Fine! You'll read those eBooks until your eyes go blurry!" the Terrible Tutor threatened.
Above the school, Heli-Teacher flew around on her flying chair, keeping watch. "No sign of those KNBrats yet. Guess they're too busy fighting gods or something."
"Then we Parent Teacher Organization will finally have victory!" Principal declared, in the teacher's lounge with the school's real, tied-up teachers.
"I wonder though, Paul… is what we're doing even considered 'evil' anymore?" Heli-Teacher asked via communicator. "I've been doing my research, and a lot of villains these KNBrats face nowadays are really somethin'. It makes us Brotherhooders seem… washed up."
"Oh, quit worrying, Maya! Sure the KND got a lot of superpowers now, but we supervillains still have!-"
"H-Hey! What's going—GAAAAH!"
"Hnn? ! Heli-Teacher! What happened? ! Where are you-"
A crash was heard across the hall. They all raced to the cafeteria, seeing Heli-Teacher on the floor, having fallen through a hole on the ceiling. Standing above that hole was a shadowed figure alit with flames, and an evil smirk. "Is…Is that-"
The girl jumped down and revealed to be Diwata Uno, joined by the other 4 members of Sector RZ. "Parent Teacher Organization of Washed-up Villains, prepare to be defeated by Kids Next Door's Sector RZ!" exclaimed Numbuh 2.3, Leanne.
"…PHEW." The villains sighed with relief.
"For a second there, I thought it was Sector V!" Mad Dad smiled. "I don' wanna deal with that raccoon chick! You hear what she did to Cuppa Joe the other day? Just for dumping his coffee in the sea? ?"
"Forget about Sector V! WE'RE the real deal TOO."
"Yeah, so give us back our waffles!" Denny demanded.
"And our pancakes! !" exclaimed Lulu.
"I think you're missing the point." Lee Andrew said.
After Heli-Teacher recovered, Principal announced, "Parent Teacher Organization, SCATTER!"
"Sector RZ, BATTLE stations!" At Leanne's command, the five split up to go after a certain villain.
Mad Dad and Denny engaged in a fist-fight using both their punching gloves. Their fists clashed with equal force, but Mad Dad sent Denny away with a headbutt. "You call that a headbutt?" he retorted, fixing on his football helmet. "I've bashed with bulls who hit harder!" He charged headfirst at the hot-headed parent and sent him flying to the wall with a stronger headbutt from his helmet.
"You think your pies are any good?" Lulu said to Midwest Mom. "You haven't seen my Pancake Karatay!" Using a 4x4 gun, she fired dough balls in the air and blasted them with a S.P.I.C.E.R., cooking them into pancakes in seconds. As they came down at Midwest Mom, who readied to knock them away with her purse, Lulu shot her with a syrup gun so the steaming pancakes would stick to and scorch her sticky form.
"Aaaaahh! What 'n' tarnation? !"
"Dern tootin'!" With that, Lulu slid butter cups across the floor so Mom would trip and fall.
As Terrible Tutor was trying to pile Diwata with books, the Uno child punched flames in the air to burn any that came. "You know, books are not just spare firewood, young lady! If you knew how much trouble authors went through to get them published, you'd be a little more appreciative!" He suddenly had all the burned papers surround and swallow Diwata, eventually trapping her in a paper ball. She tried to alight with flames, but the papers became too thick.
"Huh huh ha haaaah! Try to catch me, Kids Next Door!" Principal taunted, flying circles above Leanne. Leanne sent her shadow, Ash up to try and catch the villain, but he evasively flew away. "Ha ha ha! You kids are nothing compared to—DUI!" While looking behind, he slammed into a ceiling light and fell.
"Nothing compared to having a useless power." Leanne smirked.
Finally, it was Lee Andrew facing Heli-Teacher. "He may be dumb enough to crash, but I'VE got my eye on you, brat."
"Heh, that may be so." Lee smiled coolly, clutching his G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., "but try to keep an eye on hundreds of gumballs coming your way! I've modified this G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A. to fire three rounds of multi-directional gumballs at once!" Indeed, his weapon's turret was aimed up, down-right, and down-left. "And when my shadow, Damien faces a different way," his shadow aimed to Lee's left, "it's double the triple! Ready, Dami?"
"Um, Lee, are you sure you tested that-?" Leanne tried to say.
"FIRE!" The sextuple round of rapid gumballs bounced furiously around the lunchroom. The tied-up children screamed in agony as they took hits, as did Lulu, Denny, and Leanne, even Lee himself. He was forced to stop firing, but- "WHOA!" Heli-Teacher had him binded in ropes while the others took the other operatives hostage.
"HAHA ha ha!" Heli-Teacher laughed. "You shoulda just stuck with your silly powers, 'cause your weapon's as useless as-"
"HEY, GUUUUYS!" Three familiar, hated villains burst into the room.
"Oh, geez!" Mad Dad cried. "It's the Toiletnator, Dr. Light, and-"
"THE BOX Ghooost! Whose introduction will not be slandered by some drunk guy in underwear!" the blue ghost announced.
"WHAT'RE YOU nitwits DOING HERE? !" Midwestern Mom screamed.
"We heard you were invading a school, so we thought we'd drop in!" Lou perked.
"And we thought we'd help you, with our NEW invention!" Dr. Light smirked.
"BEHOLD!" Box Ghost threw off the curtain covering the device, "Our new box-shaped Toiluminator!" It was a square-shaped toilet with a lightbulb on its back and a helmet hanging above the seat. "Kids must always think about work or school while attending to their defecating desires. The helmet will read their minds to see if they do as such, thus the lightbulb will glow, but when they don't, they get SQUARE-SHAPED SWIRLY!"
"But what if they just have to pee?" Heli-Teacher questioned.
"Um… we couldn't make the helmet stretch that far yet."
"Here! Let me show you how it works!" Toiletnator excitedly plugged the toilet into an outlet. It began to shake uncontrollably as the lightbulb and helmet sparked. "…Uh-oh."
From outside the school, one could see an explosion of water emerge from above where the cafeteria is, and a square-shaped toilet fly beyond the front gates and smash into pieces.
Minutes later…
Aaron and Rhilliane Doblemitz arrived to guide the eight villains onto their S.P.R.A.Y.S.H.I.P.. "When does a TOILET get plugged in ANYWAY?" Heli-Teacher questioned.
"If you ask me, RZ just got lucky." Aaron said to his brother as they climbed in the cockpit. "If those bozos hadn't shown up, they probably wouldn'ta beat them."
"Why'd Cheren call them, anyway? Sector V's just a few miles away, they coulda done it much easier."
"You know, seeing as they're the kids of Sector Z, you woulda expected more from 'em." And with that, Sector RZ watched with negative looks as the guards flew away.
"Well, that'll look great in the mission report." Leanne said sarcastically. "Next time, Lee, just leave the 4x4 to Lulu." She passed her brother without a glance on the way back into school, as did the others. Lee held his head down in shame as he followed Lulu, the carefree girl munching a pancake.
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And bingo. So yeah, this story takes place before NECSUS, and serves as a general filler story. Because any great series needs filler, that's why Legend of Korra lasted too short. And the main point of them is to develop other concepts or characters, that's why Naruto anime is better than the manga. XP And Sector RZ has had no screen time, so they need this. A few important things will be introduced, though. Anyway, I started watching Fairy Tail, so expect more delays. But with that, I will see you for more.