The Kids Next Door…
How I despise those pitiful excuses for children. They have always been a thorn in my side. I had a plan, a simple plan really. A plan worthy of an all-powerful warrior such as myself. With my power my goal was within reach. But they…those little brats stopped me. How they did it I will never know, my plan seemed foolproof. But at the last possible second, they managed to breakaway and ruin everything.
I have been waiting, watching them to discover their weaknesses. Each one of them has one, one that can easily be exploited. But the problem is that they cover each other's weaknesses. If I could split them up, they would be easy pickings. But other villains have attempted this tactic with disastrous results. Somehow they always win. I hate them so much. Especially him…
Yes, he was the primary benefactor to my plan's downfall. If nothing else, I want my revenge on him. And I will have it! But not with death. Oh no, death will be the last of his worries. I have prepared a series of traps with which to torture him beyond reason. He will soon be begging for the Grim Reaper's icy grip. But first I must break his spirit. To do this, I will force him to bear witness to his friends' slow and agonizing demise.
Which brings me back to my original dilemma. How do I secure the capture of his teammates?
I have found the answer. I have recently uncovered a powerful artifact. With its power in hand, I shall destroy the Kids Next Door! It will take some planning; I have a zero margin for error. But the time of my vengeance has arrived.
Nigel…Hoagie…Kuki…Wally…Abby,
Prepare yourselves, for the day of your reckoning will soon be at hand!