(Author's Note) Why hello there! I am a new Fanfic writer on here, and I go by Toaster! (Or Toadamos if you will) This story originally was on Archive of Our Own, in the comments of Super Smash Bros. Mission from God, specifically the sequel. It got a lot of positive feedback and people wanted me to continue the story, so here I am, doing that! Before I start, I will say that if you read the original story, and are now coming to this version, you will notice that there are differences between the versions. That is to be expected, however, as I have more space to type on now. I might as well say this; I got inspired to write this mostly from the popular FanFic Operation: Smash Rescue by Warrior Kitty, as she herself liked my story. Again, I am a novice writer, so it WILL suck at times.

Alright, enough dilly-dallying!

LET'S ROLL! No, not THAT ROLL! JIGGLYPUFF, NOOOO!


"Why? Why did she do this to me?"
That was the only thing Lauren could ask. Even in the state she was in, she didn't focus on the pain that circuited through her body, now looking lifeless. She didn't focus on the red, blood-shot eyes stained with tears. No, not any of that.


She focused on the heart that had been shattered like fragile glass-her heart.


Sara, her former lover, and her had a huge argument.
"I did not sleep with her!"
"Yes you did, you bitch!"
"Sara, why would I ever want to cheat on you?!"
"Because you are a manipulative, lying, cheating lesbian!"
Sara's rage was at its peak. She thought Lauren had cheated on her with Samus. It all seemed to make perfect sense to her: Lauren and Samus had both been hanging out more than usual, and after Lauren saw what was underneath that Power Suit of hers, Sara became furious that she looked sexier than herself, even if she didn't want to admit it.
Now, Sara gets jealous easily when Lauren is around other girls. In fact, one time when Lauren was welcoming Female Robin, after they went their separate ways, Sara had taken Female Robin and tried to kill her, thinking Robin would later try to manipulate Lauren to start dating her. Robin, however, was able to escape the clutches of Sara's wrath.
"Sara... please don't tell me you're..."
"TASTE THE POWER OF GOD'S WRATH YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHAT SINNERS GET WHEN THEY TRY TO ENTER GOD'S DOMAIN!"
Heavenly light shot through the ceiling in the wink of an eye. Lauren tried to dodge most of them, only to have one scrape her leg. She yelped in pain, and staggered to the ground. Lauren tried to get away as soon as possible, her left leg with a sizzling injury.
But she was no match for the Mary Sue's powers. Activating her Final Smash, Sara turned into an angel. Her white, breezy wings softly supported her into the air, with her halo glowing bright as the sun.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Suddenly, the room set ablaze like ember. Meteorites burnt like a forest fire came crashing at Sara's girlfriend. Lauren tried to get away, but the deep pain in her leg refused her to go anywhere. She braced herself for the impact.


*CRASH! BOOM!*


The left side of the Smash Mansion blew up in a sea of fire. Sara, looking more demonic than angelic, stood over the burnt, injured, and weak Lauren. Lauren was crying, as the tears slid down her crispy cheeks.
Sara looked down at her, with a scowl on her face. The scowl showed disapproval at Lauren's state.

"Lauren, I thought you were my friend. Looks like you used Lesbian mind-control powers on me to turn me into your toy for love. And as we know, homosexuals are BANISHED from this Mansion. I hereby banish you from here. And NEVER, EVER come back, you rotten lesbian filth."

And with that said, Sara lifted Lauren up with her god powers, and chucked her into Smashville, no remorse whatsoever for her former lover.

"This is it," Lauren said to herself, giving up hope. "I'm gonna die here. I wish could've seen mom and dad one more time before I died."

Little did she know, this night would be the night that changes her fate, as her new unlikely friends were nearby, watching from a distance...